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I believe that when it's my time to face judgment at the pearly gates I will be allowed passage solely for having the conviction to remain a Minnesota Wild fan despite the endless samsara of reticent hope and painful dissappointment
May 2, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I believe that when it's my time to face judgment at the pearly gates I will be allowed passage solely for having the conviction to remain a Minnesota Wild fan despite the endless samsara of reticent hope and painful dissappointment
Listening to El Scorcho and shaking my head the whole time to let everyone know I don't approve of the weird racial stuff and invasions of privacy
March 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Listening to El Scorcho and shaking my head the whole time to let everyone know I don't approve of the weird racial stuff and invasions of privacy
Sorry I was absent I did a stained glass (please be kind it's my first one)
February 13, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Sorry I was absent I did a stained glass (please be kind it's my first one)
Posting soul at 20 followers
February 13, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Posting soul at 20 followers
I'm gonna be for real this pissed me right off, do they think I'm some kind of casual
February 13, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I'm gonna be for real this pissed me right off, do they think I'm some kind of casual
What the fuck do you mean death grips broke up
February 11, 2025 at 3:06 AM
What the fuck do you mean death grips broke up
The reviews are in: aunts and uncles around the world despised the half time show
February 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The reviews are in: aunts and uncles around the world despised the half time show
Every time I pop back onto twitter I invariably open a thread full of sexbots spouting rapidly deteriorating nonsense and I remember why I don't like it there anymore
But god damn twitter will always have my heart. Elon you are my mortal enemy and I will see you in the halls of retribution
But god damn twitter will always have my heart. Elon you are my mortal enemy and I will see you in the halls of retribution
February 10, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Every time I pop back onto twitter I invariably open a thread full of sexbots spouting rapidly deteriorating nonsense and I remember why I don't like it there anymore
But god damn twitter will always have my heart. Elon you are my mortal enemy and I will see you in the halls of retribution
But god damn twitter will always have my heart. Elon you are my mortal enemy and I will see you in the halls of retribution
One small thing that bothers me is whenever I'm talking about orcas (which is a surprising amount because I'm autistic) someone invariably tries to say orcas are actually dolphins as a gotcha... You fool, you cretinous wretch. Dolphins are a small-toothed order of WHALES you BITCH
February 8, 2025 at 2:55 AM
One small thing that bothers me is whenever I'm talking about orcas (which is a surprising amount because I'm autistic) someone invariably tries to say orcas are actually dolphins as a gotcha... You fool, you cretinous wretch. Dolphins are a small-toothed order of WHALES you BITCH
I keep seeing posts like "Haha these MAGAts are finally getting buyer's remorse, you happy now bozo??" because, yeah, they are happy actually, they're fucking braindead
February 7, 2025 at 10:36 PM
I keep seeing posts like "Haha these MAGAts are finally getting buyer's remorse, you happy now bozo??" because, yeah, they are happy actually, they're fucking braindead
Can you guys please do something about this punk bitch in the white house, I do not wish to suffer for your actions
February 3, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Can you guys please do something about this punk bitch in the white house, I do not wish to suffer for your actions
I don't understand how Gen Z (an ACAB generation) turned into a bunch of fucking narcs. They're always holding people accountable for the dumbest shit. I saw a vid of somebody who made a cute igloo and they used aluminum trays to make the blocks and people were screaming about their wastefulness
February 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
I don't understand how Gen Z (an ACAB generation) turned into a bunch of fucking narcs. They're always holding people accountable for the dumbest shit. I saw a vid of somebody who made a cute igloo and they used aluminum trays to make the blocks and people were screaming about their wastefulness
Today I caught one of my rainbowfish changing his colour to try and get his fuck on
January 31, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Today I caught one of my rainbowfish changing his colour to try and get his fuck on
Just about the last genre of music I thought the tiktok zoomers would latch onto is shoegaze. What the fuck do you mean Duster is getting 5 million Spotify listeners a month?
January 28, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Just about the last genre of music I thought the tiktok zoomers would latch onto is shoegaze. What the fuck do you mean Duster is getting 5 million Spotify listeners a month?
Just received word they're make an all-female reboot of Holes. What are they gonna call it? Dicks?? 🤪🤪
January 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Just received word they're make an all-female reboot of Holes. What are they gonna call it? Dicks?? 🤪🤪
Flirting with women is a genuinely shocking experience because you realize firsthand just how low men have pushed the bar when treating women with any amount of basic dignity is enough to put you in the 80th percentile
January 23, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Flirting with women is a genuinely shocking experience because you realize firsthand just how low men have pushed the bar when treating women with any amount of basic dignity is enough to put you in the 80th percentile
Fixed a closet and fridge door I've been putting off for maybe years and of course it only took like 40 minutes
January 22, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Fixed a closet and fridge door I've been putting off for maybe years and of course it only took like 40 minutes
Getting a hair on your phone screen can be such an alarming experience
January 21, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Getting a hair on your phone screen can be such an alarming experience
I'm so fucking tired, I should've just gotten to bluesky early and become the Eric Alper of this website. What's a cover song that's better than the original?
January 14, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I'm so fucking tired, I should've just gotten to bluesky early and become the Eric Alper of this website. What's a cover song that's better than the original?
God Rest Ye! Merry Gentlemen
January 13, 2025 at 7:55 PM
God Rest Ye! Merry Gentlemen
What if we kissed in the back of a 1996 Volkswagen Harlequin
January 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
What if we kissed in the back of a 1996 Volkswagen Harlequin
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You're an attention-seeking troll. Congratulations! You got a reply from me! Now you have to put up with me critiquing your troll, & telling you that, quite frankly, it's very poor. You're only semi-literate. No caps or punctuation. And no wit, satire or humour in your post. Bland & boring. 1/10
January 9, 2025 at 9:19 AM
You're an attention-seeking troll. Congratulations! You got a reply from me! Now you have to put up with me critiquing your troll, & telling you that, quite frankly, it's very poor. You're only semi-literate. No caps or punctuation. And no wit, satire or humour in your post. Bland & boring. 1/10
I can't drink water out of a mug because it tastes flat somehow
January 8, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I can't drink water out of a mug because it tastes flat somehow
I had a dream Robert Eggers did an adaptation of Blood Meridian and frankly I would like to go back to that dream
January 8, 2025 at 7:08 AM
I had a dream Robert Eggers did an adaptation of Blood Meridian and frankly I would like to go back to that dream
That's actually a calming misconception
January 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
That's actually a calming misconception