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Working in the intersection of data science & cyber security / I know more about x509 and TLS than your average person out walking their cat / I collect hobbies like other people collect comic books. turbocodr on that other site
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A bit of an intro to me. I work in data science and cyber security research, but don’t post much about that because companies don’t like sharing and also I always doubt myself. My hobby is collecting hobbies and love nothing more than going deep into a new thing. Most of what I’ll post will be that
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Why are there unit tests in your research code base? Because ML hates you and wants you to fail
November 24, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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I look forward to hiring a Chief AI Officer whose job will be to just tell anyone who suggests using AI for anything to shut the fuck up.
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Made some more progress on this drawing, filling in the rest of the branches and the wiring. Next I’ll fill in the detail of the tree and figure out the background #bonsai #drawing
November 24, 2025 at 3:05 AM
My poor confused daffodil 🌼 🌧️
November 23, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Yep, one of the biggest drivers of the elite panic around “wokeness” was the increasing prominence of Black people and particularly Black women in their fields and we’re seeing that coalition rewarded with the targeting of Black workers.
Since February, according to my latest analysis, almost 600,000 Black women have been economically sidelined. The November 20, 2025, Jobs Report makes clear this isn’t a blip. It’s a structural crisis. That is not a recovery. It is a redistribution of opportunity.
The exit economy is here. Black Women are paying the highest price | Fortune
This isn’t a blip. It’s a structural crisis. And it's not a recovery, it's a redistribution of opportunity.
fortune.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I was skeptical about air fried cheese curds, but it worked out pretty well
November 23, 2025 at 12:52 AM
So the file Cloudflare automatically generates to protect against DDOS traffic got DDOS'd with too many entries and ran out of memory?
mashable.com/article/clou...
Cloudflare outage cause revealed: This is what happened.
What happened to Cloudflare?
mashable.com
November 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
90s Seattle punk scene
November 18, 2025 at 6:03 PM
First stab at drawing a tree still life. Branches that angle forward or back are hard, but I like how the wiring turned out. I’ll be working on this one for a couple days probably
November 18, 2025 at 5:12 AM
This years batch of holiday eggnog mixed add ready to rest for a month
November 17, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Hand pie night!
November 17, 2025 at 12:34 AM
A friend who is now building agentic systems described the work as ..."neither data nor science. It's just gaslighting the AI into believing it's capable of doing that task and flipping when it hallucinates"
November 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Obviously Vance remembers nothing about being in the military. They eat that shit like candy
So... now MAGA is at war with both acetaminophen *and* ibuprofen?
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Picked up this book tonight, originally written in the 1800s. The Introduction is 11 pages long going on and on about “kids these days want to use shortcuts (color pencils) and don’t want to put in the effort to get good at something”

Kids these days…
November 12, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Age yourself with gaming

Load Runner was one of my first games
November 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I’m pretty happy with how this turned out. Playing with shadows and different “values” to show contrast. My angels of depth are still wonky but it’s getting better
November 11, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Continuing to work on my drawing skills. I’m happy with how I’m drawing bark and I’m starting to figure out shading a bit. But I’ve got foliage pads without obvious branches which looks odd.
November 10, 2025 at 1:31 AM
I’ve got a perennial mint patch and one of my favorite things is cleaning up all the woody branches in the fall. The wood smells so sweet and minty. Its like the best mojito ever
November 9, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Did some fall maintenance on my Japanese maple. I think I want cut the left trunk 1 node shorter eventually, and next year I’ll cut the main trunk stump back flush with the bottom of the left trunk. This one has 5-6 years to develop before it’s in good shape #bonsai
November 9, 2025 at 3:09 AM
First time making cioppino. It’s pretty good but not quite to the level of what I want. Gonna have to keep working on it
November 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
"For the longest time writing was more expensive than reading. If you encountered a body of written text you could be sure that at the very least a human spent some time writing it down. The text used to have an innate proof-of-thought a basic token of humanity"
distantprovince.by/posts/its-ru...
It's rude to show AI output to people | Alex Martsinovich
Feeding slop is an act of war
distantprovince.by
November 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Did a bit of tweaking to get more movement in the branches and to align the branch movement with the truck
November 6, 2025 at 6:00 PM
November 6, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Amazon's Day 1 Culture == "Meh, that's good enough"
November 6, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Working in Databricks makes me feel like Amazon AWS is just lazy. Databricks is what cloud computing should be but AWS just said fuck it, let’s just piss people off as a business model
November 6, 2025 at 5:19 AM