Jerry Thomas
@tulsalaw.bsky.social
Republican midterm prospects: Senators and Representatives have been digging such a deep hole, they’re now amazed there is no way out of it.
For many, their days are numbered.
For many, their days are numbered.
February 5, 2026 at 3:51 PM
Republican midterm prospects: Senators and Representatives have been digging such a deep hole, they’re now amazed there is no way out of it.
For many, their days are numbered.
For many, their days are numbered.
Wonder how long until we start seeing obituaries with the following.
The deceased did not appear in the Epstein files.
The deceased did not appear in the Epstein files.
February 4, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Wonder how long until we start seeing obituaries with the following.
The deceased did not appear in the Epstein files.
The deceased did not appear in the Epstein files.
Marked safe for not being in the Epstein files.
a sign with a blue flag and the words marked safe
ALT: a sign with a blue flag and the words marked safe
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February 2, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Marked safe for not being in the Epstein files.
Think I’ll update my résumé to include the following:
Not mentioned in the Epstein files.
Not mentioned in the Epstein files.
February 2, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Think I’ll update my résumé to include the following:
Not mentioned in the Epstein files.
Not mentioned in the Epstein files.
College and university researchers today.
February 2, 2026 at 8:21 PM
College and university researchers today.
Getting a different president won’t change things immediately. We have to be ready to go the distance with these knuckleheads.
February 2, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Getting a different president won’t change things immediately. We have to be ready to go the distance with these knuckleheads.
Just wondering . . . has Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ name come up yet in the Epstein files?
Or her Dad’s name?
Or her Dad’s name?
February 2, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Just wondering . . . has Sarah Huckabee Sanders’ name come up yet in the Epstein files?
Or her Dad’s name?
Or her Dad’s name?
I’m pleased to announce that Donald Trump will not be the recipient of the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize.
January 31, 2026 at 3:05 AM
I’m pleased to announce that Donald Trump will not be the recipient of the 2026 Nobel Peace Prize.
Isn’t it Ted-Cruz-heads-to-Cancun weather down in Texas?
Big storm coming. Hope they’re ready.
I’ll predict that everyone across the South will be a Socialist next week once the storm hits.
Big storm coming. Hope they’re ready.
I’ll predict that everyone across the South will be a Socialist next week once the storm hits.
January 24, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Isn’t it Ted-Cruz-heads-to-Cancun weather down in Texas?
Big storm coming. Hope they’re ready.
I’ll predict that everyone across the South will be a Socialist next week once the storm hits.
Big storm coming. Hope they’re ready.
I’ll predict that everyone across the South will be a Socialist next week once the storm hits.
If, according to Trump-world logic, the U.S. can “take Greenland”, why couldn’t China take Taiwan?
January 21, 2026 at 4:34 AM
If, according to Trump-world logic, the U.S. can “take Greenland”, why couldn’t China take Taiwan?
Who is worried that Trump will send the Alaska National Guard to Greenland instead of Minneapolis?
Didn’t he send some of our B2 bombers the wrong direction when he had Iranian nuclear facilities bombed?
Oh. Don’t send them to Minneapolis either.
Didn’t he send some of our B2 bombers the wrong direction when he had Iranian nuclear facilities bombed?
Oh. Don’t send them to Minneapolis either.
January 21, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Who is worried that Trump will send the Alaska National Guard to Greenland instead of Minneapolis?
Didn’t he send some of our B2 bombers the wrong direction when he had Iranian nuclear facilities bombed?
Oh. Don’t send them to Minneapolis either.
Didn’t he send some of our B2 bombers the wrong direction when he had Iranian nuclear facilities bombed?
Oh. Don’t send them to Minneapolis either.
I stand with Greenland!
Leave those people alone.
Leave those people alone.
January 20, 2026 at 4:02 AM
I stand with Greenland!
Leave those people alone.
Leave those people alone.
Does anyone find the John Hamm commercial about the Olympic hockey team hoping for “Canadian tears” a bit offensive?
January 19, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Does anyone find the John Hamm commercial about the Olympic hockey team hoping for “Canadian tears” a bit offensive?
If you’re looking to buy something from Italy you had better buy it this week.
Once the Italians start booing the Americans during their entrance at the opening ceremony you know Trump will respond with higher tariffs.
Please keep all ketchup bottles and nuclear weapons far away from him.
Once the Italians start booing the Americans during their entrance at the opening ceremony you know Trump will respond with higher tariffs.
Please keep all ketchup bottles and nuclear weapons far away from him.
January 19, 2026 at 5:34 AM
If you’re looking to buy something from Italy you had better buy it this week.
Once the Italians start booing the Americans during their entrance at the opening ceremony you know Trump will respond with higher tariffs.
Please keep all ketchup bottles and nuclear weapons far away from him.
Once the Italians start booing the Americans during their entrance at the opening ceremony you know Trump will respond with higher tariffs.
Please keep all ketchup bottles and nuclear weapons far away from him.
I’ve been thinking about Martin Luther King day. With the idiot running the country, is this the last year the holiday will be recognized?
January 19, 2026 at 5:29 AM
I’ve been thinking about Martin Luther King day. With the idiot running the country, is this the last year the holiday will be recognized?
I mentioned the Epstein files in a comment on Facebook. It’s a sore spot for a certain subset of MAGA folks. They let me know how “idiotic” it was to bring it up.
I won’t stop bringing up the Epstein files.
I won’t stop bringing up the Epstein files.
Why is nobody talking about how the Epstein files are now 30 days past due?
Release the Epstein files.
Release the Epstein files.
January 19, 2026 at 5:26 AM
I mentioned the Epstein files in a comment on Facebook. It’s a sore spot for a certain subset of MAGA folks. They let me know how “idiotic” it was to bring it up.
I won’t stop bringing up the Epstein files.
I won’t stop bringing up the Epstein files.
Are we expecting tariff increases once American olympians are booed in Milan?
January 19, 2026 at 12:37 AM
Are we expecting tariff increases once American olympians are booed in Milan?
How will the Orange One respond when fans boo American athletes at the Olympics?
People seldom have the opportunity to express their displeasure to Trump. The boos I anticipate they’ll hear aren’t directed at their efforts, but rather at Donald Trump.
People seldom have the opportunity to express their displeasure to Trump. The boos I anticipate they’ll hear aren’t directed at their efforts, but rather at Donald Trump.
January 18, 2026 at 11:03 PM
How will the Orange One respond when fans boo American athletes at the Olympics?
People seldom have the opportunity to express their displeasure to Trump. The boos I anticipate they’ll hear aren’t directed at their efforts, but rather at Donald Trump.
People seldom have the opportunity to express their displeasure to Trump. The boos I anticipate they’ll hear aren’t directed at their efforts, but rather at Donald Trump.
Is everyone in St. Louis a Carolina Panthers fan today?
Hit like if you hate Stan Kroenke.
Hit like if you hate Stan Kroenke.
January 10, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Is everyone in St. Louis a Carolina Panthers fan today?
Hit like if you hate Stan Kroenke.
Hit like if you hate Stan Kroenke.
Since we know the Department of Justice won’t do anything, why hasn’t the Minnesota Attorney General or the Hennepin State’s Attorney filed murder charges?
January 8, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Since we know the Department of Justice won’t do anything, why hasn’t the Minnesota Attorney General or the Hennepin State’s Attorney filed murder charges?
I’ve found that people advocating for prayer in schools always change their minds when I suggest a daily recitation of the Hail Mary.
Christians seem to only want their version of Christianity.
I won’t force them to follow my version. They shouldn’t be allowed to force me to follow theirs.
Christians seem to only want their version of Christianity.
I won’t force them to follow my version. They shouldn’t be allowed to force me to follow theirs.
December 29, 2025 at 3:52 AM
I’ve found that people advocating for prayer in schools always change their minds when I suggest a daily recitation of the Hail Mary.
Christians seem to only want their version of Christianity.
I won’t force them to follow my version. They shouldn’t be allowed to force me to follow theirs.
Christians seem to only want their version of Christianity.
I won’t force them to follow my version. They shouldn’t be allowed to force me to follow theirs.
You would think that a guy who so quickly “healed” after getting shot in the ear wouldn’t have to put makeup on the back of his hand to hide the infusions he’s receiving for Alzheimer’s disease.
December 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
You would think that a guy who so quickly “healed” after getting shot in the ear wouldn’t have to put makeup on the back of his hand to hide the infusions he’s receiving for Alzheimer’s disease.
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this year, I'm giving all my Christmas gifts to the richest child in the neighborhood. I'm sure they'll trickle down to all the other kids eventually
December 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
this year, I'm giving all my Christmas gifts to the richest child in the neighborhood. I'm sure they'll trickle down to all the other kids eventually
Given his obvious health decline, who’s betting this is his last Christmas?
If so, he might want to listen to those 3 ghosts who visited Ebenezer Scrooge.
Bah, humbug!
If so, he might want to listen to those 3 ghosts who visited Ebenezer Scrooge.
Bah, humbug!
an older man wearing a top hat is smiling and saying bah humbug .
ALT: an older man wearing a top hat is smiling and saying bah humbug .
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December 23, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Given his obvious health decline, who’s betting this is his last Christmas?
If so, he might want to listen to those 3 ghosts who visited Ebenezer Scrooge.
Bah, humbug!
If so, he might want to listen to those 3 ghosts who visited Ebenezer Scrooge.
Bah, humbug!