Alison
@tudorgrrrl.bsky.social
Encourager of shenanigans. Leading people astray since the 80s. Tweets include random song lyrics.
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Alison
@tudorgrrrl.bsky.social
· Apr 23
Heard tonight at a comedy show:
Australia has more sex toys than guns.
We shoot loads not people.
😂😈🍆💦
Australia has more sex toys than guns.
We shoot loads not people.
😂😈🍆💦
Fungi is taxonomy! Metaphor!! I am a bit pissed and a bit stoned (I am on a bus like a responsible adult fyi) but this is a THOUGHT
November 28, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Fungi is taxonomy! Metaphor!! I am a bit pissed and a bit stoned (I am on a bus like a responsible adult fyi) but this is a THOUGHT
On the bus to day 1 of 3 days of workshops! They’re gifts to myself - one for business coaching and two for embroidery. Learning and growing and shit 😆😍😎🥳
November 27, 2025 at 9:23 PM
On the bus to day 1 of 3 days of workshops! They’re gifts to myself - one for business coaching and two for embroidery. Learning and growing and shit 😆😍😎🥳
Dominique Ansel (creator of the Cronut and the kouigh aman thing) has opened an Asian/French bakery in New York. His new thing is a Taro Mochi Lace Batter Donut.
jerry from tom and jerry is wearing a diaper and standing on a bridge .
ALT: jerry from tom and jerry is wearing a diaper and standing on a bridge .
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Dominique Ansel (creator of the Cronut and the kouigh aman thing) has opened an Asian/French bakery in New York. His new thing is a Taro Mochi Lace Batter Donut.
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The OG Simon's Cat film!
November 26, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The OG Simon's Cat film!
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
Just got some really good news but it’s not 💯 certain yet so I won’t share it but when it is I will look like this!
a woman in an orange fur coat is standing next to another woman in a red coat .
ALT: a woman in an orange fur coat is standing next to another woman in a red coat .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Just got some really good news but it’s not 💯 certain yet so I won’t share it but when it is I will look like this!
I sincerely hope there’s absolutely no question of any Australian involvement in this bullshit.
Rep. Salazar on Venezuela: "We're about to go in ... we need to go in ... Venezuela for the American oil companies will be a field day"
November 25, 2025 at 12:20 PM
I sincerely hope there’s absolutely no question of any Australian involvement in this bullshit.
Bit of perineal sun worship happening this morning on the balcony
November 24, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Bit of perineal sun worship happening this morning on the balcony
Off to the movies with Ms27, wearing a pink jumper and my newest completed embroidery, this floral brooch. I am pretty happy with how this one turned out! #craftsky
November 21, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Off to the movies with Ms27, wearing a pink jumper and my newest completed embroidery, this floral brooch. I am pretty happy with how this one turned out! #craftsky
Now would be a great time to publicise a Miss Piggy movie.
November 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Now would be a great time to publicise a Miss Piggy movie.
Hold on. The US congress has SUBPOENAED an Australian government official to testify before a committee to defend her “zealot” behaviour in doing the bidding of OUR government?!
WTAF IS THIS SHIT #auspol
WTAF IS THIS SHIT #auspol
November 19, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Hold on. The US congress has SUBPOENAED an Australian government official to testify before a committee to defend her “zealot” behaviour in doing the bidding of OUR government?!
WTAF IS THIS SHIT #auspol
WTAF IS THIS SHIT #auspol
OMG STOP WTF the only American chain store I really like is now open in Sydney. Hmmmmm pretzel and lemonade yes pls
November 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
OMG STOP WTF the only American chain store I really like is now open in Sydney. Hmmmmm pretzel and lemonade yes pls
Big news around these parts…
November 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Big news around these parts…
The woman who put together this little gift bag needs to seek psychiatric attention immediately.
Yesterday, a Republican tried to give me holy water and Trump perfume because I’m “demonic.”
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
Extremely normal stuff coming from an extremely normal party.
November 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
The woman who put together this little gift bag needs to seek psychiatric attention immediately.
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NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
November 16, 2025 at 11:43 PM
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
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Michael Che with the joke of the night on SNL's Weekend Update.
November 16, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Michael Che with the joke of the night on SNL's Weekend Update.
I’m going to bed at 9pm on a clear, warm Saturday night and I am thrilled to be honest. Spent the evening watching second half of Wicked p1 and the Wizard of Oz, then ep 2 of the Stax documentary - otis and MLK die. Bed seems nice
November 15, 2025 at 10:09 AM
I’m going to bed at 9pm on a clear, warm Saturday night and I am thrilled to be honest. Spent the evening watching second half of Wicked p1 and the Wizard of Oz, then ep 2 of the Stax documentary - otis and MLK die. Bed seems nice
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I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
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Bonobos not chimpanzees
We are a social species, and we have always prevailed through cooperation. Caring for our sick. Raising children we didn't sire or birth because they were part of our village or extended family. We are not breeders and predators, we are communicators and survivors. We evolved to UNITE.
November 14, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Bonobos not chimpanzees
Watching doco about the founding of Stax in Memphis… Booker T. Jones was riding his bike by and saw that a record shop had been opened (by Estelle Axton, one of the founders) and he stopped and went in.
BOOKER. T. MOTHERFUCKING JONES.
What a time.
BOOKER. T. MOTHERFUCKING JONES.
What a time.
November 14, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Watching doco about the founding of Stax in Memphis… Booker T. Jones was riding his bike by and saw that a record shop had been opened (by Estelle Axton, one of the founders) and he stopped and went in.
BOOKER. T. MOTHERFUCKING JONES.
What a time.
BOOKER. T. MOTHERFUCKING JONES.
What a time.