She's Just That Into You

"hey sorry I didn't show up at the in-person reunion full of my former employees, I'm terrified that at least one of you wants to kill me"

"Is there a type of spacing beyond double?" I asked.

"Yes." He said.

"How many spaces is that?" I asked.

"Triple." He said.

"Wow. Hey, what

do you know about

margins?" I said.

what are the odds that Don Bacon and one or two other old dogs go full "fuck it" mode and vote for Hakeem Jeffries

he's had a lot of practice with dumb questions

nice of the administration to make it abundantly clear to the military that they do not, under any circumstances, have their backs. hopefully the rest of the officer corps remembers this on January 6th 2029 when JD Vance is begging them to help him decertify election results

holy shit, whatapicture.jpg x2

splinter revealing the secret of the ooze

I love how Bush got slightly more popular with independents during his lame duck period. "Now that we know the Republicans can't hurt us anymore we kind of like this dumb cowboy failson"

quadrupled health insurance premiums go brrrrrrr

I need exfiltration immediately sir! my witticisms have angered a race of extremely tall pro-life aliens!

if pollsters release enough negative polls on RFK Jr they might be able to convince Trump to fire him and potentially save millions of lives

in all seriousness though 1) I want a game like this and 2) you can get halfway there if you play as a landless adventurer in Crusader Kings 3 and just try to seduce your way into nobility

pestering my dad to take me to GameStop at 6:00am so I can buy Barry Lyndon 64 on launch day

it sucks having him alive but it will be so much worse after he dies. as soon as he's gone they'll start painting him as a wise and all-knowing philosopher king - which they're trying to do now, but he keeps screwing it up for them by falling asleep in meetings or fawning over cutie pie socialists