And George Wendt
@trumancapps.bsky.social
Writer of unmarketable scripts and unlikeable skeets. Cohost of the Movie Memory Machine podcast.
if Megyn Kelly really wants migrants to suffer maybe she should dance for them
December 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
if Megyn Kelly really wants migrants to suffer maybe she should dance for them
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I dont care about scaring the hoes. The hoes are wrong
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I dont care about scaring the hoes. The hoes are wrong
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
these are sick and evil people who are doing real harm to millions. and they are also the biggest pack of dork-ass losers ever assembled.
Before you ask, yes apparently this is real. He must be taking comedy lessons and substances from Elon.
December 1, 2025 at 1:10 AM
these are sick and evil people who are doing real harm to millions. and they are also the biggest pack of dork-ass losers ever assembled.
While water is necessary to sustain life, becoming addicted to it can lead you to resent its absence, says apocalyptic warlord Immortan Joe.
While work-life balance may give you a sense of happiness and fulfillment, it isn’t always realistic, says Walmart executive vice president and chief people officer Donna Morris.
Walmart exec: ‘I’ve never believed in the term work-life balance’—this is the mantra that made her highly successful instead
Many professionals see work-life balance as a non-negotiable. Walmart CPO Donna Morris says people should practice work-life integration instead. Here's why.
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November 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
While water is necessary to sustain life, becoming addicted to it can lead you to resent its absence, says apocalyptic warlord Immortan Joe.
Happy Thanksgiving everybody, God bless
November 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Happy Thanksgiving everybody, God bless
she Eustace on my Tilley till I Shout & Murmur
November 27, 2025 at 4:50 PM
she Eustace on my Tilley till I Shout & Murmur
today isn't just Thanksgiving. it's also my birthday. to celebrate, I'm going to post a skeet I thought of over a year ago but have been too scared to put onto the timeline. when you read my next post, you must force yourself to find it amusing, even if you don't want to, in honor of both holidays.
November 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
today isn't just Thanksgiving. it's also my birthday. to celebrate, I'm going to post a skeet I thought of over a year ago but have been too scared to put onto the timeline. when you read my next post, you must force yourself to find it amusing, even if you don't want to, in honor of both holidays.
Good or bad, rich or poor, handsome or ugly, they are all equal now, Charlie Brown
This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass, Charlie Brown
Nobody trusts anyone anymore, Charlie Brown
November 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Good or bad, rich or poor, handsome or ugly, they are all equal now, Charlie Brown
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big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
November 21, 2025 at 9:30 PM
big bugs bunny getting elmer fudd to marry him vibes in the white house currently i see
DEMOCRATIC PARTY LEADERSHIP: We solemnly condemn the evils of the socialist ideol-
DONALD TRUMP BURSTING THROUGH THE WALL LIKE THE KOOL AID MAN: people are saying we're doing it from each according to his ability and it's gonna to go to each according to his needs like nobody's ever seen before
DONALD TRUMP BURSTING THROUGH THE WALL LIKE THE KOOL AID MAN: people are saying we're doing it from each according to his ability and it's gonna to go to each according to his needs like nobody's ever seen before
Q: would you feel comfortable living in NYC under a Mamdani administration ?
TRUMP: I would. I really would.
TRUMP: I would. I really would.
November 21, 2025 at 9:19 PM
DEMOCRATIC PARTY LEADERSHIP: We solemnly condemn the evils of the socialist ideol-
DONALD TRUMP BURSTING THROUGH THE WALL LIKE THE KOOL AID MAN: people are saying we're doing it from each according to his ability and it's gonna to go to each according to his needs like nobody's ever seen before
DONALD TRUMP BURSTING THROUGH THE WALL LIKE THE KOOL AID MAN: people are saying we're doing it from each according to his ability and it's gonna to go to each according to his needs like nobody's ever seen before
I know we all hate this, but it's smart politics. now that Democratic Party leaders have voted to condemn socialism, Republicans will have no choice but to finally stop labelling every Democratic Party policy as socialism or communism. trust the plan, patriots in control
November 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I know we all hate this, but it's smart politics. now that Democratic Party leaders have voted to condemn socialism, Republicans will have no choice but to finally stop labelling every Democratic Party policy as socialism or communism. trust the plan, patriots in control
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My therapist: KTMA Cambot isn't real, he can't hurt you.
KTMA Cambot:
KTMA Cambot:
November 21, 2025 at 7:58 AM
My therapist: KTMA Cambot isn't real, he can't hurt you.
KTMA Cambot:
KTMA Cambot:
Marjorie Taylor Greene believes we'll be having elections in 2026 and 2028 and she's acting accordingly
"What is her angle???" Her angle is that the leader of her movement is turning 80 and term-limited and his nominal heir apparent is gonna be defending an economic record everyone hates just like Kamala Harris
I've said for a long time that Marjorie Taylor Greene is not "stupid," but a savvy political operator who knows how to get and keep attention. She's gunning to take the reins of MAGA while also putting distance between her and Trump to avoid fallout from his inevitable meltdown.
November 18, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Marjorie Taylor Greene believes we'll be having elections in 2026 and 2028 and she's acting accordingly
"I want to be president have them play pro wrestler music before I go out to give a speech at a special McDonalds conference" good idea little guy, you're 12
Trump's playlist includes the Undertaker's theme before his remarks at the McDonald's Summit
November 18, 2025 at 7:51 AM
"I want to be president have them play pro wrestler music before I go out to give a speech at a special McDonalds conference" good idea little guy, you're 12
"we're a big tent party which means we need to let bad faith lunatics who have repeatedly tried to set the tent on fire into the tent"
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 7:10 AM
"we're a big tent party which means we need to let bad faith lunatics who have repeatedly tried to set the tent on fire into the tent"
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i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
November 14, 2025 at 7:02 PM
i’d be more comfortable with the olivia nuzzi coverage if every story was headlined something like “seduced by a guy who eats roadkill: the story of an extremely stupid lady”
@schiff.senate.gov impeccable work sir! as one of your constituents in this D+20 state I have only one request: could you send me MORE fundraising texts and emails?
November 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
@schiff.senate.gov impeccable work sir! as one of your constituents in this D+20 state I have only one request: could you send me MORE fundraising texts and emails?
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to the Joker, these are regular snacks with mentaiko mayonnaise flavor
March 29, 2025 at 12:09 PM
to the Joker, these are regular snacks with mentaiko mayonnaise flavor