I'll pick Chewbacca's son, the cat, and Gumby. then I'll tell the furry ones to get behind me, and use Gumby to beat the rest of them to death myself.

Gumby: As an ageless immortal impervious to all physical damage, a shoe-in.
Genie: A fun sassy gay friend who can grant wishes? Why even consider refusing?
Octaman: Sure, he may have six arms, only two of which work, but he swings them around and somehow, people die.
Duffy: Cat. 'Nuff said.

Duffy four times. The sheer power of Eric Roberts' weaponized indifference will keep me safe.

Rollergator, Duffy, the Ice Cream Bunny, and the Birdemic birds. The birds can definitely kill anyone, the Ice Cream Bunny can intimidate (HURR HURR HURRRR!), Rollergator provides great guitar noodling as we flee, and Duffy…I don’t know, he can possibly provide good advice exactly once.

Rollergator (only so the endless guitar doodling would be pointed at the enemy), Master, Gumby, and Lumpy

Cat, eagles, big naturals gorilla, and ice cream bunny HELL yes

Picking Tommy just to hear him say, "YOU'RE TEARING ME APART" as I run my ass out of there.

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