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brain trash, porn flash, what is why?
look into forever, revolutionize
look into forever, revolutionize
making a humble request to have "SHATTY'S NATTIES" on screen at some point when the deeply horrifying time comes to execute on this computer science experiment, please and thank you
November 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
making a humble request to have "SHATTY'S NATTIES" on screen at some point when the deeply horrifying time comes to execute on this computer science experiment, please and thank you
the answer is narcissistic comfort, misinterpreted as some sort of grand victory, even though we all know nobody's gonna remember this series of simple patterns after he goes
they'll never understand that the man who feeds the world would be immortal because it's outside a cost/benefit analysis
they'll never understand that the man who feeds the world would be immortal because it's outside a cost/benefit analysis
November 26, 2025 at 12:36 PM
the answer is narcissistic comfort, misinterpreted as some sort of grand victory, even though we all know nobody's gonna remember this series of simple patterns after he goes
they'll never understand that the man who feeds the world would be immortal because it's outside a cost/benefit analysis
they'll never understand that the man who feeds the world would be immortal because it's outside a cost/benefit analysis
some dickhead psychologist who missed the memo on their hideous replication crisis: adulthood starts at 30 :)
the wandering spirit of a Victorian child who started mining coal at 12: cool, cool cool cool. still making everybody go to work anyway, though, yeah? still gotta pay bills at 25, huh?
the wandering spirit of a Victorian child who started mining coal at 12: cool, cool cool cool. still making everybody go to work anyway, though, yeah? still gotta pay bills at 25, huh?
November 26, 2025 at 5:34 AM
some dickhead psychologist who missed the memo on their hideous replication crisis: adulthood starts at 30 :)
the wandering spirit of a Victorian child who started mining coal at 12: cool, cool cool cool. still making everybody go to work anyway, though, yeah? still gotta pay bills at 25, huh?
the wandering spirit of a Victorian child who started mining coal at 12: cool, cool cool cool. still making everybody go to work anyway, though, yeah? still gotta pay bills at 25, huh?
the wording on these is always so stupid. "extraterrestrial life is real, and they are also here, now, either simply monitoring us or actively interfering" is treated identically with "the scope of the cosmos is largely indistinguishable from infinity and the Drake equation is applied to that scale"
November 26, 2025 at 1:18 AM
the wording on these is always so stupid. "extraterrestrial life is real, and they are also here, now, either simply monitoring us or actively interfering" is treated identically with "the scope of the cosmos is largely indistinguishable from infinity and the Drake equation is applied to that scale"
that's hollywood, pal,
but it's 100% a narcissistic pool of theft so nobody's wrong here, least of all you
but it's 100% a narcissistic pool of theft so nobody's wrong here, least of all you
November 24, 2025 at 7:46 AM
that's hollywood, pal,
but it's 100% a narcissistic pool of theft so nobody's wrong here, least of all you
but it's 100% a narcissistic pool of theft so nobody's wrong here, least of all you
whole lotta very stupid scenes with vampire kate beckinsale starting to make a fascinating amount of sense all of a sudden
November 24, 2025 at 7:31 AM
whole lotta very stupid scenes with vampire kate beckinsale starting to make a fascinating amount of sense all of a sudden
sorry, pal. just found out Udo Kier's dead. no energy left to continue this one, gonna go get (more) hammered and watch him be a fat Soviet Romanov's foil in the Red Alert 2 cinematics for the rest of the night
November 24, 2025 at 6:37 AM
sorry, pal. just found out Udo Kier's dead. no energy left to continue this one, gonna go get (more) hammered and watch him be a fat Soviet Romanov's foil in the Red Alert 2 cinematics for the rest of the night
because they live everywhere. that's the thing with interconnected systems
the Blackwall is an AI masquerading as a firewall, constantly trying to halt intrusion. keeping things decentralized makes that being's job easier, but generally it's accepted that it will ultimately be impossible
the Blackwall is an AI masquerading as a firewall, constantly trying to halt intrusion. keeping things decentralized makes that being's job easier, but generally it's accepted that it will ultimately be impossible
November 24, 2025 at 6:24 AM
because they live everywhere. that's the thing with interconnected systems
the Blackwall is an AI masquerading as a firewall, constantly trying to halt intrusion. keeping things decentralized makes that being's job easier, but generally it's accepted that it will ultimately be impossible
the Blackwall is an AI masquerading as a firewall, constantly trying to halt intrusion. keeping things decentralized makes that being's job easier, but generally it's accepted that it will ultimately be impossible
point's that systems are different in the world that's been fundamentally influenced by a group of banished sapient synthetic intelligences who are kept behind a desperate firewall run by a company whose benefactors only occasionally pay the bills
it's a morphological disconnect
it's a morphological disconnect
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 AM
point's that systems are different in the world that's been fundamentally influenced by a group of banished sapient synthetic intelligences who are kept behind a desperate firewall run by a company whose benefactors only occasionally pay the bills
it's a morphological disconnect
it's a morphological disconnect
not sure why shots of honey jim beam has led to a web of discourse, but the point is that hypothetical utilization involves conscious self becoming fundamentally entwined with silicon networks in ways that are hard to describe
the airgap involves shortcomings that we can't currently understand
the airgap involves shortcomings that we can't currently understand
November 24, 2025 at 6:02 AM
not sure why shots of honey jim beam has led to a web of discourse, but the point is that hypothetical utilization involves conscious self becoming fundamentally entwined with silicon networks in ways that are hard to describe
the airgap involves shortcomings that we can't currently understand
the airgap involves shortcomings that we can't currently understand
the answer's a line in cyberpunk 2077 where Vik, your friendly local ripper, notes that a new internally-installed deck will take some time to "adjust to your thought processes"
which means some level of neural-net interface, which unfortunately in 2025 remains the domain of bad art for cheap fucks
which means some level of neural-net interface, which unfortunately in 2025 remains the domain of bad art for cheap fucks
November 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
the answer's a line in cyberpunk 2077 where Vik, your friendly local ripper, notes that a new internally-installed deck will take some time to "adjust to your thought processes"
which means some level of neural-net interface, which unfortunately in 2025 remains the domain of bad art for cheap fucks
which means some level of neural-net interface, which unfortunately in 2025 remains the domain of bad art for cheap fucks
survival mode accurately makes being a cold-blooded Argonian in fantasy Scandinavia a nightmare as they declined to add warmth spells (flame cloak only stops you from dying in cold water), so if you really want to hate yourself (and forever strategize around fur armor and hot soup) that's the ticket
November 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
survival mode accurately makes being a cold-blooded Argonian in fantasy Scandinavia a nightmare as they declined to add warmth spells (flame cloak only stops you from dying in cold water), so if you really want to hate yourself (and forever strategize around fur armor and hot soup) that's the ticket
which, naturally, liberals have reacted to by simply malfunctioning, and old-guard conservatives simply becoming inert as their logical successors come to power, the failsons who can't keep the hideous apparatus together in a meaningful way
wouldn't want to be alive any other time, personally
wouldn't want to be alive any other time, personally
November 23, 2025 at 12:29 PM
which, naturally, liberals have reacted to by simply malfunctioning, and old-guard conservatives simply becoming inert as their logical successors come to power, the failsons who can't keep the hideous apparatus together in a meaningful way
wouldn't want to be alive any other time, personally
wouldn't want to be alive any other time, personally
there's also the democratization of data on the internet. there's a quote from Stavvy where he says "oh, I understand JFK conspiracy lifers now, like, we all know Epstein was murdered", and that's the odd situation - anyone with a brain now has the terrible reality of statecraft laid bare
November 23, 2025 at 12:29 PM
there's also the democratization of data on the internet. there's a quote from Stavvy where he says "oh, I understand JFK conspiracy lifers now, like, we all know Epstein was murdered", and that's the odd situation - anyone with a brain now has the terrible reality of statecraft laid bare
the thing about conspiracy theories being fun is that you need a functioning middle class to invest their free time and money into them
divergence into a sinking lower class that loves to believe they're anything but, and an outright feudal class, means no extra money around for saucer conventions
divergence into a sinking lower class that loves to believe they're anything but, and an outright feudal class, means no extra money around for saucer conventions
November 23, 2025 at 12:14 PM
the thing about conspiracy theories being fun is that you need a functioning middle class to invest their free time and money into them
divergence into a sinking lower class that loves to believe they're anything but, and an outright feudal class, means no extra money around for saucer conventions
divergence into a sinking lower class that loves to believe they're anything but, and an outright feudal class, means no extra money around for saucer conventions
trust in the Man.
trust in the Plan.
trust in the Plan.
November 22, 2025 at 7:03 AM
trust in the Man.
trust in the Plan.
trust in the Plan.
been putting a few bucks in my securities account each month for a while
no shares bought, just... sitting there, as cash. waiting for It to happen.
no shares bought, just... sitting there, as cash. waiting for It to happen.
November 22, 2025 at 5:28 AM
been putting a few bucks in my securities account each month for a while
no shares bought, just... sitting there, as cash. waiting for It to happen.
no shares bought, just... sitting there, as cash. waiting for It to happen.
The Final Sacrifice is one of those movies where you can constantly see a competent remake shining through the gaps. a boozed-up former cult member going ham on his ex-compatriates with a shotgun is perfectly good, but The Greidanus needed a budget higher than literally $1500 CAD to make it shine
November 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
The Final Sacrifice is one of those movies where you can constantly see a competent remake shining through the gaps. a boozed-up former cult member going ham on his ex-compatriates with a shotgun is perfectly good, but The Greidanus needed a budget higher than literally $1500 CAD to make it shine
America loves a charismatic man, but in order to really break the back of the bourgeoisie, you need a Big Boy who loves hard liquor and rare steaks
alas, Big Bill was a little too ahead of the curve. but we're ripe for his spiritual successor
alas, Big Bill was a little too ahead of the curve. but we're ripe for his spiritual successor
November 21, 2025 at 9:13 PM
America loves a charismatic man, but in order to really break the back of the bourgeoisie, you need a Big Boy who loves hard liquor and rare steaks
alas, Big Bill was a little too ahead of the curve. but we're ripe for his spiritual successor
alas, Big Bill was a little too ahead of the curve. but we're ripe for his spiritual successor
once again promoting my hypothesis that capitalism is entirely run on vibes and rizz, and literally anyone can melt the white supremacy AI fossil fuel failson bloc if they get a couple drinks in 'em and shepherd the morons in just the right way
November 21, 2025 at 9:01 PM
once again promoting my hypothesis that capitalism is entirely run on vibes and rizz, and literally anyone can melt the white supremacy AI fossil fuel failson bloc if they get a couple drinks in 'em and shepherd the morons in just the right way
average wehrmacht soldier, unaware that his running shorts are about to be tested against a Siberian winter approaching zero Kelvin:
November 21, 2025 at 10:49 AM
average wehrmacht soldier, unaware that his running shorts are about to be tested against a Siberian winter approaching zero Kelvin:
never liked Carmack simply from him deciding that Mark Zuckerberg was a safe bet for the future of VR (lol) so I watched him getting interviewed by Lex Fridman (also lol) a while ago, and he's a "you need to make your life revolve around your job" dickhead, so the fascist shit made immediate sense
November 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
never liked Carmack simply from him deciding that Mark Zuckerberg was a safe bet for the future of VR (lol) so I watched him getting interviewed by Lex Fridman (also lol) a while ago, and he's a "you need to make your life revolve around your job" dickhead, so the fascist shit made immediate sense
you gotta wonder what the % of fascist agitprop is from people who genuinely don't believe it, but know that both spurring on Nazis, and algorithmic feedback from opposition, is profitable with modern social media
so detached from reality that internal justifications only occur when they're caught
so detached from reality that internal justifications only occur when they're caught
November 21, 2025 at 1:56 AM
you gotta wonder what the % of fascist agitprop is from people who genuinely don't believe it, but know that both spurring on Nazis, and algorithmic feedback from opposition, is profitable with modern social media
so detached from reality that internal justifications only occur when they're caught
so detached from reality that internal justifications only occur when they're caught
"lol. guess we're fuckin' lucky their pizza is terrible too"
- a social media post from the future Chairman of the Congress of Trade Unions of the United Syndicates of America, inaugurated after the nuclear exchange of 2028
- a social media post from the future Chairman of the Congress of Trade Unions of the United Syndicates of America, inaugurated after the nuclear exchange of 2028
November 19, 2025 at 1:28 PM
"lol. guess we're fuckin' lucky their pizza is terrible too"
- a social media post from the future Chairman of the Congress of Trade Unions of the United Syndicates of America, inaugurated after the nuclear exchange of 2028
- a social media post from the future Chairman of the Congress of Trade Unions of the United Syndicates of America, inaugurated after the nuclear exchange of 2028