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Trollbeard
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⚒️ Here for indy wrestling, wargaming, dinosaurs, queer shite, metalwork, art, piracy and bad TTRPG takes
🗝️Bremen, Germany
🎲 He/him, Dwarven Barbarian
🏳️‍🌈🏴 Frodo defunded the police.
🖌️ Insta @captaintrollbeard
Still thinking about it that same sign also has that painting of the actual twin peaks on them and they look nothing like the real ones right behind it in that shot so ...
November 30, 2025 at 10:58 AM
Alternatively:
- Bretonnian Basilisk

An artillery tank in a romantic-medieval knight army might sound wrong but the knights don't use it themselves so it's theologically legal, right?
November 30, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Is Diane even real?
November 30, 2025 at 2:11 AM
So Laura had three jobs and also went to school, four if the cocaine thing counts a a job?
Damn.

Are we sure this just wasn't was killed here?
November 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
The Tibetan stone throwing method is dowsing with extra steps, we like.
Love how he gave everyone a task to involve them in the ritual.
November 30, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Third episode.
Damn I want that baguette.
It didn't sound like much but they really sold it.
November 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Log Lady.
Log Lady!
November 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Second episode.
Already missing Cooper's slim tie from the pilot.
November 29, 2025 at 11:39 PM
So ist this a small town where everybody knows each other or does it have 50.000 people like the sign says?
November 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Aww, thank you!
I already saw some really fine mullets 🙂
November 29, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I like saw mills.
November 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Ah, the genre of 'Healthy masculinity is when there are no women to mistreat in the story' adventures.
November 29, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Reminds me a bit of when I heard a bigfoot-believer describing an eerie physical experience and explaining it with a theory about bigfoot's use of infrasound for hunting - and it sounded remarkably like the sort of unpromoted panic attacks I sometimes had a while ago.
November 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I do eat meat about twice a year AND you also can use such a set for, like, melon carving? 🤔
November 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
As a bearded metalworker myself these shows are just too hard for me to watch: All that bombast and hectic around a craft that's in my opinion mostly about patience and good planning.

My European sensibilities 😅
November 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
A gun that's working class and not intended for killing?

Fucks AND makes you breakfast
November 28, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Or they're just into playing monsters a lot.
November 27, 2025 at 11:58 AM