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Paul TM 🇪🇺 Wafels (Stroop)
@trogdouser.bsky.social
No Corbyn Types here, thanks. None.
Flim/Flam
Teller Of Untruths
Swears. A Lot.

Conducts a somewhat rigorous interaction policy.
Posts reflect the views of my Employer, because that's me.

One of those people I warned you about.

Unprompted DMs? Bad Idea.
#RemakeAFilmBadly

Dial 'M' For Dyslexia
November 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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theatre magic is what happens around the words
Eleven years ago, I wrote to Tom Stoppard to ask about this coup de théâtre from 1949. It took me down an unexpected rabbit hole - in memory of Stoppard, here's what I found.
November 30, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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“We need an image to go alongside the gig promo”
“Oh, just get AI to do it”
“Alright, how’s this”
“Looks fine to me”

(This was ACTUALLY used on a Facebook post)
November 30, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Leaving aside the laziest, piss-poor writing it's ever been my misfortune to endure, one thing is gotten right here.

John Carpenter's The Thing, which is one of the best horror/thrillers ever made.

Since we're talking remakes in this context, whoever made that 2011 atrocity should be sanctioned.
November 30, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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The worst Chancellor we ever had. Really?
#BBCLauraK

This one forgot? to pay 4.5.million in taxes.
November 30, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Also, has anyone checked where the rest of the £800,000 Zarah Sultana scooped up when launching this clown car of an outfit is currently located?
Only half of that has been paid back so far...
November 30, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Ooopsy.
The millionaire from Islington won't be pleased. He won't get to be Supreme Leader.

#GodKnowsWhoseParty
#HowElseCanWeFuckThisUp
November 30, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Obviously #LBC is the 𝑾𝒉𝒊𝒛𝒛𝒆𝒓 & 𝑪𝒉𝒊𝒑𝒔 of Talk Radio, but it speaks volumes that the only work of Tom Stoppard's that their lashed-together obit mentioned was Shakespeare in Love.

Rather than Rosencrantz & Guildenstern, or The Real Thing, Jumpers, Professional Foul, Travesties, etc...
November 30, 2025 at 7:04 AM
November 30, 2025 at 6:49 AM
November 30, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Just shove the damn thing into the street.
See how well it deals with a Land Rover.
Just as you thought food delivery companies couldn't inflict any more misery on society:

Instead of using lowly-paid gig economy contractors to deliver groceries, they're replacing humans with robots, who, in turn, force humans off the pavement into road traffic.
November 29, 2025 at 3:39 PM
November 29, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Oh, for f*ck's sake.

I knew they were going to arse it up completely, but JFC.
November 29, 2025 at 2:10 PM
One of the most overlooked, and fabulous bands ever to grace our turntables.

And James Marsh's sleeve art.
Oh my word.
November 29, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Is it going to be called the "Goat With Three Legs, a really bad case of excema and fucking dodgy eyesight" Party?
November 29, 2025 at 1:40 PM
+ BREAKING +
We now go live to the 'Your Party' launch.
November 29, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Quatermass & The Shit.
November 29, 2025 at 12:23 PM
So release them, then.

Quite easy, really.
November 29, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Slightly odd sensation, having last night watched 'One Battle After Another'
Given it's run-time, it's an incredibly gripping film, and the road sequence near the close is frankly stunning, but I can't quite decide if it's genius or insanity.

100% worth watching, though.
November 29, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I hope everyone has their Dave Stewart & Barbara Gaskin jokes lined up and ready to use?
November 29, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Introduce yourself with 5 (or 6!) cars you’ve owned:

Mini Minor 850
Austin 1100
Renault 6
BMW 320i
Audi 80
Alfa Romeo Mito (The quick one)
Introduce yourself with 5 (or 6!) cars you’ve owned:

Ford Escort
MGF
Another Ford Escort
Ford Focus
Another Ford Focus
Nissan Qashqai
Introduce yourself with 5 cars you've owned

Mk2 Polo Coupe Sport
Mercedes C Class Coupe
Alfa Romeo GTV Cup
VW Tiguan
Nissan Juke
November 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I suppose this demonstrates that it's not just Reform that are dodgy AF.
November 28, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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I’m afraid I won’t be offering BLACK FRIDAY discounts on my posters this week.
a) I am not Amazon. Just a bloke who draws stuff for money AND pays his taxes.
b) Rest assured all profits pay only for luxuries such as food, gas and lecky.
xx

www.edwardphilips.co.uk
Edward Philips - Posters, Prints, Wall Art - Vintage Bird & Rail Posters
Edward Philips Art for original posters and prints to brighten up your home or office.
www.edwardphilips.co.uk
November 27, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Yep. Got that one.

Wees de verandering die je in de wereld wil zien gebeuren.
November 28, 2025 at 1:21 PM
To answer the question briefly:
No, it can't.
November 28, 2025 at 12:08 PM