it’s tris
@tristopher.bsky.social
a young 74, cancer notwithstanding
Another deathless run! am I… getting good at this??
November 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Another deathless run! am I… getting good at this??
lmao, my good bitch. u tried
November 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
lmao, my good bitch. u tried
Absurdly good run; didn’t die once. I thought it was supposed to be a challenge to fulfill the chaos prophecy? wha? aspect of persephone … blessedly op
November 2, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Absurdly good run; didn’t die once. I thought it was supposed to be a challenge to fulfill the chaos prophecy? wha? aspect of persephone … blessedly op
Found a picture of her from 2016… how embarrassing to have unexpurgated evidence of her original human visage!
November 1, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Found a picture of her from 2016… how embarrassing to have unexpurgated evidence of her original human visage!
Learned of Lara Trump the other day and was so confounded by her photo on Wikipedia that I was out here taking comparison selfies trying to understand how she and I were born only two years apart
November 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Learned of Lara Trump the other day and was so confounded by her photo on Wikipedia that I was out here taking comparison selfies trying to understand how she and I were born only two years apart
Finally got my hands on CINDER HOUSE by my dear and obscenely talented friend @freyamarske.bsky.social and predictably gobbled it up all too quickly. The romance is complicated & Spoilers, but if you and I see eye-to-eye on matters of shipping, I think you’ll be VERY pleased 😘
October 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Finally got my hands on CINDER HOUSE by my dear and obscenely talented friend @freyamarske.bsky.social and predictably gobbled it up all too quickly. The romance is complicated & Spoilers, but if you and I see eye-to-eye on matters of shipping, I think you’ll be VERY pleased 😘
This is true but I also need to announce I just stumped Akinator with Libby from LIBBY ON WEDNESDAY. Booyahhhh
October 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
This is true but I also need to announce I just stumped Akinator with Libby from LIBBY ON WEDNESDAY. Booyahhhh
me? where am I? Mentally???
August 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
me? where am I? Mentally???
13. Approximately the only instance in which I prefer milk chocolate to dark
July 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
13. Approximately the only instance in which I prefer milk chocolate to dark
World’s goofiest and most criminal dog Olive is also in the running if you’d prefer to cast your vote in a canine direction. www.sonomamag.com/rescuepet/co...
June 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
World’s goofiest and most criminal dog Olive is also in the running if you’d prefer to cast your vote in a canine direction. www.sonomamag.com/rescuepet/co...
speaking of #caturday my sweet Minette is currently in a Cutest Rescue Pet contest! THIS is what democracy looks like. You can vote for her here (must register to vote, sorry): www.sonomamag.com/rescuepet/co...
June 28, 2025 at 8:15 PM
speaking of #caturday my sweet Minette is currently in a Cutest Rescue Pet contest! THIS is what democracy looks like. You can vote for her here (must register to vote, sorry): www.sonomamag.com/rescuepet/co...
hi I'm Becca’s friend I haven’t listened to this yet but I’m really excited to and moreover YOURE IN THE ATLANTIC CROSSWORD TODAY
June 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
hi I'm Becca’s friend I haven’t listened to this yet but I’m really excited to and moreover YOURE IN THE ATLANTIC CROSSWORD TODAY
my instagram algorithm is attuned to dog rescue and native plant gardening. here’s the top post on my feed
June 12, 2025 at 10:57 PM
my instagram algorithm is attuned to dog rescue and native plant gardening. here’s the top post on my feed
One of my favorite games is judging people by what books are visible in their photos, so to you I give this same gift: everything I had shoved in the cubby of my bedside table, removed while looking for sunscreen
May 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
One of my favorite games is judging people by what books are visible in their photos, so to you I give this same gift: everything I had shoved in the cubby of my bedside table, removed while looking for sunscreen
LRT—did you know I wrote a fic of a fic sequel to Uneasy Lies the Chosen of Farore, and @drsteggy.bsky.social was nice enough to declare it canon for her original story? It’s one of my favorite things I’ve written, actually. Must be logged into AO3 to read.
archiveofourown.org/works/348080...
archiveofourown.org/works/348080...
April 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
LRT—did you know I wrote a fic of a fic sequel to Uneasy Lies the Chosen of Farore, and @drsteggy.bsky.social was nice enough to declare it canon for her original story? It’s one of my favorite things I’ve written, actually. Must be logged into AO3 to read.
archiveofourown.org/works/348080...
archiveofourown.org/works/348080...
They don’t even have to be TRANS!
March 10, 2025 at 5:22 PM
They don’t even have to be TRANS!
DONT MAKE ME TAP THE SIGN
February 21, 2025 at 10:36 PM
DONT MAKE ME TAP THE SIGN
The people have been begging: tristopher, what did you end up doing? Tris we need to know! What I did is buy a microwaveable heating pad (k&h brand) instead of something I’d have to plug into the wall and cause all sorts of logistical problems. It’s warm for many hours and she digs it 🖤
December 28, 2024 at 10:31 PM
The people have been begging: tristopher, what did you end up doing? Tris we need to know! What I did is buy a microwaveable heating pad (k&h brand) instead of something I’d have to plug into the wall and cause all sorts of logistical problems. It’s warm for many hours and she digs it 🖤
and to all a good honk 🎺
![Screenshot of tweet:
@yeoldetownroade
With a stroke of her pencil, my 6 year old has once and for all settled the Chanukah/Hanukkah/Chanuke/etc spelling debate.
A very happy Honk to you all.
[photo of paper that says in a childish hand: I WiSH YOU a Happy HOnk]
1:31 PM • 12/29/19 • Twitter for iPhone](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ptbon6nt4mmq3odzw5kq3tge/bafkreib7jjxggkyjbuxawznuhfg4bjnhjnl3bs2yawl2b76dof5f4te2py@jpeg)
December 25, 2024 at 11:39 PM
and to all a good honk 🎺
Here’s me drunkenly regaling two tolerant friends with tidings of Bo after accidentally pouring myself way too much bourbon last night. (BOurBOn.)
December 17, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Here’s me drunkenly regaling two tolerant friends with tidings of Bo after accidentally pouring myself way too much bourbon last night. (BOurBOn.)
can’t believe the sheer airport books brain on this guy. the suffering… immense. @ifbookspod.bsky.social got some news about the books
December 9, 2024 at 7:08 PM
can’t believe the sheer airport books brain on this guy. the suffering… immense. @ifbookspod.bsky.social got some news about the books
Anyone have a heated cat bed they particularly love and would recommend? My 16-year-old kitten has recently taken to napping directly on the heater vent, so it’s time.
Cat tax below.
Cat tax below.
December 2, 2024 at 6:49 PM
Anyone have a heated cat bed they particularly love and would recommend? My 16-year-old kitten has recently taken to napping directly on the heater vent, so it’s time.
Cat tax below.
Cat tax below.