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a young 74, cancer notwithstanding
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Until the sun burns out
November 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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everybody needs to call chuck schumer and say you will piss on his grave if he caves
November 10, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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pre-writing a devastating obituary for your enemy is god-tier hating of a kind you don’t often see anymore. renaissance haterism. beautiful stuff.
A Sharon Begley byline, almost 5 years after her death.

Upon hearing the news James Watson had died, a STAT reporter said in our Slack, "I wish I could read what Sharon would have written."

Incredible news: Sharon in fact did pre-write a Watson obit. And it is masterful and excoriating.
🧪🧬🧫
James Watson, dead at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers
James Watson, the co-discoverer of the structure of DNA who died Thursday at 97, was a scientific legend and a pariah among his peers.
www.statnews.com
November 9, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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if you are food insecure for both the humans and pets in your household there is a tool called Pet Help Finder that can help locate pet food banks nearby and other free or reduced price assistance and supplies for pets.
no one, ABSOLUTELY NO ONE, should have to give up their pet bc of this.
November 8, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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November 7, 2025 at 3:24 PM
she’s a jagoff, yinz.
November 8, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I have now played through again to the credits and can confirm that the revised ending is much better wrt Melinoe’s agency, not bumming me the fuck out on Persephone‘s behalf, generally hanging together and making sense like at all
OTOH I took the “reminiscence” thing to experience the allegedly improved ending and took me back uhhh a lot further than I thought. I thought it was going to just be cutscenes but you have to fully re-beat the game. as if this was my first clear
November 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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just casually tossing out "vampires but for other bodily fluids" like it won't revolutionize at least three distinct genres

www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...
November 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
when will someone *ss*ss*n*t* *l*n m*sk
November 7, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Another deathless run! am I… getting good at this??
November 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Sun Pharmaceutical Industries has recalled several lots of lisdexamfetamine dimesylate capsules, a generic form of Vyvanse.

if you get a generic form of vyvanse check your rx label to see if it was manufactured by sun pharmaceuticals. if so follow instructions in article through original quote post
November 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Vyvanse recall lot numbers
November 5, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Icarus needs more time AGAIN. I am going to lose my mind
November 6, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Link and Zagreus didn’t die the many, many times I’ve killed each of them for this kind of disrespect
the funniest thing in the world is that everyone loves size difference yaoi but significantly fewer people are willing to have actually short men in anything so tops just keep getting taller and taller as they try to outpace the already tall bottoms
November 5, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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Defense tells judge they want to question Lairmore about 'gag gifts' he received from fellow officers after the alleged assault, including a Subway sandwich plush toy and a patch that (unless I misheard) said 'Felony Footlong.'

Prosecutors object. Defense argues they reflect CBP 'state of mind.'
November 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.

The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.

"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Big day at U.S. District Court in D.C. where Sean Dunn, the D.C. Sandwich Guy, is on trial for misdemeanor assault of a federal officer.

Border Patrol agent Gregory Lairmore is on the stand narrating surveillance video of the sammie toss.

'Now he’s struck me with the sandwich,' Lairmore says.
November 4, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Of course, this is precisely why we expect law enforcement to wear badges and uniforms and show identification. Anyone could have foreseen (and many of us did) that this would be a serious side-effect of ICE's insistence on behaving like unaccountable thugs.
New: The FBI is quietly urging ICE agents to properly ID themselves in the field.

In a bulletin to law enforcement last month, it warned of criminals posing as ICE to rob, rape, kidnap—a problem it says now demands national coordination to confront.

By me & @carolinehaskins.bsky.social:
FBI Warns of Criminals Posing as ICE, Urges Agents to ID Themselves
In a bulletin to law enforcement agencies, the FBI said criminal impersonators are exploiting ICE’s image and urged nationwide coordination to distinguish real operations from fakes.
www.wired.com
November 4, 2025 at 8:11 PM
lmao, my good bitch. u tried
November 3, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Absurdly good run; didn’t die once. I thought it was supposed to be a challenge to fulfill the chaos prophecy? wha? aspect of persephone … blessedly op
November 2, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Learned of Lara Trump the other day and was so confounded by her photo on Wikipedia that I was out here taking comparison selfies trying to understand how she and I were born only two years apart
November 1, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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November 1, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Finally got my hands on CINDER HOUSE by my dear and obscenely talented friend @freyamarske.bsky.social and predictably gobbled it up all too quickly. The romance is complicated & Spoilers, but if you and I see eye-to-eye on matters of shipping, I think you’ll be VERY pleased 😘
October 28, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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based nancy
October 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM