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Tressa23
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Poet-in-living, Pre-Code movie buff, Star-Trek-The-Next-Generation Liberal, Atheist, she/her.
Tis A Bruce Fucking Willis Christmas Movie: Dieth Hard (Expire Erect).
December 6, 2025 at 3:45 PM
December 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
It’s a Bruce Fucking Willis Christmas Movie!
December 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
December 6, 2025 at 3:44 PM
December 6, 2025 at 3:43 PM
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December 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
December 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
”Krampus“ (2015). #KrampusNight2025 Dec 5
December 5, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Krampus. They do move in herds. #KrampusNight2025 Dec 5
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Aries: The talking doll has some career advice.
November 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Taurus: Live fast, die young, and leave a deeply confusing browser history.
November 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Gemini: This is a great week to start a creative project. Try making something new like a blanket or a friend.
November 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Cancer: A mixed bag for you this week when you posthumously win the office death pool.
November 30, 2025 at 6:32 PM
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Leo: Your family's love for you is like a rainbow: an ephemeral trick of the light.
November 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Virgo: You’re living the dream! The one where everything sucks.
November 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Libra: Libra is on a holiday break, so please enjoy this Classic Sorrowscope from 1637: The Widow Jeffords is a witch! Take heed!!!
November 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Scorpio: You will have a wonderful realization and then a few really bad ones and then another pretty good one, but not so good it gets you outta the red. Still, one of your best weeks yet.
November 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Sagittarius: This is a good week for self care. And maybe some clean clothes, mouthwash, and a new personality.
November 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Capricorn: On the plus side, your death will prove that at least one cryptid is real.
November 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Aquarius: An unexpected encounter may spring forth a deep well of hidden emotions, as well as a deep well of black gold, Texas tea, that’s right—a geyser of oil! Hoooooooeeeee!! Unfortunately this will cause the government to murder you.
November 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Pisces: Your extensive Super Mario experience may finally come in handy as you encounter a hammer-throwing turtle.
November 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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Republicans are panicked that Trump is neglecting the needs of his MAGA base in favor of frivolous pursuits.
Trump Allies Are Freaking Out About Him Abandoning MAGA Voters
There are fears among Republicans that Trump’s lack of regular voter contact means he is “out of touch” with what the public wants.
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December 1, 2025 at 4:06 PM