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monsters turned out to be just trees 👩🏻‍🦰
pop music will never be low brow🍿
now is the time to face the wind 🌬️🅰️
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you might know me as a reputation girlie but what you don’t know is that I am an evermore girlie from Nov 1-March 1 until I’m not SAD anymore
November 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
putting evermore last on a ranking of title tracks is a fireable offense. I am not only deeply offended by this but I also believe it reveals that this person somehow secured a job at an extremely influential music company with not a single ounce of taste. honestly they might not even have a tongue
Here Are All of Taylor Swift’s Title Tracks, Ranked (Critic’s Picks)
All seven of Taylor Swift's title tracks ranked from worst to best.
www.billboard.com
November 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
going to be intentionally vague here so please read between the lines. a video on a certain platform is going viral accusing b+r of being involved in balenci shades-like activity with no evidence but it’s spun quickly into a whole new hate-campaign towards b+r conveniently after jb case went south
November 18, 2025 at 2:11 AM
they want that yacht life under chopper blades = they want me to navigate the industry (sea) alongside corrupt mega rich people and the constant threat of being chopped up and spit out AKA THE FUCKING HOLLYWOOD BLENDER
boats/ships as metaphor for tumultuous nature of fame she is navigating

-blue dress on a boat
-boating license when I was 15
- sinking ships
-mega yachts
- I’m on waves out being tossed
- when I was shipwrecked I thought of you
November 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
re the Christmas of it all, I just noticed that she also said on Fallon that TLOAS was like a “Christmas gift for my brother” and she was so excited for fans to “open the present and play with the toy” 🎄

because it’s Christmas when the Barbie doll is stuck in the lover house 😭
November 18, 2025 at 12:44 AM
everytime I go on a political rank I get like 100 weirdo followers I don’t want and I’m pretty strategic in not using key trigger words often. I need a mass block or multi-block option so badly. I also don’t understand why Bluesky doesn’t have a “remove follower” option
November 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
IMO the problem is actually rooted in a deeply selfish belief that someone who produces art/music/film etc is providing them a product that they (perhaps subconsciously) value more than women’s safety. This is why Chris Brown, Trump, Kevin Spacey etc all were able to continue their careers.
It has always been so obvious that the backlash to MeToo isn’t about whether the abuse is happening but whether people are allowed to want it to stop
November 17, 2025 at 10:42 PM
the fame monster anniv today is not only significant to me personally but feels really significant in the NR-verse. the entire project was about deconstructing the highs and lows of fame- studying fame as a subject & dream first (The Fame), and then experiencing fame as a horror movie (the Monster).
November 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
you know now that we’re discussing merch drops I don’t think we’ve discussed enough how Sabrina’s entire website is themed around Marauder’s Map/ Ministry of magic
November 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Even though I consciously know everyone loves Bridesmaids I really still don’t think it gets enough credit for being one of the most masterfully written comedies of the 21st century. I genuinely think it’s a better movie than many of the ranked “greats” (ie the Will Ferrell era)
November 17, 2025 at 8:53 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FAME MONSTER. an album that completely changed my life and transformed the trajectory of pop music and pop performance forever
On this day in 2009, Lady Gaga dropped “The Fame Monster” a two sided “yin and yang” concept EP that added a second layer of storytelling to her debut album, The Fame. The album charted at No 5 with the lead single “Bad Romance” becoming a global hit and cultural phenomenon. 🌹🦷
November 17, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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If comfort is a construct, I don't believe in good luck, now that I know what's what

Seems to be that you and me we make our own luck

You had to make your own sunshine, but now the sky is opalite
November 17, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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the dogs guard and uphold the patriarchy. only the rich benefit from the current patriarchal system. the dogs are Man's Best Friend. See good boy by Paris Paloma.

Artists are dogs bc they have also been used to uphold the patriarchy and current system. You don't feel lucky you just feel used.
polka dots because they’re dogs being walked by the industry
November 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Glen Powell’s episode had pretty good writing but also felt like a test run for all of the younger cast members whom are… just okay, lol.
November 17, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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i knoww how to fallll in loveee i dooo itt constantllly i fall inn love with everyone i meet for tennnn minutess at leastttt but then comes the workkk the resentment and the hurrtt
November 16, 2025 at 2:32 PM
never forget ME! becomes US 🥹
it’s been a year since we got the us x out of the woods mashup
November 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
polka dots because they’re dogs being walked by the industry
November 16, 2025 at 4:39 PM
also as much as I like to dunk on Trump all day, I do think the volume of homophobia coming out in response to the files is NOT it, regardless of how evil he is. And this sketch feels like a tasteful roast of him that doesn’t veer into homophobia and that takes smart, queer ppl in the writing room
“I’m not a dog. I’m more of a cub, possibly an otter”

GUYS WTF
November 16, 2025 at 3:20 PM
does anybody recommend a specific humidifier brand? for sinus/skin issues in particular
November 16, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Trump be like:
November 16, 2025 at 1:42 PM
“I’m not a dog. I’m more of a cub, possibly an otter”

GUYS WTF
November 16, 2025 at 1:41 PM
do you think he wears them to bed because he feels bad
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
Spike Lee Blesses Pope Leo with Knicks Jersey
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
www.vulture.com
November 16, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Did anybody else see SNL just show a flyer that say bad bunny x Doja cat on Nov 22? Did they not both host/sing together already this year?
November 16, 2025 at 5:42 AM
I just turned on SNL after falling asleep earlier and woke up to “can I get a bear cup?” 💀
November 16, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I just discovered a life changing website but I wish it existed for musicians therottenappl.es
Rotten Apples
Know what you're watching. Find out if a move or tv show has ties to someone with sexual misconduct allegations against them.
therottenappl.es
November 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM