Lumberjake
@treefersutherland.bsky.social
Tree feller. Cucurbits and pieces. A farmer, woodcutter, and writer in search of the sweet spot between tradition and modernity. Grow a garden and don't use AI.
This is the content I crave. No politics, no doomsaying, just a person who had a serviceable sandwich in a place I've never been.
Absolute cinema.
Absolute cinema.
readed Tenderloin from Smokin Jack's Rib Shack in Bloomington, Indiana. Good sandwich. Not the best I've ever had, but FAR from the worst. I'd order it again.
February 7, 2026 at 7:41 AM
This is the content I crave. No politics, no doomsaying, just a person who had a serviceable sandwich in a place I've never been.
Absolute cinema.
Absolute cinema.
Your cultural heroes should be questioned critically for *any* contact with sex crimes elemental Jeffrey Epstein.
Dismissing things in those files because you like the person mentioned makes you an accomplice in the ongoing minimization of some pretty heinous crimes.
Idiots.
Dismissing things in those files because you like the person mentioned makes you an accomplice in the ongoing minimization of some pretty heinous crimes.
Idiots.
February 6, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Your cultural heroes should be questioned critically for *any* contact with sex crimes elemental Jeffrey Epstein.
Dismissing things in those files because you like the person mentioned makes you an accomplice in the ongoing minimization of some pretty heinous crimes.
Idiots.
Dismissing things in those files because you like the person mentioned makes you an accomplice in the ongoing minimization of some pretty heinous crimes.
Idiots.
Deleting a family member's phone number after they pass is its own kind of grieving.
February 5, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Deleting a family member's phone number after they pass is its own kind of grieving.
I'm so very sorry but all I can see is this
February 2, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I'm so very sorry but all I can see is this
Ain't pretty but at least it won't burn the house down now.
February 2, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Ain't pretty but at least it won't burn the house down now.
The SAG voice actors who signed on to this should never get work again.
January 31, 2026 at 11:27 PM
The SAG voice actors who signed on to this should never get work again.
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It should not take a court order to get a toddler out of a prison.
January 31, 2026 at 9:22 PM
It should not take a court order to get a toddler out of a prison.
Be mindful of your electricity usage during the cold weather. Just had to remove part of my wall to splice out a burning overloaded wire.
It could have killed me but I caught it in time.
It could have killed me but I caught it in time.
January 31, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Be mindful of your electricity usage during the cold weather. Just had to remove part of my wall to splice out a burning overloaded wire.
It could have killed me but I caught it in time.
It could have killed me but I caught it in time.
They don't have enough folks to kick you out of the planetarium
January 31, 2026 at 6:37 AM
They don't have enough folks to kick you out of the planetarium
Hear me now, believe me later.
If we continue to let the dumbest and meanest of us continue to thrive unimpeded we will only continue to suffer the consequences. Decorum poisoning is killing the U.S.
Put your fuckin dukes up.
If we continue to let the dumbest and meanest of us continue to thrive unimpeded we will only continue to suffer the consequences. Decorum poisoning is killing the U.S.
Put your fuckin dukes up.
January 30, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Hear me now, believe me later.
If we continue to let the dumbest and meanest of us continue to thrive unimpeded we will only continue to suffer the consequences. Decorum poisoning is killing the U.S.
Put your fuckin dukes up.
If we continue to let the dumbest and meanest of us continue to thrive unimpeded we will only continue to suffer the consequences. Decorum poisoning is killing the U.S.
Put your fuckin dukes up.
Repeating Bruce Lee's "Be Like Water" monologue while I fly through the windshield in a car accident.
January 24, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Repeating Bruce Lee's "Be Like Water" monologue while I fly through the windshield in a car accident.
Me escaping death in Final Destination because I just left while all the dumb rube goldberg shit was happening.
January 22, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Me escaping death in Final Destination because I just left while all the dumb rube goldberg shit was happening.
You ain't foolin' no one.
January 22, 2026 at 7:37 AM
You ain't foolin' no one.
Repair work begins on this cute lil thing from mid-century Japan.
January 22, 2026 at 3:11 AM
Repair work begins on this cute lil thing from mid-century Japan.
Soaring unemployment and terrible infrastructure?
It's time to modernize and bring back the WPA.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Works_P....
It's time to modernize and bring back the WPA.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Works_P....
Works Progress Administration - Wikipedia
en.wikipedia.org
January 21, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Soaring unemployment and terrible infrastructure?
It's time to modernize and bring back the WPA.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Works_P....
It's time to modernize and bring back the WPA.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Works_P....
The old world is dying and the new one struggles to be born. Now is the time of monsters.
January 21, 2026 at 6:36 PM
The old world is dying and the new one struggles to be born. Now is the time of monsters.
I was thinking about my car that was totaled by an idiot driver on their phone, and it really sucks. Both of my brothers are now gone, but left their stamps on the car. One of them bolted the passenger seat back in after it broke off its rails, and the other replaced the starter with me /2
January 16, 2026 at 10:33 AM
I was thinking about my car that was totaled by an idiot driver on their phone, and it really sucks. Both of my brothers are now gone, but left their stamps on the car. One of them bolted the passenger seat back in after it broke off its rails, and the other replaced the starter with me /2
It only took 2+ months but we finally got our settlement after getting t-boned by an inattentive teen.
finally gonna be able to get a car.
finally gonna be able to get a car.
January 16, 2026 at 10:27 AM
It only took 2+ months but we finally got our settlement after getting t-boned by an inattentive teen.
finally gonna be able to get a car.
finally gonna be able to get a car.
I used to like Shaq but he's kinda evil. I keep seeing him as the spokesman for the most cut-rate businesses.
Papa Johns, The General Car Insurance, Carvana. He chooses the worst companies to slap his big-ass face on and I'm sick of it.
Papa Johns, The General Car Insurance, Carvana. He chooses the worst companies to slap his big-ass face on and I'm sick of it.
January 13, 2026 at 8:06 PM
I used to like Shaq but he's kinda evil. I keep seeing him as the spokesman for the most cut-rate businesses.
Papa Johns, The General Car Insurance, Carvana. He chooses the worst companies to slap his big-ass face on and I'm sick of it.
Papa Johns, The General Car Insurance, Carvana. He chooses the worst companies to slap his big-ass face on and I'm sick of it.
I'm almost finished with a short story.
Pretty happy about that. After I lost my marketing job I really lost my zest for creating. I focused my efforts on getting ready to run a wood lot on my property. So sitting down and hammering out a couple thousand words feels pretty good.
Pretty happy about that. After I lost my marketing job I really lost my zest for creating. I focused my efforts on getting ready to run a wood lot on my property. So sitting down and hammering out a couple thousand words feels pretty good.
January 9, 2026 at 10:59 PM
I'm almost finished with a short story.
Pretty happy about that. After I lost my marketing job I really lost my zest for creating. I focused my efforts on getting ready to run a wood lot on my property. So sitting down and hammering out a couple thousand words feels pretty good.
Pretty happy about that. After I lost my marketing job I really lost my zest for creating. I focused my efforts on getting ready to run a wood lot on my property. So sitting down and hammering out a couple thousand words feels pretty good.
Middle of the night Bluetooth headphones scream "low battery" into my ear in the middle of some dreamy ambient I fuckin hate the future
January 7, 2026 at 9:39 AM
Middle of the night Bluetooth headphones scream "low battery" into my ear in the middle of some dreamy ambient I fuckin hate the future
Image with threatening aura
January 5, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Image with threatening aura
Turns out the US actually wanted to be North Korea this whole time.
I thought they didn't like those guys.
I thought they didn't like those guys.
January 4, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Turns out the US actually wanted to be North Korea this whole time.
I thought they didn't like those guys.
I thought they didn't like those guys.
Every game company
“i can’t leave twitter, i need it, it’s where my audience is”
January 3, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Every game company
Spent the day throwing out an old chair in the entryway and replacing it with a wardrobe and valet chair.
Sounds fancy but I bought the valet chair for a dollar at a swap meet and the wardrobe is made of metal pipe with fabric shelves.
It looks great.
Sounds fancy but I bought the valet chair for a dollar at a swap meet and the wardrobe is made of metal pipe with fabric shelves.
It looks great.
December 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Spent the day throwing out an old chair in the entryway and replacing it with a wardrobe and valet chair.
Sounds fancy but I bought the valet chair for a dollar at a swap meet and the wardrobe is made of metal pipe with fabric shelves.
It looks great.
Sounds fancy but I bought the valet chair for a dollar at a swap meet and the wardrobe is made of metal pipe with fabric shelves.
It looks great.