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trashmarine.bsky.social
TrashMarine
@trashmarine.bsky.social
620 followers 370 following 4.4K posts
17 y/o Musician Moron from the UK.

Commissions always open, rates always on the floor.

My gender identity changes with the bit. All the pronouns, all the time.

https://trashmarine.neocities.org/
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welp
heavily cropped screenshot of the windows taskbar, with both firefox and waterfox open
December 17, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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this might be the single worst copy of the muppet show i've ever seen
December 10, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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stole the disc drive out of dad's old Inspiron 530 and discovered this analog horror ass image on the Best Of The Muppet Show DVD
Image file (called image.jpg) ripped from the "The Very Best Of The Muppet Show Volume 1" DVD. The background is an image of the Muppet cast with a deep blue monochrome filter applied. The image is weirdly tiled, which makes it so most of the characters in the image are duplicated. Text in the center reads as follows: Click on the web address below to take you to the official website for The Muppets™, a site dedicated to all your favourite Muppet characters. http://www.MuppetWorld.com
December 10, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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youtube imma keep it real with you dawg i don't think softcore toy chica porn fits with the search query "survive the internet jackbox gameplay"
Screenshot of a youtube video in the search results page. It's titled "'Toy Chica is a bit off' FNAF Blender Animation (SHORT TEASER)" and was uploaded jointly by creators Xominous and Noctro. The thumbnail is Toy Chica stanced up, hand on hip, holding a Freddy Fazbear mask and looking down at the camera.
December 6, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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had some fun adding hl1 sfx to this chiitan video today
December 6, 2025 at 8:32 AM
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YET ANOTHER YUNO MILES CLASSIC LFG
genius lyric card of Yuno Miles, 6'2. How you ain't got no job and you 6'2? How you ain't got no car and you 6'2? How the fuck your water out and you 6'2?
December 5, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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this is what the end of the world will look like (sound on btw)
December 5, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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thinking about this line rn
Genius lyric card for Alice In Chains, Junkhead. What's my drug of choice? Well, what have you got?
December 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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fascinating results from the anisota harvest thingy
Word cloud visualization for 2025 showing my 50 most-used words, sized by frequency. Top 10: "shit" (125×), "fuckin" (75×), "game" (71×), "video" (66×), "fuck" (66×), "guys" (53×), "funny" (48×), "music" (48×), "fucking" (41×), "insane" (40×) (from Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest) Image alt text stats for 2025: 356 total images, 100% have alt text, 0 missing alt text, 185 character average alt text length (from Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest) Bubble chart visualization showing accounts I replied to, sized by number of replies in 2025. Top replied accounts: @charloh.online, @did:plc:ywbm3iywnhzep3ckt6efhoh7, @dioptasesystem.bsky.social, @silviafoxtris.bsky.social, @marlo.ooo (from Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest)
December 3, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Festivities.
December 2, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Having some fun with sentence mixing this morning
November 30, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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"It starts here on uhhh...page...one?"

"The Muppet Movie, huh?"

#YIAYquote
Frame from The Muppet Movie (1979). Fozzie is handing a copy of The Muppet Movie's screenplay to Dr Teeth. Frame from The Muppet Movie (1979). Dr Teeth is now reading The Muppet Movie's screenplay.
November 26, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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how does this man have enough anything in his fraying mortal coil to withstand a THIRD web exclusive about the Air Bud franchise

fascinating developments in this story i can't even lie to you
Screenshot of a YouTube upload from the official LastWeekTonight channel, uploaded one hour ago. The title reads "Air Bud Pt. III: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (Web Exclusive)". In the thumbnail, John Oliver is leaning forward over his desk and pointing at the viewer like an "I Want You To Join The Army" recruitment poster.
November 24, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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That one stock image of a guy pointing at himself with a concerned/confused expression
November 22, 2025 at 2:48 PM
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oh boy im sure its the real totally not fake legitimate james hetfield
screenshot of a fake James Hetfield bluesky account that just followed me. The accounts display name and handle misspell Hetfield as Heitfield, and the bio reads as follows: Musicain/Band I Love all my fans ❤️ James hietfield of Metallica 🎸🐍 James heitfield bluesky Handle...
November 22, 2025 at 4:05 AM
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the more I look at this photo the less it looks like Trump

he looks like a failed Trump cloning attempt lmao
Cropped version of the above photo, zoomed in on Trump's face.
November 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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screenshot of the top of Cacao Byproduct's post. it shows that the labeler reads "Posts a lot: more than 50 times yesterday"
November 18, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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tysm for introducing me to this bot/the link in its bio

now i finally have an image for a very specific in-joke reference in the GC
dark souls noun verbed text that says "HAMILTON DEFLOWERED"
November 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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my sisters using my yt account again

goth girl asmr and 9/11 footage is an insane combo she will never escape samsara
screenshot of the last 4 videos in my youtube watch history, courtesy of my little sister using my account. the videos, in order are "ASMR Tsundere Goth Girl thinks You are kiiiiiinda Cute 👉🏻👈🏻 (don’t fall for it bro)" by nananightray "ASMR Roleplay | General Checkup From Femboy Doctor" by Reizen ASMR "ASMR Roleplay | Haircut and Shave From Femboy Barber ✂️" by Reizen ASMR "9/11 - Jules Naudet 'Higher Quality' Raw Video and Sound Clips" by zache.
November 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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insane app name dawg i'm takin my business elsewhere
Screenshot of an app called "Loli Snatcher" listed on the Google Play Store
November 12, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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consider the following
Cover art for Dirt by Alice In Chains Cover art for Mesmerize by System Of A Down Cover art for Seasons In The Abyss by Slayer Cover art for Far Beyond Driven by Pantera
November 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Zohran for NYC logo text but it's just the word "FOR"
November 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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@uzdoom.bsky.social
"ZOHRAN for NEW YORK CITY" logo text but it says "UZDOOM for KED UNDER A"
November 9, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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proposal for a few little corridors between the nation states (marked in red)
The original map, but with added red lines connecting Sacramento, Portland, Albuquerque, Corpus Christi, and Pittsburgh.
November 7, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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desperately scrubbing vocacraft vods trying to locate the world famous TheAngryBird95
screenshot of a Vocacraft stream VOD by electrovoid titled "VOCACRAFT session 1 - gamer mode activate" the player is underwater in a mesa biome. subtitles read as follows: >> The only other person I saw on that island was Sonic, though. TheAngryBird95 in the background of tigerjolteo's vocacraft Day 4 stream titled "the international council... ✧ VocaCraft Day 4". The image also include electrovoid and lui_godly, plus tigerjolteo's stream avatar. 2nd screenshot of tigerjolteo's Day 4 stream. We now get a clearer view of TheAngryBird95, now with the Sonic_Hedgehog username. The world famous Sonic_Hedgehog in a snow biome.
October 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM