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TrashMarine

@trashmarine.bsky.social

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17 y/o Musician Moron from the UK. Commissions always open, rates always on the floor. My gender identity changes with the bit. All the pronouns, all the time. https://trashmarine.neocities.org/

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TrashMarine @trashmarine.bsky.social · 1h

I'm hearing noises in my head that sound like they're in the room but fundamentally are not possible.

It sounds like an undulating swamp in here. There is nothing here that could make this sound. What the fuck.

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Emma Snow @emeraldcoasttt.bsky.social · 1d

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If you have anything to spare please help me Not Starve
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TrashMarine @trashmarine.bsky.social · 14h

its not even 8am and im gettin this as a push notification dawg

TrashMarine @trashmarine.bsky.social · 15h

the one time i tried to get into DnD i made a 6'5 half-orc bard woman who was kicked out of her family for rejecting the life of a warrior in favour of music

i never actually played because one of the other players was called Barbeque Bacon Burger and I wanted to take it seriously lmao

TrashMarine @trashmarine.bsky.social · 17h

wikimedia commons is a fascinating website to browse

screenshot of the Wikimedia Commons page for "File:40-year old guy doing ahegao.jpg"

The image in question is a 40 year old balding guy, wearing an ahegao t-shirt, doing ahegao himself and throwing up 2 peace signs.

TrashMarine @trashmarine.bsky.social · 18h

TRUE

TrashMarine @trashmarine.bsky.social · 18h

hate that the only streaming service with Red Dwarf is "U"

a service so garbage it has the audacity to show you:

- 3 third party preroll ads
- 1 preroll ad for "U" itself
- 10 minutes of the actual show
- 11 unskippable midrolls

no exaggeration. fuck right off mate.

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TrashMarine @trashmarine.bsky.social · 20h

brohonker

i dare you to look me in the eye and tell me earnestly that you think i know what a poinpy was

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TrashMarine @trashmarine.bsky.social · 20h

"Annoying Uncle Punch Game" what on earth are you talking about

Screenshot of the Google Play app that shows the 39th most downloaded mobile game right now. It's called Annoying Uncle Punch Game.

TrashMarine @trashmarine.bsky.social · 20h

are there any good mobile games left

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TrashMarine @trashmarine.bsky.social · 2d

Someday soon I'm gonna get in VC and force you bastards to watch Red Dwarf with me. Dread it, run from it, the boyz from the dwarf arrive all the same.

TrashMarine @trashmarine.bsky.social · 2d

Thinking about it, it's probably been almost a full year since I re-watched all of Red Dwarf

My lack of humour makes a lot more sense all of a sudden, I need to rewatch it all again and rebuild

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dial “m” for marlo @marlo.ooo · 8d

can anyone help me? i’m really really sorry to ask

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TrashMarine @trashmarine.bsky.social · 2d

amicable but it is (crucially) not The Metal so we do have to execute you for genre treason

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TrashMarine @trashmarine.bsky.social · 2d

which song was it :>

TrashMarine @trashmarine.bsky.social · 2d

does anybody know what happened to stovey

like is she okay cuz i havent heard anything in months

TrashMarine @trashmarine.bsky.social · 3d

I'm not going to. But its not out of hope. It's almost entirely logistical at this point.

Love you guys tho

TrashMarine @trashmarine.bsky.social · 3d

i often feel like im exaggerating when i say i would do it because im deathly afraid of looking like a cornball emo dipshit but earnestly

if every available method would stop being agonizing and incredibly difficult, i'd be gone tomorrow

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TrashMarine @trashmarine.bsky.social · 3d

i mean have you seen how hostile the entire world is just by default. i dont blame the suicidal, it sucks here. a very narrow percentile of this planet gets to exist painlessly and i am not it

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TrashMarine @trashmarine.bsky.social · 3d

logically i know there is worth and value in staying alive but do i believe that? in my heart of hearts? barely.

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TrashMarine @trashmarine.bsky.social · 3d

makes it very difficult to be on the receiving end of vents (three this past month i think?) because i have to tell them that their life has worth knowing damn well who is talking

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TrashMarine @trashmarine.bsky.social · 3d

y'know I'm not gonna lie chat if it were immediate and painless i would do it right now

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TrashMarine @trashmarine.bsky.social · 3d

im tired boss

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TrashMarine @trashmarine.bsky.social · 3d

couple months ago one of my posts was liked by an object show porn creator

i think about that a lot and i'm not gonna look you in the eye and act like i'm comfortable with it

TrashMarine @trashmarine.bsky.social · 4d

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