Transmetropolitan Headlines In Real Life
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Collecting real news headlines that look like they came from the strangely prescient post-cyberpunk pages of Transmetropolitan.
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DO NOT *swallows liver king branded supplements* MY FRIENDS *buys expensive suit* GET ADDICTED *lathers up rogaine shampoo* TO GENDER AFFIRMING CARE *chases trt meds with viagra* IT WILL TAKE HOLD OF YOU *injects botox* & YOU WILL RESENT ITS ABSENCE *clicks extra-veiny on dick extension order*
December 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
DO NOT *swallows liver king branded supplements* MY FRIENDS *buys expensive suit* GET ADDICTED *lathers up rogaine shampoo* TO GENDER AFFIRMING CARE *chases trt meds with viagra* IT WILL TAKE HOLD OF YOU *injects botox* & YOU WILL RESENT ITS ABSENCE *clicks extra-veiny on dick extension order*
DO NOT *swallows liver king branded supplements* MY FRIENDS *buys expensive suit* GET ADDICTED *lathers up rogaine shampoo* TO GENDER AFFIRMING CARE *chases trt meds with viagra* IT WILL TAKE HOLD OF YOU *injects botox* & YOU WILL RESENT ITS ABSENCE *clicks extra-veiny on dick extension order*
December 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
DO NOT *swallows liver king branded supplements* MY FRIENDS *buys expensive suit* GET ADDICTED *lathers up rogaine shampoo* TO GENDER AFFIRMING CARE *chases trt meds with viagra* IT WILL TAKE HOLD OF YOU *injects botox* & YOU WILL RESENT ITS ABSENCE *clicks extra-veiny on dick extension order*