Alice's Dickdumb Diary
@transaristotle.bsky.social
Tfw the girlcock is cumming
A 21 year old who posts things like "Tfw the girlcock is cumming" and cum fueled rambles that'll make you think her mad.
I also am the certified #1 ethical limbus gooner.
I love love love my girlfriend<3<3<3<3<3
A 21 year old who posts things like "Tfw the girlcock is cumming" and cum fueled rambles that'll make you think her mad.
I also am the certified #1 ethical limbus gooner.
I love love love my girlfriend<3<3<3<3<3
Sybil look outside my beloved *smooches her 5000000000000000 times*
There's nothing more beautiful than when a woman is just a little bit off-putting
There's nothing more beautiful than when a woman is just a little bit off-putting
December 1, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Sybil look outside my beloved *smooches her 5000000000000000 times*
There's nothing more beautiful than when a woman is just a little bit off-putting
There's nothing more beautiful than when a woman is just a little bit off-putting
I'm going to assume you're new here and not just point to my several Witch posts and instead politely say Yes I am :D and then I blink so so so cutely and think of the game and smile because it's amazing
November 30, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I'm going to assume you're new here and not just point to my several Witch posts and instead politely say Yes I am :D and then I blink so so so cutely and think of the game and smile because it's amazing
Queen Of Hatred: quintessential trans girl dick. Long, thin, delicate and somewhat soft no matter how erect it gets. 5 inches.
Knight of despair: Pussy
King Of Greed: Absolutely ginormous, a size that makes you consider perhaps it is the the main reason she's locked up
Knight of despair: Pussy
King Of Greed: Absolutely ginormous, a size that makes you consider perhaps it is the the main reason she's locked up
November 30, 2025 at 7:34 AM
Queen Of Hatred: quintessential trans girl dick. Long, thin, delicate and somewhat soft no matter how erect it gets. 5 inches.
Knight of despair: Pussy
King Of Greed: Absolutely ginormous, a size that makes you consider perhaps it is the the main reason she's locked up
Knight of despair: Pussy
King Of Greed: Absolutely ginormous, a size that makes you consider perhaps it is the the main reason she's locked up
S'all good, I dodged it
November 30, 2025 at 7:34 AM
S'all good, I dodged it
How can I make this about Don Squirting
November 30, 2025 at 7:12 AM
How can I make this about Don Squirting
Post about ass (vaguest title ever award)
November 30, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Post about ass (vaguest title ever award)
Mushroom girl skeet
November 30, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Mushroom girl skeet
Post about acceptable workplace behavior (1/2)
November 30, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Post about acceptable workplace behavior (1/2)
Evil sex robot let's go this is what life is all about
November 30, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Evil sex robot let's go this is what life is all about
Extremely self indulgent mommy gf plushie fucking because I write whatever the fuck I want (1/2)
November 30, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Extremely self indulgent mommy gf plushie fucking because I write whatever the fuck I want (1/2)
I do really really really like some body hair (armpits) but there definitely is a limit. Bush is extremely extremely extremely important but there is a fine line between a sexy untamed jungle and just an impenetrable wall of hair keeping the good stuff away.
November 24, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I do really really really like some body hair (armpits) but there definitely is a limit. Bush is extremely extremely extremely important but there is a fine line between a sexy untamed jungle and just an impenetrable wall of hair keeping the good stuff away.
Indistinguishable from a battering ram, so it can break its way into a pussy it has no right being able to fit inside. That or so small it's impossible to distinguish a shape, you can hardly even tell it's a penis.
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Indistinguishable from a battering ram, so it can break its way into a pussy it has no right being able to fit inside. That or so small it's impossible to distinguish a shape, you can hardly even tell it's a penis.
Outis always and forever
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Outis always and forever
Some people are good at sports, some people are good at music, and some people can think of a lot of fetish scenarios revolving around women with penises.
November 24, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Some people are good at sports, some people are good at music, and some people can think of a lot of fetish scenarios revolving around women with penises.
There is literally nothing on this planet more important than people who let you call them mommy
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
There is literally nothing on this planet more important than people who let you call them mommy
Faust is big and soft and lazy, she's practically a communal pillow already. Everyone makes use of her every now and then, laying against her is more comfortable than actually being in bed
Don though... Well ....She has always had problems with humping against her pillows...
Don though... Well ....She has always had problems with humping against her pillows...
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Faust is big and soft and lazy, she's practically a communal pillow already. Everyone makes use of her every now and then, laying against her is more comfortable than actually being in bed
Don though... Well ....She has always had problems with humping against her pillows...
Don though... Well ....She has always had problems with humping against her pillows...
My wife's sweaty dumpmeat
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
My wife's sweaty dumpmeat
HAH! LITTLE DO YOU KNOW THAT I AM THE STRONGEST BUG DUELIST OF THEM ALL!!! YOU DARE CHALLENGE ALICE UNDERWOOD??
On Twitter there is an attached gif of weevil underwood to this image, but apparently you can't do that on here
On Twitter there is an attached gif of weevil underwood to this image, but apparently you can't do that on here
November 24, 2025 at 7:39 PM
HAH! LITTLE DO YOU KNOW THAT I AM THE STRONGEST BUG DUELIST OF THEM ALL!!! YOU DARE CHALLENGE ALICE UNDERWOOD??
On Twitter there is an attached gif of weevil underwood to this image, but apparently you can't do that on here
On Twitter there is an attached gif of weevil underwood to this image, but apparently you can't do that on here
Butts, armpits, and then butts again
November 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Butts, armpits, and then butts again
I feel pretty apathetic towards them. No love, but no revulsion either. I think the idea of a foot fetish is hotter than feet themselves, but that's just because I like perverts.
November 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I feel pretty apathetic towards them. No love, but no revulsion either. I think the idea of a foot fetish is hotter than feet themselves, but that's just because I like perverts.
Whatever. Go my ship.
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Whatever. Go my ship.
Post about roommate problems
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Post about roommate problems