Alice's Dickdumb Diary
@transaristotle.bsky.social
Tfw the girlcock is cumming
A 21 year old who posts things like "Tfw the girlcock is cumming" and cum fueled rambles that'll make you think her mad.
I also am the certified #1 ethical limbus gooner.
I love love love my girlfriend<3<3<3<3<3
A 21 year old who posts things like "Tfw the girlcock is cumming" and cum fueled rambles that'll make you think her mad.
I also am the certified #1 ethical limbus gooner.
I love love love my girlfriend<3<3<3<3<3
Pinned
a cartoon girl with blue hair and green eyes is making a peace sign
ALT: a cartoon girl with blue hair and green eyes is making a peace sign
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Me and the girlies when it's girlcock o'clock
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white woman pussy explosion
(Patreon release from august 30th)
(Patreon release from august 30th)
December 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
white woman pussy explosion
(Patreon release from august 30th)
(Patreon release from august 30th)
Sybil look outside my beloved *smooches her 5000000000000000 times*
There's nothing more beautiful than when a woman is just a little bit off-putting
There's nothing more beautiful than when a woman is just a little bit off-putting
December 1, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Sybil look outside my beloved *smooches her 5000000000000000 times*
There's nothing more beautiful than when a woman is just a little bit off-putting
There's nothing more beautiful than when a woman is just a little bit off-putting
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...clearly, Don wasn't built for NNN... >~>;
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November 30, 2025 at 2:17 PM
...clearly, Don wasn't built for NNN... >~>;
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Age gap Yuri where the younger one is the more experienced and perverted of the two, with the older being more sensitive and easy to fluster than when she was a virgin due to how long it's been since she got some attention
November 30, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Age gap Yuri where the younger one is the more experienced and perverted of the two, with the older being more sensitive and easy to fluster than when she was a virgin due to how long it's been since she got some attention
[Disclaimer: THIS USER DOES NOT SUPPORT THE USAGE OF CRACK COCAINE!!!!!!]
My drug dealer too thicc they got me snorting crack
[Disclaimer: THIS POST IS A HUMOROUS PUN ABOUT SNIFFING BUTTHOLE!!!!!!]
My drug dealer too thicc they got me snorting crack
[Disclaimer: THIS POST IS A HUMOROUS PUN ABOUT SNIFFING BUTTHOLE!!!!!!]
November 30, 2025 at 7:38 AM
[Disclaimer: THIS USER DOES NOT SUPPORT THE USAGE OF CRACK COCAINE!!!!!!]
My drug dealer too thicc they got me snorting crack
[Disclaimer: THIS POST IS A HUMOROUS PUN ABOUT SNIFFING BUTTHOLE!!!!!!]
My drug dealer too thicc they got me snorting crack
[Disclaimer: THIS POST IS A HUMOROUS PUN ABOUT SNIFFING BUTTHOLE!!!!!!]
I'm so happy that the ass digging porn trend never died, because you know for a fact that my endless, aching, almost existential desire to jerk off to it hasn't
November 30, 2025 at 7:28 AM
I'm so happy that the ass digging porn trend never died, because you know for a fact that my endless, aching, almost existential desire to jerk off to it hasn't
Girl with a massive, disgusting cock too scary for porn who whines and whimpers as she jerks off with two fingers
Vs
Girl with a perma-soft 2 incher that slams into both fists while grunting and groaning like a wild animal
(They are girlfriends jerking off on call)
Vs
Girl with a perma-soft 2 incher that slams into both fists while grunting and groaning like a wild animal
(They are girlfriends jerking off on call)
November 30, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Girl with a massive, disgusting cock too scary for porn who whines and whimpers as she jerks off with two fingers
Vs
Girl with a perma-soft 2 incher that slams into both fists while grunting and groaning like a wild animal
(They are girlfriends jerking off on call)
Vs
Girl with a perma-soft 2 incher that slams into both fists while grunting and groaning like a wild animal
(They are girlfriends jerking off on call)
That good old fashion "um, do I know you?" to desperately tonguing at and snorting her ass crack like the devoted newly wed wife you are pipeline (3 hours)
November 30, 2025 at 7:25 AM
That good old fashion "um, do I know you?" to desperately tonguing at and snorting her ass crack like the devoted newly wed wife you are pipeline (3 hours)
It/its cock that is so gigantic and monstrous you'd understand why the owner doesn't want to go by any pronouns that belittle's their glory into something as pathetic as a human
November 30, 2025 at 7:24 AM
It/its cock that is so gigantic and monstrous you'd understand why the owner doesn't want to go by any pronouns that belittle's their glory into something as pathetic as a human
Post about ass (vaguest title ever award)
November 30, 2025 at 7:11 AM
Post about ass (vaguest title ever award)
Studies show an absurdly high uptick in vTuber doing fan meet and greets specifically on the day after No Nut November ends, some of the most high profile ones even setting up the events to begin at 12:01, the moment the month comes to a close
It is impossible to guess the meaning of this phenomenon
It is impossible to guess the meaning of this phenomenon
November 30, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Studies show an absurdly high uptick in vTuber doing fan meet and greets specifically on the day after No Nut November ends, some of the most high profile ones even setting up the events to begin at 12:01, the moment the month comes to a close
It is impossible to guess the meaning of this phenomenon
It is impossible to guess the meaning of this phenomenon
"What, you've never seen a girl with a cock before?" she says, like you weren't met with a 12 inch, still flavor flesh python slapping against your face the moment you took off her panties, which only had the slightest semblance of a bulge
November 30, 2025 at 6:24 AM
"What, you've never seen a girl with a cock before?" she says, like you weren't met with a 12 inch, still flavor flesh python slapping against your face the moment you took off her panties, which only had the slightest semblance of a bulge
Mushroom girl skeet
November 30, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Mushroom girl skeet
Post about acceptable workplace behavior (1/2)
November 30, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Post about acceptable workplace behavior (1/2)
Fucking an animal girl so hard you accidentally rewire her brain into a different species.
The catgirl starts howling as you ram your cock into her, the bunny girl starts mooing as you roughly grope her tits, and the sheep girl starts oinking as she snorts your ass...
The catgirl starts howling as you ram your cock into her, the bunny girl starts mooing as you roughly grope her tits, and the sheep girl starts oinking as she snorts your ass...
November 30, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Fucking an animal girl so hard you accidentally rewire her brain into a different species.
The catgirl starts howling as you ram your cock into her, the bunny girl starts mooing as you roughly grope her tits, and the sheep girl starts oinking as she snorts your ass...
The catgirl starts howling as you ram your cock into her, the bunny girl starts mooing as you roughly grope her tits, and the sheep girl starts oinking as she snorts your ass...
Evil sex robot let's go this is what life is all about
November 30, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Evil sex robot let's go this is what life is all about
Girl with a massive ass but no tits and a girl with massive tits but no pass, smothering some lucky soul on both sides between their giant soft flesh while arguing with the other about how you TOOOOOTALLY like their flavor of sexmeat better
November 30, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Girl with a massive ass but no tits and a girl with massive tits but no pass, smothering some lucky soul on both sides between their giant soft flesh while arguing with the other about how you TOOOOOTALLY like their flavor of sexmeat better
Milfs wearing conservative clothing that they insist used to fit them, but has over time turned into complete pornwear on their absurd, soft, breedmeat bodies..
"Ah, dear, I don't think I've worn this since I was your age~" she says while wearing a skirt that literally covers 0% of her gigantic ass
"Ah, dear, I don't think I've worn this since I was your age~" she says while wearing a skirt that literally covers 0% of her gigantic ass
November 30, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Milfs wearing conservative clothing that they insist used to fit them, but has over time turned into complete pornwear on their absurd, soft, breedmeat bodies..
"Ah, dear, I don't think I've worn this since I was your age~" she says while wearing a skirt that literally covers 0% of her gigantic ass
"Ah, dear, I don't think I've worn this since I was your age~" she says while wearing a skirt that literally covers 0% of her gigantic ass
Extremely self indulgent mommy gf plushie fucking because I write whatever the fuck I want (1/2)
November 30, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Extremely self indulgent mommy gf plushie fucking because I write whatever the fuck I want (1/2)
transaristotle.straw.page I'm bored at work come bug me
November 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
transaristotle.straw.page I'm bored at work come bug me
Whatever. Go my ship.
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Whatever. Go my ship.
Most beautiful knight in the world standing over me, sword to my throat after defeating me in a duel: Give me one reason you should live
Me: I've never been harder in my life
The knight: Excuse me?
The knight in her thoughts: damn me neither
Me: I've never been harder in my life
The knight: Excuse me?
The knight in her thoughts: damn me neither
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Most beautiful knight in the world standing over me, sword to my throat after defeating me in a duel: Give me one reason you should live
Me: I've never been harder in my life
The knight: Excuse me?
The knight in her thoughts: damn me neither
Me: I've never been harder in my life
The knight: Excuse me?
The knight in her thoughts: damn me neither
I'll have you know the official term is "girl-sterbation" and my doctor started drooling when I said I never do it less than three times a day, so it's perfectly healthy and normal??????
Maybe you should read a book before you judge a girl for jerking it in the produce aisle.
Maybe you should read a book before you judge a girl for jerking it in the produce aisle.
November 23, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I'll have you know the official term is "girl-sterbation" and my doctor started drooling when I said I never do it less than three times a day, so it's perfectly healthy and normal??????
Maybe you should read a book before you judge a girl for jerking it in the produce aisle.
Maybe you should read a book before you judge a girl for jerking it in the produce aisle.
Post about roommate problems
November 23, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Post about roommate problems