Theo Priestley
@tprstly.com
Author of sci-fi, fantasy, and horror stories. Narrative designer, world builder, lore wrangler. Scriptwriter and independent film producer.
Retro/futurist and cassette futurism enthusiast.
Rep: Mic Cheetham/ United Talent
Banner: @coldesign.bsky.social
Retro/futurist and cassette futurism enthusiast.
Rep: Mic Cheetham/ United Talent
Banner: @coldesign.bsky.social
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Baby shark!
Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Baby shark!
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Baby shark!
Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Baby shark!
Well, I guess it would be nice if I could touch your body
I know not everybody has got a body like you
But I gotta think twice before I give my heart away
And I know all the games you play because I played them too
I know not everybody has got a body like you
But I gotta think twice before I give my heart away
And I know all the games you play because I played them too
November 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Well, I guess it would be nice if I could touch your body
I know not everybody has got a body like you
But I gotta think twice before I give my heart away
And I know all the games you play because I played them too
I know not everybody has got a body like you
But I gotta think twice before I give my heart away
And I know all the games you play because I played them too
Never mind Wicked for Good, it still boggles the mind that they straight up used asbestos as ‘snow’ in the Wizard of Oz.
And the Scarecrow costume was stuffed full of it too.
And the Scarecrow costume was stuffed full of it too.
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Never mind Wicked for Good, it still boggles the mind that they straight up used asbestos as ‘snow’ in the Wizard of Oz.
And the Scarecrow costume was stuffed full of it too.
And the Scarecrow costume was stuffed full of it too.
Name 4 Films from 4 Decades.
Jaws - 70s
Wrath of Khan - 80s
Kindergarten Cop - 90s
LotR: Fellowship - 00s
Jaws - 70s
Wrath of Khan - 80s
Kindergarten Cop - 90s
LotR: Fellowship - 00s
November 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Name 4 Films from 4 Decades.
Jaws - 70s
Wrath of Khan - 80s
Kindergarten Cop - 90s
LotR: Fellowship - 00s
Jaws - 70s
Wrath of Khan - 80s
Kindergarten Cop - 90s
LotR: Fellowship - 00s
Let's all reflect on how easy it was for this theft to take place under the guise of "efficiency". It was an easier burglary to execute than the jewel heist at the Louvre - and nobody in DOGE will ever pay for the crime, let alone Musk.
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Let's all reflect on how easy it was for this theft to take place under the guise of "efficiency". It was an easier burglary to execute than the jewel heist at the Louvre - and nobody in DOGE will ever pay for the crime, let alone Musk.
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 24, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Mango mango mangomangomango
Mangooooooo
Mango mango mangomangomango
Here comes the Pope
He’s been blessing some apples
Mangooooooo
Mango mango mangomangomango
Here comes the Pope
He’s been blessing some apples
November 24, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Mango mango mangomangomango
Mangooooooo
Mango mango mangomangomango
Here comes the Pope
He’s been blessing some apples
Mangooooooo
Mango mango mangomangomango
Here comes the Pope
He’s been blessing some apples
Post a famous bathroom scene.
November 23, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Post a famous bathroom scene.
Actual photo of me playing a game of D&D (it was)
November 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Actual photo of me playing a game of D&D (it was)
The alt text is just *chef’s kiss*
November 23, 2025 at 8:33 PM
The alt text is just *chef’s kiss*
Time for a Sunday matinee classic.
November 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Time for a Sunday matinee classic.
November 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Hey girls
Hey boys
Superstar DJs
Here we go
Hey boys
Superstar DJs
Here we go
November 23, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Hey girls
Hey boys
Superstar DJs
Here we go
Hey boys
Superstar DJs
Here we go
It's a God awful small affair
To the girl with the mousey hair,
But her mummy is yelling, "No!"
And her daddy has told her to go,
But her friend is no where to be seen.
Now she walks through her sunken dream
To the seats with the clearest view
And she's hooked to the silver screen…
To the girl with the mousey hair,
But her mummy is yelling, "No!"
And her daddy has told her to go,
But her friend is no where to be seen.
Now she walks through her sunken dream
To the seats with the clearest view
And she's hooked to the silver screen…
November 23, 2025 at 12:22 PM
It's a God awful small affair
To the girl with the mousey hair,
But her mummy is yelling, "No!"
And her daddy has told her to go,
But her friend is no where to be seen.
Now she walks through her sunken dream
To the seats with the clearest view
And she's hooked to the silver screen…
To the girl with the mousey hair,
But her mummy is yelling, "No!"
And her daddy has told her to go,
But her friend is no where to be seen.
Now she walks through her sunken dream
To the seats with the clearest view
And she's hooked to the silver screen…
lol what are we even doing using Windows or any MS product now?!
November 23, 2025 at 11:58 AM
lol what are we even doing using Windows or any MS product now?!
And Proton used to be a good, private email alternative, too....sigh...
November 23, 2025 at 9:15 AM
And Proton used to be a good, private email alternative, too....sigh...
tbh if a service or website has this on it, then we really shouldn't be using it anymore. Your data is going elsewhere.
At the very least, just create a burner email address.
At the very least, just create a burner email address.
November 23, 2025 at 8:38 AM
tbh if a service or website has this on it, then we really shouldn't be using it anymore. Your data is going elsewhere.
At the very least, just create a burner email address.
At the very least, just create a burner email address.
Just read up on Kagi and they use generative AI. They also absolve responsibility about third party services.
November 23, 2025 at 8:32 AM
Just read up on Kagi and they use generative AI. They also absolve responsibility about third party services.