Theo Priestley
@tprstly.com
Author of sci-fi, fantasy, and horror stories. Narrative designer, world builder, lore wrangler. Scriptwriter and independent film producer.
Retro/futurist and cassette futurism enthusiast.
Rep: Mic Cheetham/ United Talent
Banner: @coldesign.bsky.social
Retro/futurist and cassette futurism enthusiast.
Rep: Mic Cheetham/ United Talent
Banner: @coldesign.bsky.social
Pinned
lol this tariff situation is basically the US version of Brexit. Same self sabotage and results.
November 24, 2025 at 11:56 PM
lol this tariff situation is basically the US version of Brexit. Same self sabotage and results.
Underdog - Sly and the Family Stone
November 24, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Underdog - Sly and the Family Stone
Reposted by Theo Priestley
Breaking: Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old
Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died
Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old.
www.whatimreading.net
November 24, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Breaking: Viola Ford Fletcher, the oldest living survivor of the 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre, has died. She was 111 years old
So I'll have that extra something
'Cause I'll know what to wear
So I'll be special and I'll be rare
I'll be something beyond compare
I'll be noticed because I'll wear
A smile and a ribbon in my hair
'Cause I'll know what to wear
So I'll be special and I'll be rare
I'll be something beyond compare
I'll be noticed because I'll wear
A smile and a ribbon in my hair
a young girl is screaming with her mouth open in a close up of her face .
ALT: a young girl is screaming with her mouth open in a close up of her face .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
So I'll have that extra something
'Cause I'll know what to wear
So I'll be special and I'll be rare
I'll be something beyond compare
I'll be noticed because I'll wear
A smile and a ribbon in my hair
'Cause I'll know what to wear
So I'll be special and I'll be rare
I'll be something beyond compare
I'll be noticed because I'll wear
A smile and a ribbon in my hair
the next big scandal is going to be “unused data centre destroyed in mystery fire” I’m sure of it
the next big scandal is going to be "gpus sitting in warehouses" i'm sure of it
November 24, 2025 at 8:50 PM
the next big scandal is going to be “unused data centre destroyed in mystery fire” I’m sure of it
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
November 24, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
Reposted by Theo Priestley
Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Baby shark!
Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Baby shark!
November 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Baby shark!
Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Baby shark, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo.
Baby shark!
Worth point out that every cast member is a Temu christian version of an A-List actor.
All Christmas Hallmark movies are the same.
Thirsty city girl visits small US town, encounters single thirst trap, will they/ won’t they for 85 minutes, school nativity play, thirst quenched.
The End.
Thirsty city girl visits small US town, encounters single thirst trap, will they/ won’t they for 85 minutes, school nativity play, thirst quenched.
The End.
November 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Worth point out that every cast member is a Temu christian version of an A-List actor.
All Christmas Hallmark movies are the same.
Thirsty city girl visits small US town, encounters single thirst trap, will they/ won’t they for 85 minutes, school nativity play, thirst quenched.
The End.
Thirsty city girl visits small US town, encounters single thirst trap, will they/ won’t they for 85 minutes, school nativity play, thirst quenched.
The End.
November 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
All Christmas Hallmark movies are the same.
Thirsty city girl visits small US town, encounters single thirst trap, will they/ won’t they for 85 minutes, school nativity play, thirst quenched.
The End.
Thirsty city girl visits small US town, encounters single thirst trap, will they/ won’t they for 85 minutes, school nativity play, thirst quenched.
The End.
Waiting on a certain email…
a cartoon of spongebob holding a mailbox in his hand .
ALT: a cartoon of spongebob holding a mailbox in his hand .
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Waiting on a certain email…
Well, I guess it would be nice if I could touch your body
I know not everybody has got a body like you
But I gotta think twice before I give my heart away
And I know all the games you play because I played them too
I know not everybody has got a body like you
But I gotta think twice before I give my heart away
And I know all the games you play because I played them too
November 24, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Well, I guess it would be nice if I could touch your body
I know not everybody has got a body like you
But I gotta think twice before I give my heart away
And I know all the games you play because I played them too
I know not everybody has got a body like you
But I gotta think twice before I give my heart away
And I know all the games you play because I played them too
God help me, the Mrs has already started on her Hallmark Christmas Movie binge 🫠
November 24, 2025 at 6:51 PM
God help me, the Mrs has already started on her Hallmark Christmas Movie binge 🫠
Never mind Wicked for Good, it still boggles the mind that they straight up used asbestos as ‘snow’ in the Wizard of Oz.
And the Scarecrow costume was stuffed full of it too.
And the Scarecrow costume was stuffed full of it too.
November 24, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Never mind Wicked for Good, it still boggles the mind that they straight up used asbestos as ‘snow’ in the Wizard of Oz.
And the Scarecrow costume was stuffed full of it too.
And the Scarecrow costume was stuffed full of it too.
Reposted by Theo Priestley
smugglers run
#conceptart #mattepainting #scifiart #lookdevartist #freelancedesigner #conceptdesigner #conceptillustrator
#conceptart #mattepainting #scifiart #lookdevartist #freelancedesigner #conceptdesigner #conceptillustrator
November 24, 2025 at 6:31 PM
A digital economy larger than the real economy, according to Jensen Huang….
Turns out interest in Metaverse had about a ~9 month half life.
November 24, 2025 at 6:32 PM
A digital economy larger than the real economy, according to Jensen Huang….
Name 4 Films from 4 Decades.
Jaws - 70s
Wrath of Khan - 80s
Kindergarten Cop - 90s
LotR: Fellowship - 00s
Jaws - 70s
Wrath of Khan - 80s
Kindergarten Cop - 90s
LotR: Fellowship - 00s
November 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Name 4 Films from 4 Decades.
Jaws - 70s
Wrath of Khan - 80s
Kindergarten Cop - 90s
LotR: Fellowship - 00s
Jaws - 70s
Wrath of Khan - 80s
Kindergarten Cop - 90s
LotR: Fellowship - 00s
The bucket list will forever remain incomplete because I never got to see Freddie sing live.
(I don’t count Band Aid)
(I don’t count Band Aid)
Today (24 November) marks the passing of Freddie Mercury, lead vocalist and pianist of the rock band Queen. He remains regarded as one of the greatest singers in the history of rock music.
📷 Getty
📷 Getty
November 24, 2025 at 6:12 PM
The bucket list will forever remain incomplete because I never got to see Freddie sing live.
(I don’t count Band Aid)
(I don’t count Band Aid)
Vulgar Roast is what they serve as “coffee” in Starbucks.
November 24, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Vulgar Roast is what they serve as “coffee” in Starbucks.
Let's all reflect on how easy it was for this theft to take place under the guise of "efficiency". It was an easier burglary to execute than the jewel heist at the Louvre - and nobody in DOGE will ever pay for the crime, let alone Musk.
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
November 24, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Let's all reflect on how easy it was for this theft to take place under the guise of "efficiency". It was an easier burglary to execute than the jewel heist at the Louvre - and nobody in DOGE will ever pay for the crime, let alone Musk.
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
www.reuters.com/world/us/dog...
Reposted by Theo Priestley
Wow, RIP. My father played guitar for him for several years.
Jimmy Cliff, Jamaican reggae singer, actor and cultural icon, dies aged 81 www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
Jimmy Cliff, Jamaican reggae singer, actor and cultural icon, dies aged 81 www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
Jimmy Cliff, Jamaican reggae singer, actor and cultural icon, dies aged 81
Star of The Harder They Come had hits including You Can Get It If You Really Want and I Can See Clearly Now
www.theguardian.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Wow, RIP. My father played guitar for him for several years.
Jimmy Cliff, Jamaican reggae singer, actor and cultural icon, dies aged 81 www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
Jimmy Cliff, Jamaican reggae singer, actor and cultural icon, dies aged 81 www.theguardian.com/music/2025/n...
Drop some UNIQUE HAIR 💇♂️👨🎤🖤
November 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Drop some UNIQUE HAIR 💇♂️👨🎤🖤