Tom Roberts
@tpgroberts.bsky.social
One of the most consistent principles in his life is to become unbelievably partisan in every conflict he encounters, and then to win the conflict using a barrage of extreme verbal force.
He/Him
https://www.instagram.com/tpgeats
He/Him
https://www.instagram.com/tpgeats
Of course Dubai was where I finally say one of the fucking things
November 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Of course Dubai was where I finally say one of the fucking things
I have used, intermittently, the same alterations tailor for 15 years, hadn't actually seen him in 3 but needed a jacket doing, and it is astonishing how much better he is that every other, far more expensive, one I've met.
This jacket: take in waist, shorten and trim sleeves, soften shoulder: £75.
This jacket: take in waist, shorten and trim sleeves, soften shoulder: £75.
November 8, 2025 at 12:55 PM
I have used, intermittently, the same alterations tailor for 15 years, hadn't actually seen him in 3 but needed a jacket doing, and it is astonishing how much better he is that every other, far more expensive, one I've met.
This jacket: take in waist, shorten and trim sleeves, soften shoulder: £75.
This jacket: take in waist, shorten and trim sleeves, soften shoulder: £75.
We have strayed far from the light of god
November 7, 2025 at 8:11 PM
We have strayed far from the light of god
Broadly speaking, I like to imagine I am mostly a modern, non-stereotypical enlightened guy, and then I look at my taste in interior design
November 7, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Broadly speaking, I like to imagine I am mostly a modern, non-stereotypical enlightened guy, and then I look at my taste in interior design
Goodbye Brooklyn's Rose...
November 5, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Goodbye Brooklyn's Rose...
Got to give them credit for managing to make their website turn me into a liar
November 4, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Got to give them credit for managing to make their website turn me into a liar
Clean shaven for the first time in half a decade.
November 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Clean shaven for the first time in half a decade.
Bit of a strange reaction, but okay?
November 3, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Bit of a strange reaction, but okay?
The thing is, you can critique Green party policy on NATO, but this is explicitly not what the Green policy on NATO is. This is just a form of wishcasting.
November 3, 2025 at 11:29 AM
The thing is, you can critique Green party policy on NATO, but this is explicitly not what the Green policy on NATO is. This is just a form of wishcasting.
Roe in Canary Wharf is an absolute delight, friendly, bustling but still intimate and the food is spectacular.
I've been a huge fan of Fallow for a while, and it's nice to try some of the other sites.
I've been a huge fan of Fallow for a while, and it's nice to try some of the other sites.
November 2, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Roe in Canary Wharf is an absolute delight, friendly, bustling but still intimate and the food is spectacular.
I've been a huge fan of Fallow for a while, and it's nice to try some of the other sites.
I've been a huge fan of Fallow for a while, and it's nice to try some of the other sites.
And who the fuck is Madeline?
November 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
And who the fuck is Madeline?
Bought the jacket with a half thought to go as Carmy for Halloween and now mostly look like a parody of masculinity
November 1, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Bought the jacket with a half thought to go as Carmy for Halloween and now mostly look like a parody of masculinity
Just in case anyone assumed this was a joke.
October 31, 2025 at 5:22 PM
Just in case anyone assumed this was a joke.
Extremely thrilled by this review of my panel tonight
October 28, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Extremely thrilled by this review of my panel tonight
Admittedly, I do have a theory #WhereIsPrince #PoorOldGeronimo
October 28, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Admittedly, I do have a theory #WhereIsPrince #PoorOldGeronimo
Also, giggling at this bloke from Armagh bemoaning immigration, mate, come on...
October 28, 2025 at 8:46 AM
Also, giggling at this bloke from Armagh bemoaning immigration, mate, come on...
Winter means big coat weather
October 27, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Winter means big coat weather
I am a lot like my Dad.
He was a ferocious combination of cunning, brains and gab. A force of will stamping himself on the world around him.
My mum is, always, the guard against that, a bottomless pit of kindness and sacrifice, that I aspire to at best and envy at worst.
Happy birthday Mum.
He was a ferocious combination of cunning, brains and gab. A force of will stamping himself on the world around him.
My mum is, always, the guard against that, a bottomless pit of kindness and sacrifice, that I aspire to at best and envy at worst.
Happy birthday Mum.
October 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I am a lot like my Dad.
He was a ferocious combination of cunning, brains and gab. A force of will stamping himself on the world around him.
My mum is, always, the guard against that, a bottomless pit of kindness and sacrifice, that I aspire to at best and envy at worst.
Happy birthday Mum.
He was a ferocious combination of cunning, brains and gab. A force of will stamping himself on the world around him.
My mum is, always, the guard against that, a bottomless pit of kindness and sacrifice, that I aspire to at best and envy at worst.
Happy birthday Mum.
Slight contrast between my tasting notes and Mum's...
October 26, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Slight contrast between my tasting notes and Mum's...
I have given up and joined the finance bros
October 25, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I have given up and joined the finance bros
Oh my god, this reminds me of this insane account that just started posting at me the other day about my bio, and that's just all it does?
October 25, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Oh my god, this reminds me of this insane account that just started posting at me the other day about my bio, and that's just all it does?
Chicken can have red spotting and pink tones when it's a cut near the bone, it's not uncommon, but it looks markedly different from the pink of uncooked chicken. Pork I'd always leave quite pink, this is perfectly safe for example:
October 25, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Chicken can have red spotting and pink tones when it's a cut near the bone, it's not uncommon, but it looks markedly different from the pink of uncooked chicken. Pork I'd always leave quite pink, this is perfectly safe for example:
