Touhou Andy
@touhouandy.bsky.social
Just Another Touhou Andy | Lunatic Touhou Player | Lunatic in Real Life | Academic W.M.D. | Applied Mathematician | 🔄 Hina’s #1 Fan 🔄 | They/Them
I'm gonna stick Wriggle Nightbug in a jar and point a camera at that jar and hook it up to a 24/7 livestream and we're gonna call it "The Wriggle Nightbug Show!!!"
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
I'm gonna stick Wriggle Nightbug in a jar and point a camera at that jar and hook it up to a 24/7 livestream and we're gonna call it "The Wriggle Nightbug Show!!!"
Touhou Andy's Touhou Steam Touhou Friends Touhou Code.
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Touhou Andy's Touhou Steam Touhou Friends Touhou Code.
PSA!!!: If you are Steam friends with me and you see that I am playing LoLK, do NOT under ANY circumstances play ANY games AT ALL!!! The Steam "Your friend is playing this" Notification RUINS ANY focus that I have in the video game. Thank you for listening. Andy out!!!
November 26, 2025 at 12:36 AM
PSA!!!: If you are Steam friends with me and you see that I am playing LoLK, do NOT under ANY circumstances play ANY games AT ALL!!! The Steam "Your friend is playing this" Notification RUINS ANY focus that I have in the video game. Thank you for listening. Andy out!!!
How can I be as cool as her? I need answers.
November 25, 2025 at 10:25 PM
How can I be as cool as her? I need answers.
I used to be a drummer, and I kept my hi-hat. I have it right next to me at all times. Whenever I read "ts" in a tweet or message or whatever, I hit the closed hi-hat because that's the sound "ts" makes.
November 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I used to be a drummer, and I kept my hi-hat. I have it right next to me at all times. Whenever I read "ts" in a tweet or message or whatever, I hit the closed hi-hat because that's the sound "ts" makes.
I've got Lunatic 1cc's in Touhous 6-14, so all of my opinions are fact. If you share an opinion different from my own, I can just say "Oh. You don't have Lunatic 1cc's, do you?" And then your argument is destroyed.
November 25, 2025 at 8:01 PM
I've got Lunatic 1cc's in Touhous 6-14, so all of my opinions are fact. If you share an opinion different from my own, I can just say "Oh. You don't have Lunatic 1cc's, do you?" And then your argument is destroyed.
Fun Fact: TAS stands for Touhou Andy Assisted Speedrun.
November 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Fun Fact: TAS stands for Touhou Andy Assisted Speedrun.
I hate Touhou because it disrespects and dishonors the legacy of long-dead historical figures and Youkai. It essentially spits on their graves. Fuck Touhou. I'm never playing it.
November 24, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I hate Touhou because it disrespects and dishonors the legacy of long-dead historical figures and Youkai. It essentially spits on their graves. Fuck Touhou. I'm never playing it.
Every morning, I wake up, do this in the mirror, and say "I am Touhou Andy. I am so FUCKING good at Touhou."
November 23, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Every morning, I wake up, do this in the mirror, and say "I am Touhou Andy. I am so FUCKING good at Touhou."
Which one's Gold, which one's Frankincense, and which one's Myrrh.
November 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Which one's Gold, which one's Frankincense, and which one's Myrrh.
I saw this in my recommended out the corner of my eye and I thought like 4 of these people were Scott The Woz.
November 21, 2025 at 2:39 AM
I saw this in my recommended out the corner of my eye and I thought like 4 of these people were Scott The Woz.
This is one of Junko's most consistent spellcards. As long as you rhythmically tap left and right and maintain your focus, it's very easy and consistent. Sumireko and Shimmy are dumb children who do not understand this. Everyone point and laugh at them, please.
November 20, 2025 at 6:53 PM
This is one of Junko's most consistent spellcards. As long as you rhythmically tap left and right and maintain your focus, it's very easy and consistent. Sumireko and Shimmy are dumb children who do not understand this. Everyone point and laugh at them, please.
I feel like I am more consistent at dodging Junko's first Non than I am at dodging Seiran's first Non. It's messed up. Seiran makes me mad. I am Angry Andy.
November 20, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I feel like I am more consistent at dodging Junko's first Non than I am at dodging Seiran's first Non. It's messed up. Seiran makes me mad. I am Angry Andy.
Remembering that one time Mastivo called my cat "Shoegaze." What is that even supposed to mean?
November 20, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Remembering that one time Mastivo called my cat "Shoegaze." What is that even supposed to mean?
I should rebrand to Touhou Alice and just sort of embody the character of Alice. I should just become indistinguishable from Alice and act exactly like her. I should also get an Alice cosplay.
November 20, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I should rebrand to Touhou Alice and just sort of embody the character of Alice. I should just become indistinguishable from Alice and act exactly like her. I should also get an Alice cosplay.
Why does Junko have no last name? Why does she have no last name? Everyone has a last name except for her. Why hasn't she hopped on the last name bandwagon?
November 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Why does Junko have no last name? Why does she have no last name? Everyone has a last name except for her. Why hasn't she hopped on the last name bandwagon?
Why do we have Eggo Waffles, but we don't have Id Waffles or Supereggo Waffles?
November 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Why do we have Eggo Waffles, but we don't have Id Waffles or Supereggo Waffles?
Guy who goes to a furniture store: "Wow, that's a really nice table."
November 18, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Guy who goes to a furniture store: "Wow, that's a really nice table."
Guys, which one goes mlem mlem and which one goes pbbpbthpbbpbth? I keep on forgetting and it makes me feel stupid and sad.
November 17, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Guys, which one goes mlem mlem and which one goes pbbpbthpbbpbth? I keep on forgetting and it makes me feel stupid and sad.
This server is so awesome.
November 17, 2025 at 7:27 PM
This server is so awesome.
Today is a Hina Day. Today is a good day.
November 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Today is a Hina Day. Today is a good day.
I am very green but I'm mean
November 17, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I am very green but I'm mean
Jon Blow and Alfred Hitchcock are one and the same. You cannot have one without the other. They are two sides of the same coin. Diametrically opposed. Facing different directions.
November 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Jon Blow and Alfred Hitchcock are one and the same. You cannot have one without the other. They are two sides of the same coin. Diametrically opposed. Facing different directions.