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Touhou Andy

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Touhou Andy @touhouandy.bsky.social · 4h

Good morning!!!!

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Touhou Andy @touhouandy.bsky.social · 16h

Good night!

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Touhou Andy @touhouandy.bsky.social · 17h

Hi. I'm Touhou Andy. How are ya? I like Hina. It's joke.

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Touhou Andy @touhouandy.bsky.social · 1d

Good morning!

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Touhou Andy @touhouandy.bsky.social · 1d

Good night!

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Touhou Andy @touhouandy.bsky.social · 1d

I am very reminiscent of Jesus Christ (who died for our sins).

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Touhou Andy @touhouandy.bsky.social · 1d

I just hit my funny bone. It hurts so bad. I cry for God as I wail in pain, and my good "friend" Empress Eevee laughs at me. Fuck the world. Everyone is my enemy.

Touhou Andy @touhouandy.bsky.social · 1d

What if Pac-Man was non-binary and he was named Pac-They/Them?

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Touhou Andy @touhouandy.bsky.social · 1d

100% of the bad people in this community like the music of Touhou. This means that Touhou music has a corrupting influence on people and therefore we should all stop listening to the music.

Touhou Andy @touhouandy.bsky.social · 1d

If you ever want to get mad at something for a comedy bit, but don't have a reason to be mad at that thing, just google "[Thing] Scandal."

I once did this with Quaker Oats and it worked perfectly for my purposes.

Touhou Andy @touhouandy.bsky.social · 2d

I've heard that posting this image instantly gives you a shit ton of likes and followers. I'm gonna test this out!

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Touhou Andy @touhouandy.bsky.social · 2d

Good morning!

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Touhou Andy @touhouandy.bsky.social · 2d

Good night!!!

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Touhou Andy @touhouandy.bsky.social · 2d

I am not a man nor a woman. I am Touhou Andy. I transcend your puny human constructs of gender. I am a Higher Being.

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Touhou Andy @touhouandy.bsky.social · 3d

I was telling my IRL friend about Matpat voicing Toy Bonnie in the new movie, and he was like, "What's the lore there? Did Breakfast Guy get stuffed?"

I just liked the name "Breakfast Guy."

Touhou Andy @touhouandy.bsky.social · 3d

Good noon! It's noon! I am Touhou Noon. Yes.

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Touhou Andy @touhouandy.bsky.social · 3d

Good night!

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Touhou Andy @touhouandy.bsky.social · 3d

JibJab jokes are coming back in a major way.

Touhou Andy @touhouandy.bsky.social · 4d

Good late morning! I stayed up really late last night, so I am just getting up lol. Today, I plan to finish up some schoolwork and then have fun for the rest of the day. I hope you all have a good day today! Be kind and stay safe!

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Touhou Andy @touhouandy.bsky.social · 4d

Bitcrushed Hina Kagiyama. For you!

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Touhou Andy @touhouandy.bsky.social · 5d

I am a machine that is fueled by almonds.

Touhou Andy @touhouandy.bsky.social · 5d

These past weeks have reminded me why I have "Academic W.M.D." in my bio.

Touhou Andy @touhouandy.bsky.social · 5d

Good morning! Busy day today! I've got a bunch of assignments to work on and 4 classes to go to. At least it's Friday! I hope you all have a good day today! Let's do our best today!

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Touhou Andy @touhouandy.bsky.social · 5d

Good night.

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Touhou Andy @touhouandy.bsky.social · 6d

Good morning!

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