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Sir, back up, I really appreciate you, thank you so so so much [airhorns]
he/him
he/him
if i told you what the context of this was you wouldn't believe me
what an absolutely fucking incredible programme
what an absolutely fucking incredible programme
November 29, 2025 at 8:49 PM
if i told you what the context of this was you wouldn't believe me
what an absolutely fucking incredible programme
what an absolutely fucking incredible programme
"It's in YOUR hands"
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 PM
"It's in YOUR hands"
if Pluribus was set in Starmer's Britain
November 28, 2025 at 8:30 AM
if Pluribus was set in Starmer's Britain
so, first goal, YB fans start throwing plastic cups at the linesman. definitely bad!
SECOND goal, they start doing it again, and, uh, I can't quite see who this is, I think it's Jadon Sancho, but he lityerally punts a cup back into the crowd. And for once in his life, he's accurate
(5m06s)
SECOND goal, they start doing it again, and, uh, I can't quite see who this is, I think it's Jadon Sancho, but he lityerally punts a cup back into the crowd. And for once in his life, he's accurate
(5m06s)
November 28, 2025 at 6:35 AM
so, first goal, YB fans start throwing plastic cups at the linesman. definitely bad!
SECOND goal, they start doing it again, and, uh, I can't quite see who this is, I think it's Jadon Sancho, but he lityerally punts a cup back into the crowd. And for once in his life, he's accurate
(5m06s)
SECOND goal, they start doing it again, and, uh, I can't quite see who this is, I think it's Jadon Sancho, but he lityerally punts a cup back into the crowd. And for once in his life, he's accurate
(5m06s)
oh yeah? explain THIS
November 27, 2025 at 5:33 PM
oh yeah? explain THIS
they were very happy to call him a historical racist, but only when it didn't interfere with the other Racist Politician Narrative that they were very keen on at the time
Johnson, a former head of the OUCA
archive.is/DhSbE
Johnson, a former head of the OUCA
archive.is/DhSbE
November 27, 2025 at 8:40 AM
they were very happy to call him a historical racist, but only when it didn't interfere with the other Racist Politician Narrative that they were very keen on at the time
Johnson, a former head of the OUCA
archive.is/DhSbE
Johnson, a former head of the OUCA
archive.is/DhSbE
there's also this, which I only discovered today.
it's all probably nothing! but, uh
it's all probably nothing! but, uh
November 27, 2025 at 7:14 AM
there's also this, which I only discovered today.
it's all probably nothing! but, uh
it's all probably nothing! but, uh
> get bitten by snake
> kill snake but poison gonna kill me if i don't do something
> better drink one of these unidentified pots
> oh well
> kill snake but poison gonna kill me if i don't do something
> better drink one of these unidentified pots
> oh well
November 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
> get bitten by snake
> kill snake but poison gonna kill me if i don't do something
> better drink one of these unidentified pots
> oh well
> kill snake but poison gonna kill me if i don't do something
> better drink one of these unidentified pots
> oh well
reeves constantly posing with a chessboard next to her is so absolutely fucking wild
November 26, 2025 at 10:20 AM
reeves constantly posing with a chessboard next to her is so absolutely fucking wild
cheers, Ed's crying now, nice one
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 AM
cheers, Ed's crying now, nice one
buddy Newcastle conceded two to the famously dynamic Perry Aubameyang last night, what the fuck are you on about?
November 26, 2025 at 8:14 AM
buddy Newcastle conceded two to the famously dynamic Perry Aubameyang last night, what the fuck are you on about?
Jonathan Viktor Orban Appreciator Wilson is doubling down on the Sean Ingle Theory, and it's still hilariously dumb
Footballers on the continent? Sure, they're technically gifted, but can they cope when you get it in the mixer? Marseille? Bobo/Glimt? Qarabag? no idea what those are sorry
Footballers on the continent? Sure, they're technically gifted, but can they cope when you get it in the mixer? Marseille? Bobo/Glimt? Qarabag? no idea what those are sorry
November 26, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Jonathan Viktor Orban Appreciator Wilson is doubling down on the Sean Ingle Theory, and it's still hilariously dumb
Footballers on the continent? Sure, they're technically gifted, but can they cope when you get it in the mixer? Marseille? Bobo/Glimt? Qarabag? no idea what those are sorry
Footballers on the continent? Sure, they're technically gifted, but can they cope when you get it in the mixer? Marseille? Bobo/Glimt? Qarabag? no idea what those are sorry
betting markets seem to think it's possible, although... they're also unsure. there is no way he wins a leadership contest, literally a zero% chance, but I don't see how they make a coronation stick?
incidentally, check that name at 50/1 👀
incidentally, check that name at 50/1 👀
November 25, 2025 at 2:28 PM
betting markets seem to think it's possible, although... they're also unsure. there is no way he wins a leadership contest, literally a zero% chance, but I don't see how they make a coronation stick?
incidentally, check that name at 50/1 👀
incidentally, check that name at 50/1 👀
and never this one
November 25, 2025 at 10:42 AM
and never this one
and the dumb motherfucker even prints the explanation, handed to him by some stat nerd who is desperately trying not to laugh.
IT'S JUST RATING INFLATION YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT
IT'S JUST RATING INFLATION YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT
November 25, 2025 at 10:10 AM
and the dumb motherfucker even prints the explanation, handed to him by some stat nerd who is desperately trying not to laugh.
IT'S JUST RATING INFLATION YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT
IT'S JUST RATING INFLATION YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT
now, why is elo discredited? as anyone who follows chess can tell you, it's fine when you're doing direct comparisons between players in equal situations, but when you start to cross the streams, shit gets out of whack. ratings get distorted very easily
anyway, here's Ingle setting up his premise
anyway, here's Ingle setting up his premise
November 25, 2025 at 10:03 AM
now, why is elo discredited? as anyone who follows chess can tell you, it's fine when you're doing direct comparisons between players in equal situations, but when you start to cross the streams, shit gets out of whack. ratings get distorted very easily
anyway, here's Ingle setting up his premise
anyway, here's Ingle setting up his premise
well, according to a website that's been run out of a shed by some dude for 25+ years, if you apply the completely discredited elo system, then [NORTH LONDON ANTHEM INTENSIFIES]
November 25, 2025 at 9:56 AM
well, according to a website that's been run out of a shed by some dude for 25+ years, if you apply the completely discredited elo system, then [NORTH LONDON ANTHEM INTENSIFIES]
laughs in Pedro Neto
November 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
laughs in Pedro Neto
gian van veen reminds me of a raccon and its been bugging me all weekend, so here is the post that fails to adequately illustrate that concept
November 24, 2025 at 9:02 AM
gian van veen reminds me of a raccon and its been bugging me all weekend, so here is the post that fails to adequately illustrate that concept
