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Sir, back up, I really appreciate you, thank you so so so much [airhorns] he/him

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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · Apr 25

People are rude about Matt Forde as a comedian, just because he's not that funny, but actually as a podcast host I think he's very insightful, and often has on guests and thought leaders who prove to be very influential, years later

Google "Matt Forde Political Party Episode 25" for more info

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Standard Issue Cell Computing @standardissuecomputing.blog · 17h

Killzone 2 earns the Standard Issue Cell Computing PF Seal of Quality

The piss filter seal of quality, created by me, perfected by serialk86@bsky.social

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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 11h

i worked in colton for a bit, and people there would look surprised when i said i lived on chapeltown road, as if colton wasn't three times worse

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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 11h

i joined in august, which i guess makes me an elder? trying not to show my disdain for these newbies

𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 11h

its about you, hth. you sicken me

𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 11h

I lived in Chapeltown for five years and it was the most peaceful urban environment I've ever been in. definitely calmer than Hastings

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wariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 12h

first as tragedy, then as farce

John Sweeney tweeting 'Spag Bol, properly made'. The photo of his spag bol reveals itself to be only very marginally less awful than his viral 2010 one. undercooked. two empty bottles of wine in shot

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dead horse @hooved-mammal.bsky.social · 11h

who remembers being a kid and you'd be in the industrial kitchen and the bloody velociraptors would be trying to get you

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Laura Webster @lauraewebster.bsky.social · 12h

In tomorrow's paper: As Israel continues to deny genocide after the ceasefire, we publish the damning words from Israeli politicians and media showing how the atrocity came to pass.

The National @scotnational.bsky.social · 12h

A first look at tomorrow's front page of The National 📰

How genocide happened

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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 12h

in the first round Gian van Veen put up an average of 106 point something, which is the highest ever recorded in a double-out format major

and he still lost

no prizes for guessing who to

𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 13h

hmm

a photo of Trevor Phillips enjoying a nice drink with Nigel Farage (taken from his astonishingly racist and stupid documentary "Things We Won't Say About Race That Are True")

𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 13h

declaring my allegiance for tonight

a photograph of luke humphries and james wade embracing before a darts match. POV behind humphries back. Wade's head is resting on his shoulder, he is licking the luke's neck

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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 13h

this should be good. littler's been doing ridiculous - and not necessarily good - things all week. chaotic

and humphries is in good form, which has been rare lately

𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 13h

luke v luke. the lukening. luke to windward

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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 13h

Sometimes it's more fun to start at the end and work your way backwards

Phil @fatboyfat.bsky.social · 14h

The benefit of hindsight.

𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 13h

:¬)

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Hugo Gordon @hugogordon.bsky.social · 3d

For comparison, there are more people living in Waterford than there are people living in the Faroes.

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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 15h

Ivan Hašek? Ivan Hašacked more like

Faroes* have won four of their last five now but, umm, the other wins were against Montenegro** and home and away against Gibraltar

one win (in Croatia) away from the WC playoffs!

FIFA RANKINGS
*126th
**80th
***200th

𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 15h

a man with a mustache is making a funny face with his mouth open

ALT: a man with a mustache is making a funny face with his mouth open

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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 15h

man is watching one of the biggest upsets in football history and he sounds like he's reading a phone book

𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 15h

COMMENTATOR: "there won't be too many times when the Faroe Islands go into a final qualifier for a major champonship knowing they still have a chance of making it but that is what is about to happen here"

my guy what the fuck is this your first day watching football

𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 15h

apparently czechia have only had one shot on target in the game (which they scored from)

𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 15h

not a typo

screenshot of a football broadcast. the scoreline reads FRO 2-1 CZE, 81:56. yes, the Faroe Islands are beating Czechia in a world cup qualifier

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𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 15h

lmao the stadium is at most a third full

𝓪 𝓶𝓪𝓵𝓮𝓿𝓸𝓵𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓶𝓸𝓽𝓱 🦋 @totr.bsky.social · 15h

omg the faroes

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Paul Duane 🥔 @paulduane.bsky.social · 18h

Aleister Crowley's 150th birthday today and I haven't even started putting up the inverted goat skulls yet

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