TOTAL MASSACRE
totalmassacre.bsky.social
TOTAL MASSACRE
@totalmassacre.bsky.social
A science fiction podcast that used to be an action movie podcast.

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Our teen movie project continues with THE BREAKFAST CLUB, a first time for Rowan, who has to wonder: is she Gen X now?

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April 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
folks, you want a TOTAL MASSACRE? we got a real one this week, with CARRIE (1976). Rowan, @christyadmiraal.bsky.social, and @zhandlen.bsky.social kick off our teen girl canon!

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April 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
folks, TOTAL MASSACRE is going thru some life changes lately, and there's only way to handle that: by getting a crush on a local bassist

That's right: it's LADY BIRD!

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March 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Fiasco month is FINALLY OVER, but not before we get to talk about SOUTHLAND TALES, the most fiasco movie of all time. There's a lot to talk about so you should listen wherever you get podcasts!
February 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
NEW EPISODE (from last week)

We're continuing Fiasco Month(s) with CLOUD ATLAS. @chrisdole86.bsky.social join us to discuss the film, which is about the power of the human spirit and also Halle Berry as an evil elderly Korean doctor.

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February 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Hugo Weaving in yellowface isn't real. He cannot hurt you
February 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
WE ARE BACK.

After massive technical difficulties, we have a new episode for you. For Fiasco Month, @valondar.bsky.social walks us through METROPOLIS 🤖👩, a movie that shows you can bomb at release and still be one of the greatest to ever do it.

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February 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
A woman???
January 28, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Tag yourself we're Guardian of the Heart Machine
January 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
NEW EPISODE

Everybody's favorite holiday Cronenberg-Mas 🎄🍆 continues with THE FLY with special guest @carlinspace.bsky.social. It's a cautionary tale about journalists hooking up with sources, why you shouldn't drink and do science, and naked Jeff Goldblum.

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December 13, 2024 at 3:39 PM
NEW EPISODE.

It's time to celebrate Cronenberg-mas 🍆❄️ with VIDEODROME 📺 and special guest @julie.radiantarray.io. It continues to be annoyingly timeless, both about how we engage with tech and also how much we want to kiss Debbie Harry

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December 4, 2024 at 6:51 PM
December 3, 2024 at 5:39 PM
NEW EPISODE

Crime Lesbian Month concludes *big sob* with BOUND, an erotic lesbian thriller before its time. Join us and guest @alexwelch81.bsky.social to discuss how the Wachowskis are eggs, Joey Pants, and squeaky leather.

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November 27, 2024 at 8:25 PM
NEW EPISODE

We continue Lesbian Crime Month with LOVE LIES BLEEDING 💔, which begs the question: how far will you go to support women's wrongs? Special guest is @antlervel.vet so you basically have to check it out.

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November 19, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Head empty, thinking about the Love Lies Bleeding press tour
November 14, 2024 at 12:43 AM
NEW EPISODE

We've deemed November to be Lesbian Crime Month, and we're starting off with THE HANDMAIDEN. The gayest movie ever made? No, but it might've prefaced a decade of lesbians in culture which 🙌.

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November 8, 2024 at 8:39 PM
NEW EPISODE

We cap off cosmic horror month with ANNIHILATION. We're joined by special guest @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social to discuss what makes for a pure sci-fi experience, and how is this about fae? Also bear 🐻

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October 28, 2024 at 2:35 PM
NEW EPISODE. We continue cosmic horror month with COLOR OUT OF SPACE.

First up, we would like to apologize to alpacas everywhere. Second, listen to us talk about Nic Cage, how pink is scary, and how Lovecraft is adapted in the modern day.

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October 21, 2024 at 3:54 PM
Hint for our next extremely spooky episode
October 14, 2024 at 5:56 PM
NEW EPISODE 🔴

It's Spooky Season so we're diving into some cosmic horror, starting with Patreon suggestion FROM BEYOND. It doesn't have much to say, but it has Jeffrey Combs, Ken Foree, and just kind of rules.

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October 3, 2024 at 9:00 PM
When I hear people say they want a podcast where people talk about how sci-fi movie exists in an important historical and thematic context, and also about how weird little guys rule.
October 2, 2024 at 5:17 PM
September 30/October 1
October 1, 2024 at 5:56 PM
NEW EPISODE (from last week)

We wrapped up ZOMBTEMBER with TRAIN TO BUSAN 🧟🚂 a modern zombie classic about how people kind of suck. But is it too depressing? Listen wherever you get podcasts or at the link 👇
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October 1, 2024 at 5:43 PM
NEW EPISODE. We're continuing zombie month 🧟with RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD, a movie that's both authentically punk and fake Hollywood punk with impeccable vibes

Join us and guest @zhandlen.bsky.social wherever you get podcasts! Or 👇

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September 23, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Wow Train to Busan really is a horror movie. What a jump scare
September 22, 2024 at 11:34 PM