TOTAL MASSACRE
@totalmassacre.bsky.social
A science fiction podcast that used to be an action movie podcast.
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do you like THEATER? do you hate GENDER? are you mesmerized by attractive older women for REASONS? do you have a double who's watching you at all TIMES? then the new TOTAL MASSACRE on SYNECDOCHE NY may be for you!
starring @maxrebosroadie.bsky.social @carlivelocci.com @thegoodolddais.bsky.social
starring @maxrebosroadie.bsky.social @carlivelocci.com @thegoodolddais.bsky.social
August 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
do you like THEATER? do you hate GENDER? are you mesmerized by attractive older women for REASONS? do you have a double who's watching you at all TIMES? then the new TOTAL MASSACRE on SYNECDOCHE NY may be for you!
starring @maxrebosroadie.bsky.social @carlivelocci.com @thegoodolddais.bsky.social
starring @maxrebosroadie.bsky.social @carlivelocci.com @thegoodolddais.bsky.social
do you like THEATER? do you hate GENDER? are you mesmerized by attractive older women for REASONS? do you have a double who's watching you at all TIMES? then the new TOTAL MASSACRE on SYNECDOCHE NY may be for you!
starring @maxrebosroadie.bsky.social @carlivelocci.com @thegoodolddais.bsky.social
starring @maxrebosroadie.bsky.social @carlivelocci.com @thegoodolddais.bsky.social
August 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
do you like THEATER? do you hate GENDER? are you mesmerized by attractive older women for REASONS? do you have a double who's watching you at all TIMES? then the new TOTAL MASSACRE on SYNECDOCHE NY may be for you!
starring @maxrebosroadie.bsky.social @carlivelocci.com @thegoodolddais.bsky.social
starring @maxrebosroadie.bsky.social @carlivelocci.com @thegoodolddais.bsky.social
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Moved ~400 pounds of dirt and dismantled a concrete fence while listening. They made it bare-able! And yes I agree the janitor is the hottest. I mean those cheekbones!
Our teen movie project continues with THE BREAKFAST CLUB, a first time for Rowan, who has to wonder: is she Gen X now?
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April 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Moved ~400 pounds of dirt and dismantled a concrete fence while listening. They made it bare-able! And yes I agree the janitor is the hottest. I mean those cheekbones!
Our teen movie project continues with THE BREAKFAST CLUB, a first time for Rowan, who has to wonder: is she Gen X now?
SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/episode/5nAX...
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April 24, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Our teen movie project continues with THE BREAKFAST CLUB, a first time for Rowan, who has to wonder: is she Gen X now?
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Great ep! I agree with the ending recasting Carrie as a monster over a sympathetic figure feels unnecessary. And Jon Travolta’s character is unthreatening with that puffy vest. What are you gonna do? Write a threatening but well formatted letter with CSS??
folks, you want a TOTAL MASSACRE? we got a real one this week, with CARRIE (1976). Rowan, @christyadmiraal.bsky.social, and @zhandlen.bsky.social kick off our teen girl canon!
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April 11, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Great ep! I agree with the ending recasting Carrie as a monster over a sympathetic figure feels unnecessary. And Jon Travolta’s character is unthreatening with that puffy vest. What are you gonna do? Write a threatening but well formatted letter with CSS??
folks, you want a TOTAL MASSACRE? we got a real one this week, with CARRIE (1976). Rowan, @christyadmiraal.bsky.social, and @zhandlen.bsky.social kick off our teen girl canon!
Direct: totalmassacre.libsyn.com/carrie
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/2kYP...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...
Direct: totalmassacre.libsyn.com/carrie
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/2kYP...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...
April 10, 2025 at 11:46 PM
folks, you want a TOTAL MASSACRE? we got a real one this week, with CARRIE (1976). Rowan, @christyadmiraal.bsky.social, and @zhandlen.bsky.social kick off our teen girl canon!
Direct: totalmassacre.libsyn.com/carrie
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/2kYP...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...
Direct: totalmassacre.libsyn.com/carrie
Spotify: open.spotify.com/episode/2kYP...
Apple: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/c...
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folks, TOTAL MASSACRE is going thru some life changes lately, and there's only way to handle that: by getting a crush on a local bassist
That's right: it's LADY BIRD!
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March 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
folks, TOTAL MASSACRE is going thru some life changes lately, and there's only way to handle that: by getting a crush on a local bassist
That's right: it's LADY BIRD!
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SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/episode/4e1B...
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That's right: it's LADY BIRD!
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as long-time listeners may know, LADY BIRD is the prince who was promised. finally TOTAL MASSACRE has arrived
folks, TOTAL MASSACRE is going thru some life changes lately, and there's only way to handle that: by getting a crush on a local bassist
That's right: it's LADY BIRD!
DIRECT: traffic.libsyn.com/totalmassacr...
SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/episode/4e1B...
APPLE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
That's right: it's LADY BIRD!
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March 30, 2025 at 1:15 AM
as long-time listeners may know, LADY BIRD is the prince who was promised. finally TOTAL MASSACRE has arrived
folks, TOTAL MASSACRE is going thru some life changes lately, and there's only way to handle that: by getting a crush on a local bassist
That's right: it's LADY BIRD!
DIRECT: traffic.libsyn.com/totalmassacr...
SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/episode/4e1B...
APPLE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
That's right: it's LADY BIRD!
DIRECT: traffic.libsyn.com/totalmassacr...
SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/episode/4e1B...
APPLE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
March 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
folks, TOTAL MASSACRE is going thru some life changes lately, and there's only way to handle that: by getting a crush on a local bassist
That's right: it's LADY BIRD!
DIRECT: traffic.libsyn.com/totalmassacr...
SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/episode/4e1B...
APPLE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
That's right: it's LADY BIRD!
DIRECT: traffic.libsyn.com/totalmassacr...
SPOTIFY: open.spotify.com/episode/4e1B...
APPLE: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/l...
👖🚨PANTS ALERT. PANTS ALERT👖🚨
The Last of Us Season 2 adds Joe Pantoliano, Alanna Ubach, Ben Ahlers, Hettienne Park, Robert John Burke, Noah Lamanna to cast variety.com/2025/tv/news...
March 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
👖🚨PANTS ALERT. PANTS ALERT👖🚨
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Southland Tales is one of the most interesting terrible movies ever made. I love it, but I can't really recommend it to anyone. The cast is insane, the writing is insane, and it required supplemental comics to understand the film. It is a laundry lists of what not to do for cinema and it rules.
Fiasco month is FINALLY OVER, but not before we get to talk about SOUTHLAND TALES, the most fiasco movie of all time. There's a lot to talk about so you should listen wherever you get podcasts!
March 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Southland Tales is one of the most interesting terrible movies ever made. I love it, but I can't really recommend it to anyone. The cast is insane, the writing is insane, and it required supplemental comics to understand the film. It is a laundry lists of what not to do for cinema and it rules.
ICYMI: Listen to our episode about SOUTHLAND TALES, a movie you need to do homework to understand.
Speaking of... here's some homework 🧵
Speaking of... here's some homework 🧵
Fiasco month is FINALLY OVER, but not before we get to talk about SOUTHLAND TALES, the most fiasco movie of all time. There's a lot to talk about so you should listen wherever you get podcasts!
March 3, 2025 at 3:29 PM
ICYMI: Listen to our episode about SOUTHLAND TALES, a movie you need to do homework to understand.
Speaking of... here's some homework 🧵
Speaking of... here's some homework 🧵
Fiasco month is FINALLY OVER, but not before we get to talk about SOUTHLAND TALES, the most fiasco movie of all time. There's a lot to talk about so you should listen wherever you get podcasts!
February 28, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Fiasco month is FINALLY OVER, but not before we get to talk about SOUTHLAND TALES, the most fiasco movie of all time. There's a lot to talk about so you should listen wherever you get podcasts!
NEW EPISODE (from last week)
We're continuing Fiasco Month(s) with CLOUD ATLAS. @chrisdole86.bsky.social join us to discuss the film, which is about the power of the human spirit and also Halle Berry as an evil elderly Korean doctor.
Listen wherever you get podcasts!
We're continuing Fiasco Month(s) with CLOUD ATLAS. @chrisdole86.bsky.social join us to discuss the film, which is about the power of the human spirit and also Halle Berry as an evil elderly Korean doctor.
Listen wherever you get podcasts!
February 18, 2025 at 4:29 PM
NEW EPISODE (from last week)
We're continuing Fiasco Month(s) with CLOUD ATLAS. @chrisdole86.bsky.social join us to discuss the film, which is about the power of the human spirit and also Halle Berry as an evil elderly Korean doctor.
Listen wherever you get podcasts!
We're continuing Fiasco Month(s) with CLOUD ATLAS. @chrisdole86.bsky.social join us to discuss the film, which is about the power of the human spirit and also Halle Berry as an evil elderly Korean doctor.
Listen wherever you get podcasts!
Hugo Weaving in yellowface isn't real. He cannot hurt you
February 6, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Hugo Weaving in yellowface isn't real. He cannot hurt you
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Good movie you hear about this one? Anyway somewhere in there I say the important things like how the Moloch scene developed
WE ARE BACK.
After massive technical difficulties, we have a new episode for you. For Fiasco Month, @valondar.bsky.social walks us through METROPOLIS 🤖👩, a movie that shows you can bomb at release and still be one of the greatest to ever do it.
Listen wherever you get podcasts!
After massive technical difficulties, we have a new episode for you. For Fiasco Month, @valondar.bsky.social walks us through METROPOLIS 🤖👩, a movie that shows you can bomb at release and still be one of the greatest to ever do it.
Listen wherever you get podcasts!
February 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Good movie you hear about this one? Anyway somewhere in there I say the important things like how the Moloch scene developed
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A movie about the greatest evil of all... robot woman (and capitalism I guess)
WE ARE BACK.
After massive technical difficulties, we have a new episode for you. For Fiasco Month, @valondar.bsky.social walks us through METROPOLIS 🤖👩, a movie that shows you can bomb at release and still be one of the greatest to ever do it.
Listen wherever you get podcasts!
After massive technical difficulties, we have a new episode for you. For Fiasco Month, @valondar.bsky.social walks us through METROPOLIS 🤖👩, a movie that shows you can bomb at release and still be one of the greatest to ever do it.
Listen wherever you get podcasts!
February 3, 2025 at 2:57 PM
A movie about the greatest evil of all... robot woman (and capitalism I guess)
WE ARE BACK.
After massive technical difficulties, we have a new episode for you. For Fiasco Month, @valondar.bsky.social walks us through METROPOLIS 🤖👩, a movie that shows you can bomb at release and still be one of the greatest to ever do it.
Listen wherever you get podcasts!
After massive technical difficulties, we have a new episode for you. For Fiasco Month, @valondar.bsky.social walks us through METROPOLIS 🤖👩, a movie that shows you can bomb at release and still be one of the greatest to ever do it.
Listen wherever you get podcasts!
February 3, 2025 at 2:56 PM
WE ARE BACK.
After massive technical difficulties, we have a new episode for you. For Fiasco Month, @valondar.bsky.social walks us through METROPOLIS 🤖👩, a movie that shows you can bomb at release and still be one of the greatest to ever do it.
Listen wherever you get podcasts!
After massive technical difficulties, we have a new episode for you. For Fiasco Month, @valondar.bsky.social walks us through METROPOLIS 🤖👩, a movie that shows you can bomb at release and still be one of the greatest to ever do it.
Listen wherever you get podcasts!
Tag yourself we're Guardian of the Heart Machine
January 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Tag yourself we're Guardian of the Heart Machine
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Really fun discussions about action, sci-fi and horror films. I'd personally recommend the ones on "Prometheus" and "Alien 3" since both films are interesting and, uh, divisive to say the least
Hey, it's been a while huh? We promised FIASCO month, but we've been dealing with a fiasco of our own. Specifically, we've had unavoidable tech issues, so we don't know yet when our next episode is coming out.
In the meantime, there are nearly 100 episodes to listen to! totalmassacre.libsyn.com
In the meantime, there are nearly 100 episodes to listen to! totalmassacre.libsyn.com
TOTAL MASSACRE
TOTAL MASSACRE is a science fiction and action movie podcast hosted by Rowan Kaiser, Kev Koeser, and Carli Velocci!
totalmassacre.libsyn.com
January 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Really fun discussions about action, sci-fi and horror films. I'd personally recommend the ones on "Prometheus" and "Alien 3" since both films are interesting and, uh, divisive to say the least
Hey, it's been a while huh? We promised FIASCO month, but we've been dealing with a fiasco of our own. Specifically, we've had unavoidable tech issues, so we don't know yet when our next episode is coming out.
In the meantime, there are nearly 100 episodes to listen to! totalmassacre.libsyn.com
In the meantime, there are nearly 100 episodes to listen to! totalmassacre.libsyn.com
TOTAL MASSACRE
TOTAL MASSACRE is a science fiction and action movie podcast hosted by Rowan Kaiser, Kev Koeser, and Carli Velocci!
totalmassacre.libsyn.com
January 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Hey, it's been a while huh? We promised FIASCO month, but we've been dealing with a fiasco of our own. Specifically, we've had unavoidable tech issues, so we don't know yet when our next episode is coming out.
In the meantime, there are nearly 100 episodes to listen to! totalmassacre.libsyn.com
In the meantime, there are nearly 100 episodes to listen to! totalmassacre.libsyn.com
Help us we're starving
I’m just gonna ask, which cut of Southland Tales should I watch for @totalmassacre.bsky.social ?
January 10, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Help us we're starving
This is now a Dermot Hoggins podcast
a close up of a man blowing a kiss with make a gif.com at the bottom
Alt: Alt: a close up of a bald Tom Hanks blowing a kiss with make a gif.com at the bottom
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January 6, 2025 at 2:45 PM
This is now a Dermot Hoggins podcast