Stapler
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Inanimate object, animal lover. High tech, low life. Too weirdo for the squares, too square for the weirdos.
Romanes eunt domus!
February 13, 2026 at 1:03 AM
Romanes eunt domus!
I think we just expected them to stay in the air for a bit longer
January 25, 2026 at 2:07 AM
I think we just expected them to stay in the air for a bit longer
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country with Big Naturals
January 22, 2026 at 2:45 AM
Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country with Big Naturals
The Graduate with Big Naturals
January 22, 2026 at 2:43 AM
The Graduate with Big Naturals
Star Trek: The Motion Picture with Big Naturals
January 22, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Star Trek: The Motion Picture with Big Naturals
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner with Big Naturals
January 22, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Guess Who's Coming to Dinner with Big Naturals
The Exorcist with Big Naturals
January 22, 2026 at 1:43 AM
The Exorcist with Big Naturals
Seven Samurai with Big Naturals
January 22, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Seven Samurai with Big Naturals
The Third Man with Big Naturals
January 22, 2026 at 1:23 AM
The Third Man with Big Naturals
Die Hard with Big Naturals
January 22, 2026 at 1:20 AM
Die Hard with Big Naturals
Mars Attacks with Big Naturals!
January 22, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Mars Attacks with Big Naturals!
DMCA takedown from 20th Century Fox for infringing on Fantastic Mr. Fox
January 20, 2026 at 10:58 PM
DMCA takedown from 20th Century Fox for infringing on Fantastic Mr. Fox
And they're fucking counting?!
January 18, 2026 at 9:42 PM
And they're fucking counting?!
Aaaaaand now I'm whistling "In the Hall of the Mountain King" for the next 3 days. Again.
January 13, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Aaaaaand now I'm whistling "In the Hall of the Mountain King" for the next 3 days. Again.
a close up of a man with a mustache
ALT: a close up of a man with a mustache
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January 10, 2026 at 11:51 PM