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Inanimate object, animal lover. High tech, low life. Too weirdo for the squares, too square for the weirdos.
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Got together with 5,000 of my neighbors in Austin yesterday to say "Fuck Ice".
A crowd of 5000 people gathered in a park, the skyline of Austin, TX is visible in the background. A sign near the camera says "If you aren't anti-fascist...then what are you?"
February 1, 2026 at 9:42 PM
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We reach.
Spock from the original Star Trek series makes a pyramid with his fingers, Herbert-style.
January 14, 2026 at 12:28 AM
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An image captured from a television of a 3/4 closeup of a University of Texas supporter in the stands of Darryl K. Royal - Memorial Stadium, holding a sign that states: "It's been 5482 days since a&m beat Texas". He wears a burnt orange shirt and a straw hat. The tv scoreboard is displayed over his torso. It says "Texas A&M 17 - TEXAS 27".
November 29, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy
A black & white photo of Paul Simonon of The Clash in the processes of swinging his bass guitar to the stage like a sledgehammer
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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"War! What is it good for?" (from the 1971 song 'War' by Edwin Starr) in the the style of a 'Mamdani for New York' campaign sign
November 9, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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No Kings! #austin
October 18, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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Dave Wakeling’s big fan up front here.
An image of a big ass fan angled upward. It sits on a stage lit with multicolored lights. A drum set with several teardrop guitars on stands are in the background. The Beat is not on stage yet.
August 17, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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Respect
Kevin, a blue bird with a long yellow beak tipped with red and a longer blue neck tipped with his head, is shown from the neck up in front of bright green foliage and a light blue sky. Kevin looks somewhat concerned, perhaps due to all the 'enemy' talk.
July 26, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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Vive la France.
A cyclist in blue kit nears the camera, his head lowered focusing on his white bike as he grinds up a mountain road. To his right, in the green grassy berm, a weirdo in a red and white striped shirt is on all fours facing the camera. His butt is jutting through a hole in a large brown box, It faces away from the camera so the cyclist's view prior to passing the weirdo is unknown.
July 22, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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The south is fill of good people that are on your side that are held back by gerrymandering, disenfranchisement, and regressive policies.
July 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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David Tennant as Doctor Who points enthusiastically at the cheap anaglyph 3d glasses he's wearing.
June 17, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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If I won the lottery, I wouldn't tell anyone but there would be signs.
A yellow and black Daihatsu Mira Milano concept car, presented at the Tokyo Motor Show in 1991.With a front end like a K-car and very tall roof on a cylindrical body, it looks like Cinderella's carriage was conjured from a lemon instead of a pumpkin.
April 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Bumbles returns as THE BOUNCER in Avengers:Doomsday
A 3/4 shot of the Abominable Snowman from the stop-motion animation classic "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer". His arms are raised, his white fur disheveled, he looks pretty good for a monster, TBH. Logo for the upcoming Marvel Studios movie "Avengers: Doomsday". It just says "Avengers:Doomsday" but the text is kinda 3d and it's greenish. It rests in a black void.
March 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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Amazing. I am...
A black&white still image from the 1960 Jean-Luc Godard film "Breathless". The movie's title is overlaid on a picture of a French criminal cradling the face of his American girlfriend, their faces inches apart. They're blocking traffic on a narrow, car-lined Parisian road in a new wave kind of way.
March 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Happy Ash Wednesday, to those who celebrate
A photo of Bruce Campbell, as Ash Williams, in the movie Evil Dead. His lunatic grin fills the frame while streaks of blood, probably not his own, line his cheeks and forehead.
March 6, 2025 at 2:06 AM
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If you see this, post a fictional artist/band that you would love to see live.

♪ Doo-be-de-doo-wop-wop, say what, yeah ♪
January 27, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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A black & white still image from the movie Manchurian Candidate, showing the actor Laurence Harvey in profile, looking to the left of the screen. Behind him stands a woman wearing a costume of the queen of diamonds playing card.
January 21, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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Sunday selfie

(The one where he thinks that might be cheese)
A fluffy sable & white corgi sits on a pale wood floor, his eyes laser-focused just to the left of the camera as he wonders what cheese the photographer's other hand might hold
December 29, 2024 at 11:12 PM
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Lazy Sunday couch potato selfie
A fluffy sable & white corgi reclines in a gray sofa. His snout looms large in the frame, his eyes imploring for help as he sinks between the cushions
December 22, 2024 at 8:59 PM
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Sunday selfie

Judgmental edition.
A fluffy sable & white corgi sits on a pale wood floor. The corgi stares into the viewer’s soul.
December 15, 2024 at 10:17 PM
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Well hi-diddly-ho, neighborino!
A curious brown and tan squirrel peers over a gray, wooden privacy fence. Behind the squirrel is the side of a pale yellow house with a single red-framed window. The squirrel is invading my privacy.
December 7, 2024 at 8:26 PM
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Sunday selfie

Stuck on the ceiling edition
A fluffy sable & white corgi rests mostly belly up on a light tan surface that may or may not be the ceiling. He looks to the right, spying something outside the frame, probably cheese.
December 1, 2024 at 9:37 PM
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Sunday selfie
A fluffy sable & white corgi begs the camera for attention. His tiny teef are visible below his prominent damp nose. The corgi may or may not have ears.
November 24, 2024 at 11:16 PM
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Sunday selfie
A fluffy sable & white corgi sprawls on a soft brown sofa. He sinks into the cushions with paws in the air like he just don’t care.
November 17, 2024 at 5:31 PM
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Sunday selfie.

It’s been a long week.
A fluffy, sable and white corgi rests on a wooden deck, the boards are a weathered gray. The corgi looks at the camera with a disgruntled expression.
November 10, 2024 at 8:53 PM