Mike
totaldad.bsky.social
Mike
@totaldad.bsky.social
Uke playing, leatherworking, xbox gaming, wood whittling, malt whiskey loving, UK based, dad of boys.
What does Dr Who like to eat with his lasagne?

"Dalek Go Balls" ....
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I'll get my coat...
November 15, 2025 at 8:22 AM
The BBC interviewing Farage about the state of the BBC post resignation, and Farage complaining about BBC bias is peak BBC.
November 10, 2025 at 7:26 AM
"So, this is my sandal... You're probably wondering how it got here..."
Medieval sandal, from 14th century, found preserved in vultures nest on a cliff in southern Spain, a rough sandal woven from grasses and twigs

I'm not saying that vultures might also steal single socks from your laundry basket, but y'know...?

www.nationalgeographic.com/animals/arti...
Found: 650-year-old shoe, in vulture nest
Many unexpected human artifacts have been preserved, for centuries, in vulture nests.
www.nationalgeographic.com
October 4, 2025 at 6:27 AM
Reposted by Mike
Okay, who did this?!?🤣🤣🤣😭💀
April 3, 2025 at 11:12 AM
What if... venting on social media achieves nothing but fooling you into thinking you're making a difference. Don't stop with a post, it isn't enough.
March 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
"WHY DOES NOBODY LIKE ME!?"
also
"I WANT YOUR COUNTRY, IT'S MINE!"

Stupid is as Stupid does.
oh he's having a sundowning fuhrerbunker moment right now
March 13, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Reposted by Mike
British cartoonist RE Burke was backpacking through North America. Now she’s locked up in an ICE detention facility. www.comicsbeat.com/cartoonist-r...
Cartoonist R.E. Burke detained by ICE on backpacking trip
British cartoonist R.E. Burke has been detained by ICE for more than a week as an illegal alien, and her father is asking for help.
www.comicsbeat.com
March 10, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Suggestions for modern songs that could sound good on a banjo...?
March 8, 2025 at 10:53 AM
An idea for a film. It'd be like "Big" - but the kid's a bully, makes a wish to switch into someone powerful, with lots of money & connections. Gets his wish, starts doing things a shitty spoilt 8yr old would do, designs a car, plays with Rockets, acts like a Nazi & plays sim city with a country...
March 7, 2025 at 11:02 AM