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Never felt the touch of a lover...never heard the words "you are fine" from a doctor
It's only ok to traffick drugs if you get just absolutely stinking rich doing it
December 2, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Is there just no longer anyone who knows how to do any investigative journalism that doesn't involve a thirty second Twitter search and a bunch of baseless opining??? Losing it over here
December 2, 2025 at 4:38 PM
So half white
December 2, 2025 at 4:36 PM
So curious if they consider me white
December 2, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Disney still got it, apparently
December 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Workshopping some "regardless of the season, die hard is problematic" and "regardless of the season, die hard fkn rules" takes. Hoping to get some pretty prestigious bylines therefrom
December 2, 2025 at 4:31 PM
But at least my country will finally have a ballroom worthy of an airport hotel in a third world country just like I've always dreamed
December 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
It absolutely sucks
December 1, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Absolutely. Nobody is in charge and nobody is saying no, so anyone with a weird pet project is just doing that project. So Marco Rubio is invading Venezuela and Pete Hegseth is kicking women out of the armed forces
December 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Fashion Brand Company usually has at least a couple lizard outfits in stock. They are sized for bearded dragons
December 1, 2025 at 7:29 PM
FKN CONSTANTLY
December 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
AND HOW
December 1, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Ellie your Star Wars discourse is top notch and I want more of it forever
December 1, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Some people have really got it all figured out. A wealthy and high earning spouse really does make "retirement" a lot easier. One of those tips you never hear unless you're, oh, BORN FEMALE IN ANY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD
November 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
It is and weirdly I feel like in the last two weeks suddenly people want to cautiously restart conversations about Star Wars? Something in the air
November 30, 2025 at 9:16 PM
This is why god invented long underwear
November 30, 2025 at 9:13 PM
I've got a real soft spot for the hitch-hiker
November 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Ugh I LOVE so many of these. Fkn the midnight sun
November 30, 2025 at 8:44 PM