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Never felt the touch of a lover...never heard the words "you are fine" from a doctor
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· Aug 25
Me, wondering how I ended up at a place in life where this was a sentence I felt I had to say: "no, I'm SURE Iggy Pop always wears his seatbelt"
My kid just asked in the car "what do you think is the funniest TV show" and when I said I had to think about it she was like "well, it's Mickey mouse. That guy gets into some of the FUNNIEST situations" then started going off about various Mickey shorts she saw last summer
December 2, 2025 at 4:33 PM
My kid just asked in the car "what do you think is the funniest TV show" and when I said I had to think about it she was like "well, it's Mickey mouse. That guy gets into some of the FUNNIEST situations" then started going off about various Mickey shorts she saw last summer
Cutting an eccentric figure at My Gym
December 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Cutting an eccentric figure at My Gym
Saw her twice on that tour. Absolute fkn star
here's to Janelle Monáe at 40. A fave performance: "Dance Apocalyptic" on Letterman, 2013: www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMpu...
Janelle Monae - Dance Apocalyptic on Letterman 9.9.13
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December 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Saw her twice on that tour. Absolute fkn star
Woke up this morning from a dream that I was grinding my teeth so hard they all started falling apart in my mouth
December 1, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Woke up this morning from a dream that I was grinding my teeth so hard they all started falling apart in my mouth
I'm not sure if kpop demon hunters is "frozen for heterosexuals" or "frozen for cis people" but I think it's at least one of these
December 1, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I'm not sure if kpop demon hunters is "frozen for heterosexuals" or "frozen for cis people" but I think it's at least one of these
Porsche also has an entire "experiences" division where you take a vacation to a scenic place and spend it driving fast cars around. I learned this because they drove past me once and I said "wow is the asshole convention in town??" and then googled "lots of Porsches driving together"
The ultra-wealthy will often take whole fleets of cars with them when they travel, loading vehicles, along with motorbikes and other toys, onto chartered cargo aircraft that follow their private jets.
This is how they do it: cnn.it/3X8V14a
This is how they do it: cnn.it/3X8V14a
November 30, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Porsche also has an entire "experiences" division where you take a vacation to a scenic place and spend it driving fast cars around. I learned this because they drove past me once and I said "wow is the asshole convention in town??" and then googled "lots of Porsches driving together"
My kids and sisters were playing charades and my kids acted out "writing an angry letter about a defective product" and my sister nailed it almost immediately. Oh the holidays
November 30, 2025 at 8:56 PM
My kids and sisters were playing charades and my kids acted out "writing an angry letter about a defective product" and my sister nailed it almost immediately. Oh the holidays
My six year old who still believes in Santa is working pretty hard to figure out what's going on in Miracle on 34th St
November 29, 2025 at 3:54 AM
My six year old who still believes in Santa is working pretty hard to figure out what's going on in Miracle on 34th St
Kids playing Untitled Goose Game and laughing riotously. They just broke a lady's broom. Happy Thanksgiving to all
November 27, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Kids playing Untitled Goose Game and laughing riotously. They just broke a lady's broom. Happy Thanksgiving to all
When your kid is singing in the bathroom at a mall and you're like "let's quiet down, people don't need a soundtrack in the bathroom" and some lady says "no keep singing, she's so cute". Like thanks lady but the last thing she needs is an admiring audience for her toilet singing
November 26, 2025 at 11:26 PM
When your kid is singing in the bathroom at a mall and you're like "let's quiet down, people don't need a soundtrack in the bathroom" and some lady says "no keep singing, she's so cute". Like thanks lady but the last thing she needs is an admiring audience for her toilet singing
Kid had dance yrself clean stuck in her head but thought "present company" was "baggage sensory"
November 26, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Kid had dance yrself clean stuck in her head but thought "present company" was "baggage sensory"
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November 26, 2025 at 7:39 PM
a beautiful friend. a wonderful smile. i will protect this perfect tortoise with my life. thank you.
Staying at a resort in Orange County that was designed for the needs of a person who is 7ft tall and weighs 500 lbs. I'm a full grown adult and I'm telling you I can barely reach the handles on the bathroom sink. I could lie down lengthwise in the doorway to my bedroom
November 26, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Staying at a resort in Orange County that was designed for the needs of a person who is 7ft tall and weighs 500 lbs. I'm a full grown adult and I'm telling you I can barely reach the handles on the bathroom sink. I could lie down lengthwise in the doorway to my bedroom
Man it's WILD how hard my brain wants to be addicted to social media. I'm really thankful for Android app time limits because otherwise it's very clear I'd be On Here 8 hours a day
November 25, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Man it's WILD how hard my brain wants to be addicted to social media. I'm really thankful for Android app time limits because otherwise it's very clear I'd be On Here 8 hours a day
Watching wicked: for good has unfortunately turned me wicked and I have stopped fighting the reality that I just do not like anything about the musical except for "defying gravity"
November 25, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Watching wicked: for good has unfortunately turned me wicked and I have stopped fighting the reality that I just do not like anything about the musical except for "defying gravity"
All our Harry and David pears got ripe today. Between five of us we have eaten six enormous pears in the last 24 hours and BOY am I ever pooping
November 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
All our Harry and David pears got ripe today. Between five of us we have eaten six enormous pears in the last 24 hours and BOY am I ever pooping
My kid was just looking over my shoulder at my phone and audibly gasped MOMMY IS THAT DISCORD??? Yeah kid, grownups actually made discord for their own fell purposes
November 25, 2025 at 12:23 AM
My kid was just looking over my shoulder at my phone and audibly gasped MOMMY IS THAT DISCORD??? Yeah kid, grownups actually made discord for their own fell purposes
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not sure how i'm supposed to be taking the Star Wars movie ranking discourse seriously when Wrath of Khan doesn't seem to have made ANY of the major lists
November 24, 2025 at 8:29 PM
not sure how i'm supposed to be taking the Star Wars movie ranking discourse seriously when Wrath of Khan doesn't seem to have made ANY of the major lists
Embrace the moment! What could be better than the future?
November 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Embrace the moment! What could be better than the future?
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I TOLD Y'ALL I didn't want to learn anything else!!! I said I was DONE with information and I MEANT IT!! I don't want to KNOW THINGS any longer! I was VERY CLEAR about this: do not inform me.
November 22, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I TOLD Y'ALL I didn't want to learn anything else!!! I said I was DONE with information and I MEANT IT!! I don't want to KNOW THINGS any longer! I was VERY CLEAR about this: do not inform me.
If you see this, QTP with a gif of your favourite wild animal.
November 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
If you see this, QTP with a gif of your favourite wild animal.
Woke up early this morning with bad farts that smell of vegan pepperoni. Dang
Currently defrosting a vegan hot pocket and it actually smells incredible
November 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Woke up early this morning with bad farts that smell of vegan pepperoni. Dang
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I had to see if it had been done and of course it had
November 22, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I had to see if it had been done and of course it had
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Excited for it just to mean Magic the Gathering again. A return to basics
November 22, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Excited for it just to mean Magic the Gathering again. A return to basics