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Torpo
@torpidtypist.bsky.social
Shitposter and slime extraordinaire. Pitiful creature born from a sea of salt. Also streams from time to time I guess.

Streams: twitch.tv/torpidtypist
Wendy's. Luckily they never salt their fries for shit so it wasn't that noticeable.
December 6, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I'm always thrown by people trying to use this system built for one very specific purpose (high fantasy combat/roleplay) and just apply it to completely other shit when there's a million other systems out there that could just as easily fit it if not better.
December 5, 2025 at 9:22 AM
I'd also argue bad media can have interesting ideas. Just because the work itself is poor doesn't mean there's no aspect of it worth observing or thinking about. Sometimes there's good ideas or concepts mired on dogshit execution. Sometimes the piece of media is just bad in a way that is interesting
December 5, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Very proud of this bit of instant karma: www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist...
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December 4, 2025 at 7:43 AM
Thanks!
December 3, 2025 at 10:22 PM
And here's the edit for freaks:
November 30, 2025 at 7:47 AM
I also have some other edits that I couldn't or didn't post:
November 30, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Its also like the only game that really cares about enemies being armored lending to it being basically the only one with blunt weapon supremacy. Caestus my beloved.
November 29, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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The second half (two thirds, almost) of Cultic dropped just a couple months ago and is one of the best low-fi shooters ever made. I wouldn't even call it retro, just intentionally scuffed up. Pre-distressed shootery.
CULTIC on Steam
Death is only the beginning. Crawl from your grave and gear up to fight your way through the ranks of a mysterious and twisted cult. You, your guns, and your dynamite will have to shoot, slide, blast,...
store.steampowered.com
November 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I love the games mechanically and it annoys me so much seeing folks toss most of it away all for the sake of their git gud shit. Like these tools exist to be used, and these games have so much variety for a reason. Fuck that shit about the right way to do things.
November 28, 2025 at 1:29 AM
You'll get used to it. I've scared my cats awake so many fucking times from sneezing. Honestly at this point the blame is on them...
November 27, 2025 at 6:43 AM
He died a champion.
November 27, 2025 at 6:28 AM
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Though seriously, watch Gnosia. Its kinda incredible how well made this show is for what is basically a game of Werewolf.
November 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM