Torpo
@torpidtypist.bsky.social
Shitposter and slime extraordinaire. Pitiful creature born from a sea of salt. Also streams from time to time I guess.
Streams: twitch.tv/torpidtypist
Streams: twitch.tv/torpidtypist
So I just got some fast food and somehow they put sugar on my fries instead of salt, and it was a baffling taste sensation.
December 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
So I just got some fast food and somehow they put sugar on my fries instead of salt, and it was a baffling taste sensation.
It's time to get back to the lodge and causing problems for fun and profit in Harvester with @enbyeon.moe !
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
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December 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
It's time to get back to the lodge and causing problems for fun and profit in Harvester with @enbyeon.moe !
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
It's my birthday so I feel like playing a dumb party game! Let's play some R.E.P.O.!
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
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December 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
It's my birthday so I feel like playing a dumb party game! Let's play some R.E.P.O.!
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
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December 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
So a friend ran a sorta white elephant gift exchange this past Sunday and I decided it's time for me to play the game I pulled, which is the PS2 game Chain Dive!
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
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December 2, 2025 at 9:09 PM
So a friend ran a sorta white elephant gift exchange this past Sunday and I decided it's time for me to play the game I pulled, which is the PS2 game Chain Dive!
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
So I was tragically struck by inspiration.
youtube.com/shorts/KfKAy...
youtube.com/shorts/KfKAy...
Sausage Roll of Order
YouTube video by TorpidTypist
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November 30, 2025 at 7:45 AM
So I was tragically struck by inspiration.
youtube.com/shorts/KfKAy...
youtube.com/shorts/KfKAy...
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Howdy y'all, welcoming you all to come and hang out Nov. 30th at 4PM EST; and celebrate the end of the year with me and the Critter Time team. We'll be doing a white elephant gift exchange and hanging out for the holiday. Hope to see you there too <3 🧵
www.twitch.tv/necrotext
www.twitch.tv/necrotext
November 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Howdy y'all, welcoming you all to come and hang out Nov. 30th at 4PM EST; and celebrate the end of the year with me and the Critter Time team. We'll be doing a white elephant gift exchange and hanging out for the holiday. Hope to see you there too <3 🧵
www.twitch.tv/necrotext
www.twitch.tv/necrotext
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The second half (two thirds, almost) of Cultic dropped just a couple months ago and is one of the best low-fi shooters ever made. I wouldn't even call it retro, just intentionally scuffed up. Pre-distressed shootery.
CULTIC on Steam
Death is only the beginning. Crawl from your grave and gear up to fight your way through the ranks of a mysterious and twisted cult. You, your guns, and your dynamite will have to shoot, slide, blast,...
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November 28, 2025 at 4:57 PM
The second half (two thirds, almost) of Cultic dropped just a couple months ago and is one of the best low-fi shooters ever made. I wouldn't even call it retro, just intentionally scuffed up. Pre-distressed shootery.
Blessed be to ancient fansites with kinda terrible interviews my beloved. Thank you anyone who decides to keep them running 20 or more years later. You all are beautiful.
Like look at this beautiful line:
Like look at this beautiful line:
November 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Blessed be to ancient fansites with kinda terrible interviews my beloved. Thank you anyone who decides to keep them running 20 or more years later. You all are beautiful.
Like look at this beautiful line:
Like look at this beautiful line:
Oopsies I definitely didn't lost track of time at all. Time to get back to the joys of over symbolism because subtext is for cowards with SILENT HILL ƒ!
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
November 25, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Oopsies I definitely didn't lost track of time at all. Time to get back to the joys of over symbolism because subtext is for cowards with SILENT HILL ƒ!
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
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Though seriously, watch Gnosia. Its kinda incredible how well made this show is for what is basically a game of Werewolf.
November 24, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Though seriously, watch Gnosia. Its kinda incredible how well made this show is for what is basically a game of Werewolf.
It's been a hot minute since I last streamed but I figured why not just get back at it today with our return to INFRA!
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
November 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
It's been a hot minute since I last streamed but I figured why not just get back at it today with our return to INFRA!
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
www.twitch.tv/torpidtypist/
I will never understand people on the internet and their complete inability to just enjoy shit. You'd think it's the hardest shit in the world.
November 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I will never understand people on the internet and their complete inability to just enjoy shit. You'd think it's the hardest shit in the world.
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"I can't poop right now" - @highwang.bsky.social 2025
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
"I can't poop right now" - @highwang.bsky.social 2025
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I really do unironically feel like this all the time
November 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I really do unironically feel like this all the time
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Rebecca was one of the founders of Interplay and programmed & designed for some of the most influential games of my youth, notably Bard's Tale I & III and Wasteland. She will be missed.
November 17, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Rebecca was one of the founders of Interplay and programmed & designed for some of the most influential games of my youth, notably Bard's Tale I & III and Wasteland. She will be missed.
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Bad art is still art. But not all games are art. Some are just cynical Product.
Fewer than you'd think.
Fewer than you'd think.
November 17, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Bad art is still art. But not all games are art. Some are just cynical Product.
Fewer than you'd think.
Fewer than you'd think.
So we decided to check out the dub of Gnosia for shits and giggles and the revelation that you're supposed to pronounce the G did profound damage to basically everyone in the call. It was magical.
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November 17, 2025 at 2:50 AM
So we decided to check out the dub of Gnosia for shits and giggles and the revelation that you're supposed to pronounce the G did profound damage to basically everyone in the call. It was magical.
So gonna take a few days off from streaming. I'm sorry I haven't done much lately but it's been one thing after another. This week been dealing with some personal stuff that's left me drained and on edge and I don't wanna bring that into the streams. So sorry about the delays but it is what is is.
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November 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
So gonna take a few days off from streaming. I'm sorry I haven't done much lately but it's been one thing after another. This week been dealing with some personal stuff that's left me drained and on edge and I don't wanna bring that into the streams. So sorry about the delays but it is what is is.
Love to take my meds and somehow get very little sleep and wake up to my legs feeling like they're fucking vibrating.
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November 7, 2025 at 11:14 AM
Love to take my meds and somehow get very little sleep and wake up to my legs feeling like they're fucking vibrating.
Just had the joy fixing a bunch of playlists because apparently a year ago Youtube changed how it sorted playlists by default to quite literally the reverse of how it used to so a bunch of my playlists were sorted completely wrong.
November 7, 2025 at 3:18 AM
Just had the joy fixing a bunch of playlists because apparently a year ago Youtube changed how it sorted playlists by default to quite literally the reverse of how it used to so a bunch of my playlists were sorted completely wrong.
"Rude" is the dumbest, pettiest tag on this site and I will die on this hill.
November 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
"Rude" is the dumbest, pettiest tag on this site and I will die on this hill.
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November 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM