✨Tori
@toricantstfu.bsky.social
Recovering Twitter addict. Still saying all the things on here that would make my Christian family members pray for me.
Well, this explains why I said “ooooh I smell wealthy!”
March 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Well, this explains why I said “ooooh I smell wealthy!”
This is 32, baybeeeeee
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
March 12, 2025 at 1:48 PM
This is 32, baybeeeeee
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
Proof of life, wellness, and confirmation that I’m Chinese
February 24, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Proof of life, wellness, and confirmation that I’m Chinese
I tried to clean and deodorize because I got a wild hair in my ass that told me it was a good idea.
That wild hair can go fuck itself 🙃 I dropped a 4lb box of baking soda while trying to spot clean.
Let this serve as a reminder to not be too ambitious.
Sincerely,
The Tony Montana of Housewives
That wild hair can go fuck itself 🙃 I dropped a 4lb box of baking soda while trying to spot clean.
Let this serve as a reminder to not be too ambitious.
Sincerely,
The Tony Montana of Housewives
February 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I tried to clean and deodorize because I got a wild hair in my ass that told me it was a good idea.
That wild hair can go fuck itself 🙃 I dropped a 4lb box of baking soda while trying to spot clean.
Let this serve as a reminder to not be too ambitious.
Sincerely,
The Tony Montana of Housewives
That wild hair can go fuck itself 🙃 I dropped a 4lb box of baking soda while trying to spot clean.
Let this serve as a reminder to not be too ambitious.
Sincerely,
The Tony Montana of Housewives
I just woke up from a nap that took me hostage almost 5 hours ago
February 1, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I just woke up from a nap that took me hostage almost 5 hours ago
I just wanted y’all to see that this girl… my 10 year old daughter… stole my boots and begged to wear them to the gas station last night after it snowed 😂 and she was FEEEELING HERSELF
January 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I just wanted y’all to see that this girl… my 10 year old daughter… stole my boots and begged to wear them to the gas station last night after it snowed 😂 and she was FEEEELING HERSELF
The goal for 2025 is to be lower maintenance and not focus on vanity so much.
You’ll have to pry my brows from my cold dead hands, but I can go without daily winged liner and mascara (maybe).
You’ll have to pry my brows from my cold dead hands, but I can go without daily winged liner and mascara (maybe).
January 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The goal for 2025 is to be lower maintenance and not focus on vanity so much.
You’ll have to pry my brows from my cold dead hands, but I can go without daily winged liner and mascara (maybe).
You’ll have to pry my brows from my cold dead hands, but I can go without daily winged liner and mascara (maybe).
Snowing until noon, then freezing rain the rest of the day….. we finna have ice, ice baby.
January 5, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Snowing until noon, then freezing rain the rest of the day….. we finna have ice, ice baby.
The kids haven’t woken up yet, so while we enjoy our coffee and watch Sorcerer’s Stone, Merry Christmas from me and mine to you and yours ❤️
December 25, 2024 at 1:58 PM
The kids haven’t woken up yet, so while we enjoy our coffee and watch Sorcerer’s Stone, Merry Christmas from me and mine to you and yours ❤️
For my vape friends:
Raz just dropped their holiday flavor of Peppermint Candy Cane and it comes with socks??? I was so excited, I stopped mid-inventory to buy one and find out. Did not disappoint.
Raz just dropped their holiday flavor of Peppermint Candy Cane and it comes with socks??? I was so excited, I stopped mid-inventory to buy one and find out. Did not disappoint.
December 9, 2024 at 6:54 PM
For my vape friends:
Raz just dropped their holiday flavor of Peppermint Candy Cane and it comes with socks??? I was so excited, I stopped mid-inventory to buy one and find out. Did not disappoint.
Raz just dropped their holiday flavor of Peppermint Candy Cane and it comes with socks??? I was so excited, I stopped mid-inventory to buy one and find out. Did not disappoint.
The stockings were hung by the weed jars with care…
December 9, 2024 at 4:51 PM
The stockings were hung by the weed jars with care…
The picture on the left was from 2020, a few months post separation from my ex-husband. The one on the left is from 2023 in the same skirt.
Peace and happiness brings you curves and a better jawline.
Peace and happiness brings you curves and a better jawline.
December 8, 2024 at 3:49 PM
The picture on the left was from 2020, a few months post separation from my ex-husband. The one on the left is from 2023 in the same skirt.
Peace and happiness brings you curves and a better jawline.
Peace and happiness brings you curves and a better jawline.
I think I’ve met my match, y’all
December 7, 2024 at 1:10 AM
I think I’ve met my match, y’all
These made me laugh on IG so I had to share.
December 5, 2024 at 8:21 PM
These made me laugh on IG so I had to share.
The idea of dressing like a banker again has me like
December 5, 2024 at 2:53 PM
The idea of dressing like a banker again has me like
Definitely… I feel like Michael Jackson in this photo
December 5, 2024 at 4:54 AM
Definitely… I feel like Michael Jackson in this photo
Yes. And I could’ve looked worse.
December 5, 2024 at 4:46 AM
Yes. And I could’ve looked worse.
Welp it’s officially winter
November 30, 2024 at 1:51 PM
Welp it’s officially winter