✨Tori
@toricantstfu.bsky.social
Recovering Twitter addict. Still saying all the things on here that would make my Christian family members pray for me.
Okay- I need to hear from outside opinions.
There’s a girl who works with my man (this isn’t a jealousy post I swear). She is super happy, energetic, & well-liked. But when she’s around me, my aura feels disrupted.
My chest feels tight, I don’t feel good around her, almost anxious or cautious.
There’s a girl who works with my man (this isn’t a jealousy post I swear). She is super happy, energetic, & well-liked. But when she’s around me, my aura feels disrupted.
My chest feels tight, I don’t feel good around her, almost anxious or cautious.
April 7, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Okay- I need to hear from outside opinions.
There’s a girl who works with my man (this isn’t a jealousy post I swear). She is super happy, energetic, & well-liked. But when she’s around me, my aura feels disrupted.
My chest feels tight, I don’t feel good around her, almost anxious or cautious.
There’s a girl who works with my man (this isn’t a jealousy post I swear). She is super happy, energetic, & well-liked. But when she’s around me, my aura feels disrupted.
My chest feels tight, I don’t feel good around her, almost anxious or cautious.
My boss went to Saudi Arabia for Ramadan and Holli and brought me back chocolates, beads to hang from my rearview mirror, and the best smelling damn perfume I’ve ever had. Forever grateful I left the hell that was corporate banking.
March 29, 2025 at 7:11 PM
My boss went to Saudi Arabia for Ramadan and Holli and brought me back chocolates, beads to hang from my rearview mirror, and the best smelling damn perfume I’ve ever had. Forever grateful I left the hell that was corporate banking.
My kids wanted to watch Cheaper by the Dozen and when I tell you the idea of 12 kids gives me the WORST anxiety 😭
Hell to the absolute NAHHHH
Hell to the absolute NAHHHH
March 23, 2025 at 11:32 PM
My kids wanted to watch Cheaper by the Dozen and when I tell you the idea of 12 kids gives me the WORST anxiety 😭
Hell to the absolute NAHHHH
Hell to the absolute NAHHHH
Having a good ass hair day but a bad face day is <<<<<<<
March 15, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Having a good ass hair day but a bad face day is <<<<<<<
What did I get for my birthday?
I’m so glad you asked.
Sick. I got sick.
Woke up from a nap feeling like I was drowning, spiked to a 101° fever, chills, body aches…
And today?
I’m working a double.
I’m so glad you asked.
Sick. I got sick.
Woke up from a nap feeling like I was drowning, spiked to a 101° fever, chills, body aches…
And today?
I’m working a double.
March 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM
What did I get for my birthday?
I’m so glad you asked.
Sick. I got sick.
Woke up from a nap feeling like I was drowning, spiked to a 101° fever, chills, body aches…
And today?
I’m working a double.
I’m so glad you asked.
Sick. I got sick.
Woke up from a nap feeling like I was drowning, spiked to a 101° fever, chills, body aches…
And today?
I’m working a double.
This is 32, baybeeeeee
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
March 12, 2025 at 1:48 PM
This is 32, baybeeeeee
Happy birthday to me
Happy birthday to me
Fellas:
When you say “sit on my face,” do you mean HOVER (like supporting ourselves on our knees/feet) or SIT (like almost full weight)?
When you say “sit on my face,” do you mean HOVER (like supporting ourselves on our knees/feet) or SIT (like almost full weight)?
March 11, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Fellas:
When you say “sit on my face,” do you mean HOVER (like supporting ourselves on our knees/feet) or SIT (like almost full weight)?
When you say “sit on my face,” do you mean HOVER (like supporting ourselves on our knees/feet) or SIT (like almost full weight)?
It’s been so fucking grey in Nashville for six months, I feel like I popped a molly when the sun hits my face.
March 10, 2025 at 11:17 PM
It’s been so fucking grey in Nashville for six months, I feel like I popped a molly when the sun hits my face.
I’ll be 32 on Wednesday and while that’s an unremarkable age- I’m learning that having friends is so important and I wish all of my best ones didn’t live so far.
March 9, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I’ll be 32 on Wednesday and while that’s an unremarkable age- I’m learning that having friends is so important and I wish all of my best ones didn’t live so far.
This man is eating beef jerky and strawberry milk. CRIMINAL.
March 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
This man is eating beef jerky and strawberry milk. CRIMINAL.
Proof of life, wellness, and confirmation that I’m Chinese
February 24, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Proof of life, wellness, and confirmation that I’m Chinese
I tried to clean and deodorize because I got a wild hair in my ass that told me it was a good idea.
That wild hair can go fuck itself 🙃 I dropped a 4lb box of baking soda while trying to spot clean.
Let this serve as a reminder to not be too ambitious.
Sincerely,
The Tony Montana of Housewives
That wild hair can go fuck itself 🙃 I dropped a 4lb box of baking soda while trying to spot clean.
Let this serve as a reminder to not be too ambitious.
Sincerely,
The Tony Montana of Housewives
February 7, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I tried to clean and deodorize because I got a wild hair in my ass that told me it was a good idea.
That wild hair can go fuck itself 🙃 I dropped a 4lb box of baking soda while trying to spot clean.
Let this serve as a reminder to not be too ambitious.
Sincerely,
The Tony Montana of Housewives
That wild hair can go fuck itself 🙃 I dropped a 4lb box of baking soda while trying to spot clean.
Let this serve as a reminder to not be too ambitious.
Sincerely,
The Tony Montana of Housewives
I just woke up from a nap that took me hostage almost 5 hours ago
February 1, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I just woke up from a nap that took me hostage almost 5 hours ago
If you haven’t watched Presumed Innocent on Apple TV, please do so for all my murder-mystery/crime doc lovers.
I was on the edge of my seat for all 8 episodes and I STILL never saw the ending being what it was.
What a fucking RIDE bro.
I was on the edge of my seat for all 8 episodes and I STILL never saw the ending being what it was.
What a fucking RIDE bro.
January 29, 2025 at 3:38 AM
If you haven’t watched Presumed Innocent on Apple TV, please do so for all my murder-mystery/crime doc lovers.
I was on the edge of my seat for all 8 episodes and I STILL never saw the ending being what it was.
What a fucking RIDE bro.
I was on the edge of my seat for all 8 episodes and I STILL never saw the ending being what it was.
What a fucking RIDE bro.
I don’t know who needs this reminder, but here it is:
Remember that even on your worstttt day, these bitches COULD NEVER.
And that’s all, that’s it.
I hope everyone has a beautiful Monday 🫶🏻
Remember that even on your worstttt day, these bitches COULD NEVER.
And that’s all, that’s it.
I hope everyone has a beautiful Monday 🫶🏻
January 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I don’t know who needs this reminder, but here it is:
Remember that even on your worstttt day, these bitches COULD NEVER.
And that’s all, that’s it.
I hope everyone has a beautiful Monday 🫶🏻
Remember that even on your worstttt day, these bitches COULD NEVER.
And that’s all, that’s it.
I hope everyone has a beautiful Monday 🫶🏻
I just wanted y’all to see that this girl… my 10 year old daughter… stole my boots and begged to wear them to the gas station last night after it snowed 😂 and she was FEEEELING HERSELF
January 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I just wanted y’all to see that this girl… my 10 year old daughter… stole my boots and begged to wear them to the gas station last night after it snowed 😂 and she was FEEEELING HERSELF
LMAO my boobs aren’t as big as hers and she’s way cuter than me but personality wise? Yes, we are the same person
@toricantstfu.bsky.social waiting for you to admit you’re the dancing pancake woman in IHOP from the video from 2-3 years ago.
We know it’s you.
We know it’s you.
January 11, 2025 at 6:22 PM
LMAO my boobs aren’t as big as hers and she’s way cuter than me but personality wise? Yes, we are the same person
I’ve been using Kroger brand Butt Paste (diaper rash ointment) on my face and lips- it has Vitamin A&D, petroleum jelly, and Lanolin in it and my skin is thriving and safe from the cold weather.
I usually put Vaseline down as a base during the winter but it’s thiqqq so this is much nicer.
I usually put Vaseline down as a base during the winter but it’s thiqqq so this is much nicer.
January 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I’ve been using Kroger brand Butt Paste (diaper rash ointment) on my face and lips- it has Vitamin A&D, petroleum jelly, and Lanolin in it and my skin is thriving and safe from the cold weather.
I usually put Vaseline down as a base during the winter but it’s thiqqq so this is much nicer.
I usually put Vaseline down as a base during the winter but it’s thiqqq so this is much nicer.
PMS is the woooorst.
All I want to do is cry, eat, yell into the void, eat again, be naked and free, snuggle up in the featheriest down blankets and pillows, smoke a lil weed, eat again, cry, watch feel good movies that I’ve already seen, and take a nap.
Instead I have to work.
All I want to do is cry, eat, yell into the void, eat again, be naked and free, snuggle up in the featheriest down blankets and pillows, smoke a lil weed, eat again, cry, watch feel good movies that I’ve already seen, and take a nap.
Instead I have to work.
January 9, 2025 at 4:16 PM
PMS is the woooorst.
All I want to do is cry, eat, yell into the void, eat again, be naked and free, snuggle up in the featheriest down blankets and pillows, smoke a lil weed, eat again, cry, watch feel good movies that I’ve already seen, and take a nap.
Instead I have to work.
All I want to do is cry, eat, yell into the void, eat again, be naked and free, snuggle up in the featheriest down blankets and pillows, smoke a lil weed, eat again, cry, watch feel good movies that I’ve already seen, and take a nap.
Instead I have to work.
I watched Secret in Their Eyes with Julia Roberts the other night and when I tell you that woman deserves ALL HER FLOWERS-
Thread has spoilers so… don’t read it if you wanna watch.
Thread has spoilers so… don’t read it if you wanna watch.
January 8, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I watched Secret in Their Eyes with Julia Roberts the other night and when I tell you that woman deserves ALL HER FLOWERS-
Thread has spoilers so… don’t read it if you wanna watch.
Thread has spoilers so… don’t read it if you wanna watch.
The goal for 2025 is to be lower maintenance and not focus on vanity so much.
You’ll have to pry my brows from my cold dead hands, but I can go without daily winged liner and mascara (maybe).
You’ll have to pry my brows from my cold dead hands, but I can go without daily winged liner and mascara (maybe).
January 6, 2025 at 4:35 PM
The goal for 2025 is to be lower maintenance and not focus on vanity so much.
You’ll have to pry my brows from my cold dead hands, but I can go without daily winged liner and mascara (maybe).
You’ll have to pry my brows from my cold dead hands, but I can go without daily winged liner and mascara (maybe).
Snowing until noon, then freezing rain the rest of the day….. we finna have ice, ice baby.
January 5, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Snowing until noon, then freezing rain the rest of the day….. we finna have ice, ice baby.
I deep cleaned my room and reorganized it. I feel so accomplished.
All with the help of this 90s playlist playing via Alexa… I have been absolutely VIBING all night.
All with the help of this 90s playlist playing via Alexa… I have been absolutely VIBING all night.
January 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I deep cleaned my room and reorganized it. I feel so accomplished.
All with the help of this 90s playlist playing via Alexa… I have been absolutely VIBING all night.
All with the help of this 90s playlist playing via Alexa… I have been absolutely VIBING all night.