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La Femme Fatali
@toomanycommas.bsky.social
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I'm a niche genre.

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Oh no oh fuck
Foil cap from my milk tea; according to Google translate it says "Lan Fong Yuen/ in Hong Kong was founded in 1852/this product contains tea leaves and is/not recommended for nighttime consumption by those prone to insomnia."
November 17, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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Too old and too fat to interest men anymore and it's hilarious because these titties are still absolutely SERVING and y'all are missing out.
Cropped selfie of a middle aged woman's torso in a white tank top with just fantastic cleavage.
November 16, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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"but don't you miss intimacy?"

No.
A picture of my dog sleeping in my bed. She's only 35 pounds and I've gotten so used to snuggling with her that I feel like snuggling a man would feel wrong now, like he would feel too large in my bed. She's a black and white mutt and in the pic she's on her side, halfway lying on a pillow. And she's adorable.
November 16, 2025 at 4:44 AM
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Visited one of my happy places today. I love a scavenger hunt, esp when it results in finding out what my free sample is.
Sample of Hanyul Yuja Vit C brightening toner pad, but it's all in Korean so I had to use Google lens to figure all that out.
November 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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Texans are wrong about many things, but the thing y'all are most wrong about* is beans in chili.
Bowl of chili, focus on the beans. This is a 4 bean beef chili with pumpkin, lots of cumin, smoked paprika, ancho chili power, garlic, onion, celery, and these unidentified peppers from my friend's garden. A couple of serranos and several of these that look like habaneros but are actually mild like banana or bell peppers. Shredded cheddar, homemade sour cream (lemon juice, black pepper, and garlic salt mixed into Greek yogurt), green onions from my herb garden, and saltines finish it off.
November 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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I made a meme from this bc it was too funny not to.
From Reddit on a thread about Halloween: my neighbor threw this away with no warning whatsoever. Now I have to change my pants. Pictured is an open outdoor trashcan and on top of some bags of trash, is a Halloween decoration that looks like a small redheaded child hunched over, as if it were a dead body.
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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I would be kicked out immediately.
Haven't really ever made a real omelet, this is a pic of my second attempt today (no waste, the teen got the inferior one) and it's fairly mediocre. Ham and cheese inside, chives (that I grew) and a little hot sauce on the outside. I can't figure out how to trifold at the right time so the inside cooks through but the outside doesn't get too brown.
November 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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Hahahahahaha

(In all seriousness, glad they ask, the laughter is only at my response.)
Medical questionnaire at my annual physical, asking questions about my home life that could indicate abuse. At the top I wrote "N/A, happily partner-free" with a smiley face.
November 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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@aslightshimmy.bsky.social
Aslightshimmy is beautiful, sexy, funny, charming, and feisty.
October 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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@ianfortey.bsky.social
In my dream world, @ianfortey would be in charge of everything.
October 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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@celestephase.bsky.social

I would be mad but they're right.
I would like it to be known that @celestephase is literally the best. If we ranked everyone that there is, she'd be number one.
October 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Nova Scotia 😏
Which place would you rather visit, Miami or Bermuda?
October 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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@stephknee.bsky.social
Someone whose posts always make me smile of @stephknee. She has a mix of smart and snark that I find makes my day a tiny bit better, and I appreciate it so much.
October 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
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@bigbadnailbiter.bsky.social
@bigbadnailbiter is a funny hot guy 😘
October 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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This one is tough. Compliments are never expected so it's hard to answer but I will say that the ones that make me feel best are [redacted, read alt text you lazy bitches]
What's something you wish more people would compliment you for? My favorite have been that I'm fair, that I listen and give good advice without judgment, that I'm a good mom, that I'm easy to open up to, and that I'm the best kisser they've ever kissed. Not all from the same person. Also I always think that when people call me funny I wish they thought I was attractive instead, but when people imply they think I'm attractive I always want to be like OH SO YOU DON'T THINK I'M FUNNY?!!
October 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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I already know I want the rainbow ones, and I've gotten approval from the teen that the trail shoes aren't lame, but I will want other opinions. So do they look like lame dad NBs or like ironic retro cool dad NBs?
New Balance Fuel cell Propel in a mostly white color way with bright blue/pink/yellow accents on a stripe near the sole and in the rivets at the laces. New Balance Tektrel trail shoes in a white/gray/burgundy/navy color way.
October 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Whoever ordered the catering for this event nailed it.
South American "bowl" with rice, black beans, chicken, pico de gallo, corn, avocado ranch slaw, plantains, caramelized onions, guasaca, and cilantro sauce, garlic sauce, and spicy sauce.
October 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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So tasty but also weird, like eating a potato chip that tastes like fried chicken skin.
Wilde protein chips with Himalayan sea salt, made from chicken breast, egg white, tapioca starch, and other junk.
October 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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10: mmm

16: this is disgusting
Rice bowl with coconut shrimp and green beans. Made a nice garlic-coconut oil, also cooked shallots with the green beans. Mine is topped with the appropriate amount of chili crunch (too much).
October 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
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Hamas may treat their prisoners better than ICE treats immigrants tbh
Famous pic of Maryland ICE detention where prisoners are made to walk hunched over with masked guards controlling them as other guards in weapons and riot gear look on.
October 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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"your papers, please"
German Ordnungspolizei officers examining a man's papers in Nazi-occupied Poland, 1941
October 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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If you haven't watched Wayward yet, you should. Mae Martin, Toni Collette and the teen actors are fantastic. It's slightly genre defying: it's a mystery/thriller/drama with levity.

Really love what Mae has to say about raising teens (as both parents AND a community).
Excerpt from an interview with Mae Martin, the creator, director, and lead actor in Wayward on Netflix: With Wayward, Martin is hopeful that audiences will reflect on their own adolescence. “I’d like people to think about their own teens. We should absolutely be listening to young people more. I don’t think we’ve ever really known what to do with teenagers. We sexualize them, we market to them, we deride them, we treat them like children, but we expect them to be adults.We so desperately need that next generation to save the planet that it’d be good to empower them a little bit.”
October 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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When you get home from the grocery store and need to have dinner ready in 30 minutes.
Quick ramen made without the packet, using beef broth, green onions, frozen peas, sesame salt, snow peas, jammy eggs, fried onions, sesame seeds, togaroshi, lime wedge. I highly recommend a "ramen buffet" where you have various things to pour the soup on. I have mushrooms, mung bean sprouts, and broccoli slaw under mine. My boys opted for more plain.
October 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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HELL YEAH MADDIE
Fangirling over someone from my comedy market making it to SNL and getting a writer credit. Maddie was just phasing out of Raleigh and hitting NY/Chicago when I started doing stand-up. She's BRILLIANT.
October 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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October 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM