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La Femme Fatali
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Oh no oh fuck
November 17, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Too old and too fat to interest men anymore and it's hilarious because these titties are still absolutely SERVING and y'all are missing out.
November 16, 2025 at 4:57 AM
"but don't you miss intimacy?"

No.
November 16, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Visited one of my happy places today. I love a scavenger hunt, esp when it results in finding out what my free sample is.
November 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Texans are wrong about many things, but the thing y'all are most wrong about* is beans in chili.
November 11, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I made a meme from this bc it was too funny not to.
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I would be kicked out immediately.
November 8, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Hahahahahaha

(In all seriousness, glad they ask, the laughter is only at my response.)
November 6, 2025 at 6:36 PM
October 27, 2025 at 9:54 PM
October 27, 2025 at 9:16 PM
@celestephase.bsky.social

I would be mad but they're right.
October 27, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Nova Scotia 😏
October 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
October 27, 2025 at 7:32 PM
October 27, 2025 at 7:31 PM
This one is tough. Compliments are never expected so it's hard to answer but I will say that the ones that make me feel best are [redacted, read alt text you lazy bitches]
October 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I already know I want the rainbow ones, and I've gotten approval from the teen that the trail shoes aren't lame, but I will want other opinions. So do they look like lame dad NBs or like ironic retro cool dad NBs?
October 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Whoever ordered the catering for this event nailed it.
October 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
So tasty but also weird, like eating a potato chip that tastes like fried chicken skin.
October 16, 2025 at 2:34 AM
10: mmm

16: this is disgusting
October 13, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Hamas may treat their prisoners better than ICE treats immigrants tbh
October 13, 2025 at 6:31 PM
"your papers, please"
October 13, 2025 at 6:23 PM
If you haven't watched Wayward yet, you should. Mae Martin, Toni Collette and the teen actors are fantastic. It's slightly genre defying: it's a mystery/thriller/drama with levity.

Really love what Mae has to say about raising teens (as both parents AND a community).
October 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
When you get home from the grocery store and need to have dinner ready in 30 minutes.
October 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM
HELL YEAH MADDIE
October 6, 2025 at 12:49 AM
October 6, 2025 at 12:26 AM