Too Lazy to Fail
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Kindness is part of my religion, and you can feel free to hold me accountable when I fall short. Weirdest career arc of anyone you know. Currently clean on OPSEC.
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If we got an eighth nation to contribute to this army, I bet it could hold him back
November 28, 2025 at 2:11 AM
If we got an eighth nation to contribute to this army, I bet it could hold him back
I know this is a sample size of one but I suspect that people who do a lot of project management are probably great at preparing large meals.
November 28, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I know this is a sample size of one but I suspect that people who do a lot of project management are probably great at preparing large meals.
And meanwhile back at the Candlerock Lounge
It is past 11:30 and your friends are getting down
They're applying purple eyeshadow, drinking warm beer
They're wondering where you went to when you told them you'd be here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCOV...
It is past 11:30 and your friends are getting down
They're applying purple eyeshadow, drinking warm beer
They're wondering where you went to when you told them you'd be here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCOV...
CAKE - Mustache Man (Wasted)
YouTube video by thebandcake
www.youtube.com
November 25, 2025 at 3:32 PM
And meanwhile back at the Candlerock Lounge
It is past 11:30 and your friends are getting down
They're applying purple eyeshadow, drinking warm beer
They're wondering where you went to when you told them you'd be here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCOV...
It is past 11:30 and your friends are getting down
They're applying purple eyeshadow, drinking warm beer
They're wondering where you went to when you told them you'd be here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCOV...
Remember how Ivan Throne got dunked on so hard over there that he self-deplatformed?
I think about that a lot.
I think about that a lot.
November 25, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Remember how Ivan Throne got dunked on so hard over there that he self-deplatformed?
I think about that a lot.
I think about that a lot.
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First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
November 25, 2025 at 1:55 PM
First Secretary of Defense you could defeat by painting a tunnel on the side of a boulder.
Picking up a mid-life whole-body mystery environmental allergy has done wonders for my SSRI dose compliance, since getting itchy all over mid-morning is an excellent reminder to take one's pills.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Picking up a mid-life whole-body mystery environmental allergy has done wonders for my SSRI dose compliance, since getting itchy all over mid-morning is an excellent reminder to take one's pills.
This is the sort of thing that will eventually drive me to buy a 1989 Datsun pickup and just wrench on it for the rest of my life. www.stuff.co.nz/business/360...
EV drivers to be bombarded with in-car adverts
Advertisers once had to rely on catchy radio jingles or splashy billboards to grab the attention of drivers for a few seconds while they were on the road.
www.stuff.co.nz
November 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
This is the sort of thing that will eventually drive me to buy a 1989 Datsun pickup and just wrench on it for the rest of my life. www.stuff.co.nz/business/360...
There's only one way to settle this justly: Cage match between Trump and Kelly.
November 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
There's only one way to settle this justly: Cage match between Trump and Kelly.
What I want most for MTG is for her to be swept into the sky like Elijah, never to return. But if I can't have that, maybe she could at least read the names on the floor of the House.
November 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
What I want most for MTG is for her to be swept into the sky like Elijah, never to return. But if I can't have that, maybe she could at least read the names on the floor of the House.
Accidentally saw some of the RFK Jr.'s sexting.
a woman in a fur coat is standing in front of a brick building and saying `` my eyes ! my eyes ! ''
ALT: a woman in a fur coat is standing in front of a brick building and saying `` my eyes ! my eyes ! ''
media.tenor.com
November 22, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Accidentally saw some of the RFK Jr.'s sexting.
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i think it's rly cool how you if u say "zelda is the boy in the game" it will always summon someone to correct you. and year after year it never changes. a beautiful constant in this universe. and zelda literally is the boy too
November 22, 2025 at 3:41 AM
i think it's rly cool how you if u say "zelda is the boy in the game" it will always summon someone to correct you. and year after year it never changes. a beautiful constant in this universe. and zelda literally is the boy too
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Streaming lofi channel playing a song with what sounds a little too much like Slack notifications.
November 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Streaming lofi channel playing a song with what sounds a little too much like Slack notifications.
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I've said it before, but as this administration spirals they're going to get more dangerous, not less, at least in the short term. Like a gambler doubling down every time he loses, expect wilder high-risk moves in an effort to right the ship.
It's good news, just... be cautious.
It's good news, just... be cautious.
November 21, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I've said it before, but as this administration spirals they're going to get more dangerous, not less, at least in the short term. Like a gambler doubling down every time he loses, expect wilder high-risk moves in an effort to right the ship.
It's good news, just... be cautious.
It's good news, just... be cautious.
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His "I don't want to execute members of congress" t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by his shirt.
November 20, 2025 at 11:35 PM
His "I don't want to execute members of congress" t-shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by his shirt.
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You can't even call for executions anymore because of woke
November 20, 2025 at 5:11 PM
You can't even call for executions anymore because of woke
I see you linkin' HR systems to your MFA
And I'm like, Bamboo
And I'm like, Bamboo
November 19, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I see you linkin' HR systems to your MFA
And I'm like, Bamboo
And I'm like, Bamboo
Attending a virtual conference, we've had several lady presenters, and the male attendees in chat are being... male attendees in chat. Ugh.
Boys will be boys (derogatory).
Boys will be boys (derogatory).
November 19, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Attending a virtual conference, we've had several lady presenters, and the male attendees in chat are being... male attendees in chat. Ugh.
Boys will be boys (derogatory).
Boys will be boys (derogatory).
I feel that if someone calls you Piggy you should be allowed to yell "HAAIII-YA!" and karate chop them.
November 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
I feel that if someone calls you Piggy you should be allowed to yell "HAAIII-YA!" and karate chop them.
That's enough internet for me today.
Olivia Nuzzi got horny at the part of ET where he’s lying sick in the water
November 18, 2025 at 7:59 PM
That's enough internet for me today.
I want a sound board for Teams at work. Maybe one that is a cute little jingle that says "🎶🎶🎶 Don't get a job in incident response 🎶🎶🎶 if you don't wanna hafta document incidents! 🎶🎶🎶"
November 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I want a sound board for Teams at work. Maybe one that is a cute little jingle that says "🎶🎶🎶 Don't get a job in incident response 🎶🎶🎶 if you don't wanna hafta document incidents! 🎶🎶🎶"
More of these dudes reading cautionary tales as if they're instruction manuals.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
November 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
More of these dudes reading cautionary tales as if they're instruction manuals.
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
Local aerospace company that definitely doesn't have a bunch of established AI stuff going on is hiring an "AI Intern" and I just cannot even.
November 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Local aerospace company that definitely doesn't have a bunch of established AI stuff going on is hiring an "AI Intern" and I just cannot even.