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Tonya Says Things
@tonyasaysthings.bsky.social
Avid eater, skilled cook, occasional baker. Cat lover and sumo fan. Sometimes I write stuff and perform things. Former professional aural courtesan. She/her.
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Ube Donut Crumbs: Rejected
Mixed media, 2025
By Theodora
October 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
POV: your cat's nickname is Rack Attack.
February 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Theo wants you to know she thinks you're doing a great job. (She can be kind of judgy, so that's actually a really big deal.)
January 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Theodora is wearing her Mona Lisa smile today.
January 26, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Jack would like to be considered for Director of Food Scarcity Notification. He is loud and will be good at this job. Payment in treatsies accepted.
January 15, 2025 at 2:36 PM
"3/8 is equivalent to 6/16, which is clearly smaller than 5/16."

Clearly.

Of all the things that have happened in my lifetime, the end of objective truth is the weirdest.
January 3, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Human! We have assumed Treat Position. In case you haven't noticed, we are exactly where we usually are when treats are given. And yet, no treats. Can you explain?
December 31, 2024 at 10:15 PM
I said I was going to take it easy and chill today. Then I made potato latkes for the first time and baked two cakes. #HappyNewYear
December 31, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Ringing in #2025!* Happy New Year, everyone! 🎉🎆🎇

*Holding hands with my cat and napping most of the day in ugly pajamas. #CatSky #CatsOfBlueSky #Cats
December 31, 2024 at 6:05 PM
Theodora hopes you're safe and comfortable this holiday season. 🎄🐈 ❤️

#CatSky #CatsOfBlueSky #Cats
December 22, 2024 at 9:08 PM
What's your favorite Danish butter cookie that comes in a tin, and why is it the pretzel-shaped one?
December 4, 2024 at 12:30 AM
They have cats too! 😺
December 1, 2024 at 8:10 PM
Finally back on a site that deserves the glory of Her Majesty, Empress Theodora, Destroyer of Things and Ruler of All She Surveys.
November 29, 2024 at 7:58 PM