Tom Usher
@tomusher.bsky.social
Tangible Vibe Shift, coming soon
Hi single guys and gals (but mainly guys because there's loads of gals already interested), if you're in south London at the end of the month and fancy a fun night to meet new people I'm hosting an event at the Staffordshire. Tickets on sale now:
www.tickettailor.com/events/staff...
www.tickettailor.com/events/staff...
November 6, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Hi single guys and gals (but mainly guys because there's loads of gals already interested), if you're in south London at the end of the month and fancy a fun night to meet new people I'm hosting an event at the Staffordshire. Tickets on sale now:
www.tickettailor.com/events/staff...
www.tickettailor.com/events/staff...
Hey guys if you’re in London and single come down to this dating event I’m hosting on the 28th of this month
November 3, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Hey guys if you’re in London and single come down to this dating event I’m hosting on the 28th of this month
Was too ill to go out this year but fuck it, Ned Flanders
November 1, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Was too ill to go out this year but fuck it, Ned Flanders
The woke football flags are so good. From the river to the key is incredible
October 23, 2025 at 9:28 AM
The woke football flags are so good. From the river to the key is incredible
In other news my article on Ricky Hatton is the most read thing on the New Statesman website. You can read it here:
www.newstatesman.com/culture/spor...
www.newstatesman.com/culture/spor...
October 20, 2025 at 8:06 AM
In other news my article on Ricky Hatton is the most read thing on the New Statesman website. You can read it here:
www.newstatesman.com/culture/spor...
www.newstatesman.com/culture/spor...
Another incredible paragraph in which he essentially spells out the entire logic that the British media seem to be contorting themselves into for this specific instance, which is: well aren’t violent hooligans actually just normal and so should be allowed?
October 20, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Another incredible paragraph in which he essentially spells out the entire logic that the British media seem to be contorting themselves into for this specific instance, which is: well aren’t violent hooligans actually just normal and so should be allowed?
Based on the fact that last time they went to a city they caused mass arrests and violence…next par…even without the hard evidence Maccabi fans want to start trouble…
Simply sensational stuff
Simply sensational stuff
October 20, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Based on the fact that last time they went to a city they caused mass arrests and violence…next par…even without the hard evidence Maccabi fans want to start trouble…
Simply sensational stuff
Simply sensational stuff
You'd have to say "let our clearly violent hard right hooligans, who the last time they were allowed to come to a foreign city were caught on camera in multiple videos being violent hard right hooligans, come to your city or it's like the holocaust" is really up there as a classic UK media moment
October 18, 2025 at 11:27 AM
You'd have to say "let our clearly violent hard right hooligans, who the last time they were allowed to come to a foreign city were caught on camera in multiple videos being violent hard right hooligans, come to your city or it's like the holocaust" is really up there as a classic UK media moment
TLDR, we need to be more fucking woke!!!
October 18, 2025 at 8:26 AM
TLDR, we need to be more fucking woke!!!
applied for therapy on the NHS and they told the waitlist was 8 months but they sent me a letter telling me i can download an AI app to talk to instead lol
August 21, 2025 at 12:34 PM
applied for therapy on the NHS and they told the waitlist was 8 months but they sent me a letter telling me i can download an AI app to talk to instead lol
Now I'm unemployed again I'm going to invest more time into being annoying online, starting with letterboxd. So follow me there x
letterboxd.com/tom_usher/
letterboxd.com/tom_usher/
August 3, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Now I'm unemployed again I'm going to invest more time into being annoying online, starting with letterboxd. So follow me there x
letterboxd.com/tom_usher/
letterboxd.com/tom_usher/
I don’t think it’s ok to ruin the lives of people by posting them and their personal details all over the internet for cheating at a gig even if they’re cunts and billionaires and Coldplay fans
July 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I don’t think it’s ok to ruin the lives of people by posting them and their personal details all over the internet for cheating at a gig even if they’re cunts and billionaires and Coldplay fans
not joking. it keeps happening
July 17, 2025 at 12:35 PM
not joking. it keeps happening
mr @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social what are your thoughts on cheese and onion cobs
June 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
mr @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social what are your thoughts on cheese and onion cobs
Guys literally only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting
May 3, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Guys literally only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting
City Forest program done with AI, so depressing
April 27, 2025 at 6:13 PM
City Forest program done with AI, so depressing
