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Leah Biel, MFA
@tomservosblender.bsky.social
A darling among collectors. Pro-choice.
No time for your protest votes.
Your favorite WKRP enthusiast.
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This 1971 Mad Magazine panel has stuck with me for decades. It probably always will, and I wish it wasn’t so damn timely.
I tried several times to stop watching “New York, New York” tonight, and I just couldn’t.

Now it’s 1am, and I am exhausted.

I couldn’t help it.
December 6, 2025 at 6:04 AM
I have been Whammed.
December 6, 2025 at 1:26 AM
🎶Swiss Miss
Swiss Miss
Why not try our Sugar Free
Hot Cocoa Mix🎶
December 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
🎶COME AND SEEK US WHERE OUR VOICES SOUND
WE CANNOT SING ABOVE THE GROUND
ON EPSTEIN ISLE YOU’LL HAVE TO LOOK
TO RECOVER WHAT YOU TOOK🎶
This is the most horrific trophy I’ve ever seen. It looks like a cursed object found in a desert crypt.
December 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
But is the meter still running?
December 5, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Have we gone absolutely off a cliff when it comes to color? Pantone’s Color of the Year for 2026 is “Cloud Dancer.”

2025’s COTY was “Mocha Moose.”

2024’s COTY was “Peach Fuzz.”

All a very far cry from COTY ‘23, “Viva Magenta.”

WHY? Why are dull and lifeless colors popular now?

#HazeAndHues
December 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Ready Or Not (2019)
Ready Or Not 2: Here I Come (2026)
Ready Or Not 3: Gee, That Used To Be Such Fun (2028)
Ready Or Not 4: Apples (2030)
Ready Or Not 5: Peaches (2031)
Ready Or Not 6: Pumpkin Pie (Thanksgiving 2032)
Ready Or Not (2019)
Ready Or Not 2: Here I Come (2026)
Ready Or Not 3: You Can't Hide (2028)
Ready Or Not 4: Gonna Find You (2030)
Ready Or Not 5: And Take It Slowly (2032)
a woman is covering her mouth with her hand while another woman looks on .
ALT: a woman is covering her mouth with her hand while another woman looks on .
media.tenor.com
December 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
From the 11-17 April 2002 print edition (volume 38 issue 13)
December 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
15 years ago, Keith @olbermann.bsky.social lit the #RockCenterXmss tree, and no one’s done it quite like him since.
#ChristmasInRockefellerCenter
Hand-off - 2010-11-30 Christmas Tree Lighting
YouTube video by Leesa Brown
youtu.be
December 4, 2025 at 2:58 AM
I’ve barely seen this reported anywhere. This is good news, but you know they’re going to keep fighting, because they don’t exactly realize no means no.
December 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I’m generally against book banning and burning as a rule, but there’s always a first.

“I’m a rich girl and I’m sad my parents that I HATEHATEHATE want to pay for my daughter’s boarding school! Waah!”
Lauren Graham and Amy Sherman-Palladino to release 'Gilmore Girls' book in 2027
“Gilmore Girls” creator Amy Sherman-Palladino and star Lauren Graham have teamed up for a new book about the beloved series.
apnews.com
December 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
You may have your ottoman opening, but you can DANCE to this one.
December 3, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Picked up this McDonald’s button on my most recent trip to Canada, and it’s now in my personal holiday display.

(I’m sure @consumertc.bsky.social already has plenty—and gift certificates too!)
December 3, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Someone left their Garfield phone out.
December 2, 2025 at 9:29 PM
🎶Who will love me as I am?🎶
December 2, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Reposted by Leah Biel, MFA
It's #GivingTuesday & I've still got 45s to share! Donate to a local food bank or animal shelter (or a pet food pantry!) and I will send you a stack of 45s!
a black puppet with a purple eye is sitting on a table
ALT: a black puppet with a purple eye is sitting on a table
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December 2, 2025 at 1:52 PM
December 1st, time for my holiday avatar.
December 2, 2025 at 4:14 AM
In a few decades, Phineas and Ferb are going to decide what to do today in front of that very tree.
December 2, 2025 at 4:02 AM
🎶On the first day of December, my postman had for me
A parcel I’ll wait ‘til Christmas Eve to see🎶

#VinylSanta
@vinylsanta.bsky.social
December 2, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Stately Queef Manor
Not rude things, a thread:
December 1, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Garf you ignorant splut
December 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I named my fists Rock and Pella because doo-wop, hoot-n-hoo-bay.
I named my fists England Dan & John Ford Coley bc they'd really like to see you tonight.
I named my fists John and McClane because I made them with my toes. (Sorry, I'm watching Die Hard, this is all I can think about)
December 1, 2025 at 2:47 AM
November 30: begun the Corona Christmas ads have.

You’re up, Hershey bells.
fireworks are displayed over a body of water with palm trees in the background
Alt: A row of palm trees over water, and one of them has holiday lights. Can you hear the whistling?
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November 30, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I could barely get twenty minutes into the first episode of “The Chair Company”.

It’s really, really, REALLY not for me.
November 30, 2025 at 2:10 AM
November 29, 2025 at 2:15 AM