There's hemmingwayapp which highlights difficult to read sentences in your prose. By the time I've fixed those, my writing is usually shorter.

“you have what it takes to make it to the top” cannot be read as anything but a brutal attack on one’s character

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An Irishman went for a job interview on a building site. The foreman asked him "Do you know the difference between a joist and a girder?"

The Irishman replied, "Goethe wrote Faust and Joyce wrote Ulysses."