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Call Me Pitchforque.
@tomhensley.bsky.social
Ex-Democrat Socialist. Therapist. Dad. Husband. Magic player. D&D DM/Player. Barrel rider. Lovely titles. FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸
I see it. But at this point, I’m kinda like:
January 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
My son and I got our follicles shortened & styled today.
January 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Is it wrong that I want to get this put on a #MagicTheGathering playmat?
January 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
December 26, 2024 at 5:52 AM
Sauron’s Greetings!
December 25, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Day?
Made.
December 24, 2024 at 5:35 PM
One of my favorite PatStew moments!
November 29, 2024 at 7:31 PM
Quote skeet yourself from a different era. (Hint: I’m not the creepy Santa.)
November 25, 2024 at 9:43 PM
Name a TV show you're positive no one remembers but you.
November 20, 2024 at 3:29 AM
@spice8rack.bsky.social Have I shown you the custom sleeves I had made for my “Because Communism” EDH deck?
November 13, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Advertise your account with just one image
October 19, 2024 at 2:55 AM
I’d love to see how you’d build & run a janky Thriss deck.
October 17, 2024 at 9:30 PM
My family at PDX. (The Screensleys)
July 26, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Show me your pussy…cat. Here are mine:
June 22, 2024 at 8:44 PM
June 16, 2024 at 8:14 PM
My 86yo mother told me there’s a spinoff of Young Sheldon now?

Sigh……

Ok….

If it’s not called “Why The Fuck Are You Still Watching This Crap?!” then there needs to be a serious reckoning. Like a gallows in the sports arena kind of reckoning, you dig? uploads.dailydot.com/2018/04/Scre...
June 12, 2024 at 4:22 PM
I’m gonna tell my grandkids (if i ever have any or live to see them) that this was Joe Biden:
June 7, 2024 at 4:52 PM
Why would a magazine need musicians? 😁
June 1, 2024 at 6:42 PM
My cat keeps watch.
May 28, 2024 at 10:18 PM
Perp caught & exposed by new youth group.
May 20, 2024 at 7:10 PM
Same energy:
May 20, 2024 at 1:16 AM
What I’m wearing to the Met Gala:
May 6, 2024 at 4:52 PM
It’s more of the claymation Burl Ives snowman
April 28, 2024 at 5:04 AM
@pareidolia.bsky.social my son’s backpack didn’t like school.
April 28, 2024 at 4:56 AM
@pareidolia.bsky.social our smoke detector is a one-eyes robotic Burl Ives
April 28, 2024 at 4:53 AM