Call Me Pitchforque.
@tomhensley.bsky.social
Ex-Democrat Socialist. Therapist. Dad. Husband. Magic player. D&D DM/Player. Barrel rider. Lovely titles. FREE PALESTINE 🇵🇸
Boycott:
Coca-Cola
Pepsi
Burger King
Subway
Sabra foods
McDonald’s
Starbucks
Nestlé
Hershey’s
M&M/Mars
Cadbury
They all fund Israel.
Coca-Cola
Pepsi
Burger King
Subway
Sabra foods
McDonald’s
Starbucks
Nestlé
Hershey’s
M&M/Mars
Cadbury
They all fund Israel.
May 11, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Boycott:
Coca-Cola
Pepsi
Burger King
Subway
Sabra foods
McDonald’s
Starbucks
Nestlé
Hershey’s
M&M/Mars
Cadbury
They all fund Israel.
Coca-Cola
Pepsi
Burger King
Subway
Sabra foods
McDonald’s
Starbucks
Nestlé
Hershey’s
M&M/Mars
Cadbury
They all fund Israel.
Reposted by Call Me Pitchforque.
Me, when I loan my teen my rechargeable battery.
a close up of a man 's face with the words keep it secret and keep it safe
Alt: a close up of a Gandalf’s face with the words “keep it secret. keep it safe”
media.tenor.com
April 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Me, when I loan my teen my rechargeable battery.
Me, when I loan my teen my rechargeable battery.
a close up of a man 's face with the words keep it secret and keep it safe
Alt: a close up of a Gandalf’s face with the words “keep it secret. keep it safe”
media.tenor.com
April 18, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Me, when I loan my teen my rechargeable battery.
I’m beginning to think that those guardrails against fascism were just not up to the task.
April 16, 2025 at 5:29 AM
I’m beginning to think that those guardrails against fascism were just not up to the task.
Today is self-care day. Games of casual commander at my house!
a man wearing sunglasses and a red shirt says radical
Alt: a man wearing sunglasses and a red shirt says radical
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Today is self-care day. Games of casual commander at my house!
My son and I got our follicles shortened & styled today.
January 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
My son and I got our follicles shortened & styled today.
Is it wrong that I want to get this put on a #MagicTheGathering playmat?
January 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Is it wrong that I want to get this put on a #MagicTheGathering playmat?
Dungeons and Fuck
The Good, The Bad, And The Fucked
The Harder They Fuck
December 28, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Dungeons and Fuck
The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Fuck
The Harder They Fuck
Improve a movie with “fuck”
The Fuck
The Fuck
December 28, 2024 at 7:43 PM
The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Fuck
we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
December 26, 2024 at 5:52 AM
we all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you
Sauron’s Greetings!
December 25, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Sauron’s Greetings!
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
December 24, 2024 at 5:53 AM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
@tolariancommunitycollege.com I just submitted my audition. I am now teetering on the fence between nervous and hopeful.
December 20, 2024 at 6:21 PM
@tolariancommunitycollege.com I just submitted my audition. I am now teetering on the fence between nervous and hopeful.
It’s not iPhone, it’s UsPhone, tovarich.
it’s not Uhaul. it’s WEhaul, comrade
it’s not uber eats. it’s WEber eats, comrade
December 12, 2024 at 10:08 PM
It’s not iPhone, it’s UsPhone, tovarich.
Reposted by Call Me Pitchforque.
✨ ANNOUNCEMENT ✨
If you want to play MTG Commander and raise money for Trans Lifeline please fill this form:
➡️ bit.ly/magicxtl
We welcome new players and would love at least one game with all new players!
🗓️ Event will be
January 17th-19th, 2025
Deadline to sign-up:
Sunday, December 22nd, 2024.
If you want to play MTG Commander and raise money for Trans Lifeline please fill this form:
➡️ bit.ly/magicxtl
We welcome new players and would love at least one game with all new players!
🗓️ Event will be
January 17th-19th, 2025
Deadline to sign-up:
Sunday, December 22nd, 2024.
December 10, 2024 at 9:30 PM
✨ ANNOUNCEMENT ✨
If you want to play MTG Commander and raise money for Trans Lifeline please fill this form:
➡️ bit.ly/magicxtl
We welcome new players and would love at least one game with all new players!
🗓️ Event will be
January 17th-19th, 2025
Deadline to sign-up:
Sunday, December 22nd, 2024.
If you want to play MTG Commander and raise money for Trans Lifeline please fill this form:
➡️ bit.ly/magicxtl
We welcome new players and would love at least one game with all new players!
🗓️ Event will be
January 17th-19th, 2025
Deadline to sign-up:
Sunday, December 22nd, 2024.
Deny
Defend
Depose
Defend
Depose
Deny
Defend
Depose
Defend
Depose
December 10, 2024 at 5:15 PM
Deny
Defend
Depose
Defend
Depose
I’m now “even when I take a long afternoon nap, I still get tired at 10pm” years old.
December 10, 2024 at 6:02 AM
I’m now “even when I take a long afternoon nap, I still get tired at 10pm” years old.
Basil Pesto Metamucil.
Baja blast NyQuil
December 9, 2024 at 2:59 AM
Basil Pesto Metamucil.
Cookies & Cream Dimetapp.
December 9, 2024 at 2:56 AM
Cookies & Cream Dimetapp.
Cool Ranch Robitussin
Spicy Chipotle Mucinex
Mesquite Smoke Tylenol
December 9, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Cool Ranch Robitussin