Tom Gehrke
@tomg.me
Artist. Nerd. Liberal. Atheist.
Proudly practicing the "Sin of Empathy."
he/him/they
Store - https://tomsart.store
Proudly practicing the "Sin of Empathy."
he/him/they
Store - https://tomsart.store
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Tom Gehrke
@tomg.me
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Tom Gehrke Holiday Collection Greeting Cards
Holiday Collection - Choose your favorite greeting cards from Tom Gehrke. All greeting cards ship within 48 hours and include a 30-day money-back guarantee.
tomsart.store
Original Cthulhumas Cards to help put Cthulhu back in Cthulhumas!
Forget the family photo. They'll be consumed by the Old Ones.
Frosty gonna melt.
The "wise men?" Bad taste in gifts.
All you gotta remember is -
“Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn”
tomsart.store/collections/...
Forget the family photo. They'll be consumed by the Old Ones.
Frosty gonna melt.
The "wise men?" Bad taste in gifts.
All you gotta remember is -
“Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn”
tomsart.store/collections/...
"He Sees You When You're Sleeping"
One of the Cthulhu Claus paintings from my Cthulhumas collection. 🐙
#Art #Painting #MadeWithRebelle
One of the Cthulhu Claus paintings from my Cthulhumas collection. 🐙
#Art #Painting #MadeWithRebelle
December 3, 2025 at 6:05 PM
"He Sees You When You're Sleeping"
One of the Cthulhu Claus paintings from my Cthulhumas collection. 🐙
#Art #Painting #MadeWithRebelle
One of the Cthulhu Claus paintings from my Cthulhumas collection. 🐙
#Art #Painting #MadeWithRebelle
Noticed my Threadless shop is having a sale, so if cards aren't your thing you have until tomorrow evening.
tomsartstore.threadless.com/designs/merr...
tomsartstore.threadless.com/designs/merr...
December 3, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Noticed my Threadless shop is having a sale, so if cards aren't your thing you have until tomorrow evening.
tomsartstore.threadless.com/designs/merr...
tomsartstore.threadless.com/designs/merr...
Original Cthulhumas Cards to help put Cthulhu back in Cthulhumas!
Forget the family photo. They'll be consumed by the Old Ones.
Frosty gonna melt.
The "wise men?" Bad taste in gifts.
All you gotta remember is -
“Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn”
tomsart.store/collections/...
Forget the family photo. They'll be consumed by the Old Ones.
Frosty gonna melt.
The "wise men?" Bad taste in gifts.
All you gotta remember is -
“Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn”
tomsart.store/collections/...
Tom Gehrke Holiday Collection Greeting Cards
Holiday Collection - Choose your favorite greeting cards from Tom Gehrke. All greeting cards ship within 48 hours and include a 30-day money-back guarantee.
tomsart.store
December 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Original Cthulhumas Cards to help put Cthulhu back in Cthulhumas!
Forget the family photo. They'll be consumed by the Old Ones.
Frosty gonna melt.
The "wise men?" Bad taste in gifts.
All you gotta remember is -
“Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn”
tomsart.store/collections/...
Forget the family photo. They'll be consumed by the Old Ones.
Frosty gonna melt.
The "wise men?" Bad taste in gifts.
All you gotta remember is -
“Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn”
tomsart.store/collections/...
One 10" "Extreme Drunken Rum Black Cake" with rum vanilla icing ordered. 🎉
I tried making a black cake a couple times and even though I have a jar of rum-soaked fruit, I can't be arsed. And since I'm the only person I know who likes them, imma be super jolly this xmas.
I tried making a black cake a couple times and even though I have a jar of rum-soaked fruit, I can't be arsed. And since I'm the only person I know who likes them, imma be super jolly this xmas.
These tariffs are standing in the way of me ordering my annual black cake for the holidays.
December 3, 2025 at 4:15 AM
One 10" "Extreme Drunken Rum Black Cake" with rum vanilla icing ordered. 🎉
I tried making a black cake a couple times and even though I have a jar of rum-soaked fruit, I can't be arsed. And since I'm the only person I know who likes them, imma be super jolly this xmas.
I tried making a black cake a couple times and even though I have a jar of rum-soaked fruit, I can't be arsed. And since I'm the only person I know who likes them, imma be super jolly this xmas.
These tariffs are standing in the way of me ordering my annual black cake for the holidays.
December 3, 2025 at 3:08 AM
These tariffs are standing in the way of me ordering my annual black cake for the holidays.
Reposted by Tom Gehrke
It costs nothing for you to share this
For every $1 donated to your local food pantry, 10 meals will be served to families in need this holiday season
#GivingTuesday
For every $1 donated to your local food pantry, 10 meals will be served to families in need this holiday season
#GivingTuesday
December 2, 2025 at 10:01 PM
It costs nothing for you to share this
For every $1 donated to your local food pantry, 10 meals will be served to families in need this holiday season
#GivingTuesday
For every $1 donated to your local food pantry, 10 meals will be served to families in need this holiday season
#GivingTuesday
Shared this to little fanfare about a month ago and resurrecting it now that I've been reminded by @sophiecarr.bsky.social that this style is called Intentional Camera Movement or ICM.
So I didn't just post a bunch of blurry shots for no reason. I actually meant it. 😀
#Art #Photography #ICM
So I didn't just post a bunch of blurry shots for no reason. I actually meant it. 😀
#Art #Photography #ICM
"Bubbling"
"The Forest"
"The Trees"
Playing with slow-ish exposures and camera movement for some impressionistic results. If you squint, you can almost see the scene. If you look close, you see random streaks and lines.
At least it's not AI.
#Art #Photography #Photosky #Impressionistic #Abstract
"The Forest"
"The Trees"
Playing with slow-ish exposures and camera movement for some impressionistic results. If you squint, you can almost see the scene. If you look close, you see random streaks and lines.
At least it's not AI.
#Art #Photography #Photosky #Impressionistic #Abstract
December 1, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Shared this to little fanfare about a month ago and resurrecting it now that I've been reminded by @sophiecarr.bsky.social that this style is called Intentional Camera Movement or ICM.
So I didn't just post a bunch of blurry shots for no reason. I actually meant it. 😀
#Art #Photography #ICM
So I didn't just post a bunch of blurry shots for no reason. I actually meant it. 😀
#Art #Photography #ICM
Reposted by Tom Gehrke
An ICM (intentional camera movement) version of my new favourite tree.
#NorthchurchCommon #Berkhamsted
#NorthchurchCommon #Berkhamsted
November 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
An ICM (intentional camera movement) version of my new favourite tree.
#NorthchurchCommon #Berkhamsted
#NorthchurchCommon #Berkhamsted
Reposted by Tom Gehrke
Reminder that I will be reading some Sherlock Holmes on my Patreon. It's free, pop in anytime to watch me commit crimes against pronunciation.
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Aster's Tiny Corner | Patreon
Tiny things from a tiny mind
www.patreon.com
November 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Reminder that I will be reading some Sherlock Holmes on my Patreon. It's free, pop in anytime to watch me commit crimes against pronunciation.
www.patreon.com/cw/AstersTin...
www.patreon.com/cw/AstersTin...
Saw The Running Man today. Thought it was entertaining. They still continue to try to change the ending from the book and it just never quite works for me. You can almost feel the change in tone at a point.
That said, it's a good (if dystopian) action movie.
3.5 Hunters out of 5
That said, it's a good (if dystopian) action movie.
3.5 Hunters out of 5
November 30, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Saw The Running Man today. Thought it was entertaining. They still continue to try to change the ending from the book and it just never quite works for me. You can almost feel the change in tone at a point.
That said, it's a good (if dystopian) action movie.
3.5 Hunters out of 5
That said, it's a good (if dystopian) action movie.
3.5 Hunters out of 5
Hey, #TN7! It's your friend over in #TN5. If you vote for @aftynbehn.bsky.social and flip things, it would be downright neighborly of you. And while TN5 isn't the kind of neighbor you'd probably wish for today, I promise to at least try to return the favor just as soon as the opportunity arises. 🙏❤️✌️
November 28, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Hey, #TN7! It's your friend over in #TN5. If you vote for @aftynbehn.bsky.social and flip things, it would be downright neighborly of you. And while TN5 isn't the kind of neighbor you'd probably wish for today, I promise to at least try to return the favor just as soon as the opportunity arises. 🙏❤️✌️
Sometimes I wait minutes before liking something that was just posted because I don't want it to seem like I'm stalking anyone.
November 25, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Sometimes I wait minutes before liking something that was just posted because I don't want it to seem like I'm stalking anyone.
Much as I want a Rush Hour 4... F that.
Rush Hour 4 is reportedly a go at Paramount – after Trump intervened on behalf of the movie.
Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring the franchise back to the big screen
Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring the franchise back to the big screen
Rush Hour 4 in the works at Paramount after reports of Trump intervening
Brett Ratner, accused of sexual misconduct by several women, will bring his hit franchise back to the big screen
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Much as I want a Rush Hour 4... F that.
"Charles Bank Gallery"
Another interesting building from NYC. From the graffiti to the water tank, I was drawn to it.
And then I focused on the yellow things. Because... SQUIRREL!!!
#Art #Photography #NewYork
Another interesting building from NYC. From the graffiti to the water tank, I was drawn to it.
And then I focused on the yellow things. Because... SQUIRREL!!!
#Art #Photography #NewYork
November 25, 2025 at 2:57 PM
"Charles Bank Gallery"
Another interesting building from NYC. From the graffiti to the water tank, I was drawn to it.
And then I focused on the yellow things. Because... SQUIRREL!!!
#Art #Photography #NewYork
Another interesting building from NYC. From the graffiti to the water tank, I was drawn to it.
And then I focused on the yellow things. Because... SQUIRREL!!!
#Art #Photography #NewYork
It never even occurred to me that people in the armed forces might technically be voting "against" their Commander In Chief.
For reasons, I keep thinking about how when I was in Basic, it was an election year. Bush was the incumbent. And I remember being told by my command that it was my duty as a member of the military to vote for him as my current Commander In Chief, whom I'd sworn to obey.
(Con't 👇🏼)
(Con't 👇🏼)
November 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
It never even occurred to me that people in the armed forces might technically be voting "against" their Commander In Chief.
Reposted by Tom Gehrke
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Reposted by Tom Gehrke
"Glory of Commerce"
Minerva, Hercules, and Mercury overlooking one of the entrances to Grand Central Terminal in NYC. It's a particularly photogenic structure, IMO. One could just roam for days there.
#Art #Photography #NewYork
Minerva, Hercules, and Mercury overlooking one of the entrances to Grand Central Terminal in NYC. It's a particularly photogenic structure, IMO. One could just roam for days there.
#Art #Photography #NewYork
November 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
"Glory of Commerce"
Minerva, Hercules, and Mercury overlooking one of the entrances to Grand Central Terminal in NYC. It's a particularly photogenic structure, IMO. One could just roam for days there.
#Art #Photography #NewYork
Minerva, Hercules, and Mercury overlooking one of the entrances to Grand Central Terminal in NYC. It's a particularly photogenic structure, IMO. One could just roam for days there.
#Art #Photography #NewYork
Dear fellow atheists. If you are going to debunk/refute religious arguments, please try to steel-man the argument. Spending 10-20 minutes dismantling a straw-man doesn't do any more good than the apologist performing for fellow believers.
November 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Dear fellow atheists. If you are going to debunk/refute religious arguments, please try to steel-man the argument. Spending 10-20 minutes dismantling a straw-man doesn't do any more good than the apologist performing for fellow believers.
"Glory of Commerce"
Minerva, Hercules, and Mercury overlooking one of the entrances to Grand Central Terminal in NYC. It's a particularly photogenic structure, IMO. One could just roam for days there.
#Art #Photography #NewYork
Minerva, Hercules, and Mercury overlooking one of the entrances to Grand Central Terminal in NYC. It's a particularly photogenic structure, IMO. One could just roam for days there.
#Art #Photography #NewYork
November 24, 2025 at 7:08 PM
"Glory of Commerce"
Minerva, Hercules, and Mercury overlooking one of the entrances to Grand Central Terminal in NYC. It's a particularly photogenic structure, IMO. One could just roam for days there.
#Art #Photography #NewYork
Minerva, Hercules, and Mercury overlooking one of the entrances to Grand Central Terminal in NYC. It's a particularly photogenic structure, IMO. One could just roam for days there.
#Art #Photography #NewYork
Reposted by Tom Gehrke
"5th Avenue"
The Flatiron Building is the star here even though it's dwarfed by the other buildings in the full expanse of the city on the southern end of Long Island.
#Art #Photography #NewYork
The Flatiron Building is the star here even though it's dwarfed by the other buildings in the full expanse of the city on the southern end of Long Island.
#Art #Photography #NewYork
November 23, 2025 at 9:43 PM
"5th Avenue"
The Flatiron Building is the star here even though it's dwarfed by the other buildings in the full expanse of the city on the southern end of Long Island.
#Art #Photography #NewYork
The Flatiron Building is the star here even though it's dwarfed by the other buildings in the full expanse of the city on the southern end of Long Island.
#Art #Photography #NewYork
Just got my Flu, Covid-19 and Shingles vaccinations and, boy, are my arms tired!
And also, fuck RFK Jr.
And also, fuck RFK Jr.
November 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Just got my Flu, Covid-19 and Shingles vaccinations and, boy, are my arms tired!
And also, fuck RFK Jr.
And also, fuck RFK Jr.