What the World Cup needs above all now is Argentina 66/Cameroon 90 style defensive hitmen to banjo him into the crowd in the first five minutes of the first group game

When he wasn't able to play in the last game they scored nine, which is objectively hilarious.

As it was when Goncalo Ramos got a hat-trick in his absence at World Cup 2022, only for Himself to return in time to lose to Morocco

Surprised clubs don't start offering Limbs Insurance

That happened to me when Orient won at Brentford in 93. Remarkably, a fellow fan managed to retrieve them from the away end melee. The closest I've come to believing in miracles, my top "kindness of strangers" moment

Yeah I spent the rest of the holiday unconvincingly spinning the narrative that I'd been in a square go with some Scando-fash skinheads, giving it the whole "you shoulda seen the other guy" schtick

I tripped on some children's play equipment while larking about with the kids on holiday in Denmark this summer, fell flat on the deck, fucked my glasses, which rammed into my face giving me a menacing looking black eye for the rest of the trip. But I'll play wherever the gaffer tells me 8

Everytime a trans girl plays sports along her cis girl mates they go like: "Gigantic, huge manly man crashing through little, daint, girly-babies", even when she's about the same size as them. But when a 6.4, heavy-set adult man attacks a noticeably smaller teen, she suddenly is just an 'activist'…

It’s especially ironic because the lecture is exactly about the ‘paralyzing cowardice’ of today’s elites.

About universities, corporations and media networks bending the knee to authoritarianism. /4

Also flags up that, whisper it, South Africa genuinely deserve to be World Test champions and need longer series

Yeah we should. Oval Test was thrown away. Only at Edgbaston were India dominant