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Jeremy
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Mostly Tolkien most of the time

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“Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky” in the Zohran Msmdani campaign font
November 9, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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Spooky Tolkien Time
Cold be hand and heart and bone, and cold be sleep under stone: never more to wake on stony bed, never, till the Sun fails and the Moon is dead. In the black wind the stars shall die, and still on gold here let them lie, till the dark lord lifts his hand over dead sea and withered land.
October 31, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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Step 1 : 👍
Step 2 : 😑
Instruction sheet for anti slip tape for bathtubs, which says: Step 1: peel off the protective paper and stick it anywhere you like. Step 2: please make sure the area where you want to stick the strips is completely dry.
October 19, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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The 2026 Beyond Bree Calendar is at the printer and will be shipping soon. Quite proud of this "best of" calendar with art from tons of awesome artists from 45(!) years of Beyond Bree newsletters and prior calendars. Get yours today!

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"Beyond Bree" text in illustrated manuscript layout with lots of little scenes and vignettes wrapped around the letters and floral decorations. Blue text with mainly glod, blue and red detail work.
October 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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No harm in trying!
Xkcd comic THIS WEEKEND, I HAD TO MAKE AN OVERSIZED SCREEN FOR A PORCH WINDOW. IT INVOLVED COUNTLESS TINY PROBLEMS, EACH SOMEHOW WAY HARDER THAN IT SHOULD BE. OBLIQUE ANGLES. CURVED EDGES. NONCOPLANARITY. (0-un) ^ (0) wº(26) ...I SOLVED THEM ALL. I MEASURED PRECISELY. I DID TRIGONOMETRY. I MADE CUSTOM PARTS. AND IT FIT PERFECTLY. NO GAPS, NO RIPPLES. I KNOW THAT YOUR FOUNDATION NORMALLY LIMITS ITS PURVIEW TO PHYSICS, MEDICINE, PEACE, CHEMISTRY, AND LITERATURE. HOWEVER, IF YOU REVIEW THE ATTACHED PHOTOS SHOWING HOW WELL THE SCREEN FITS INTO THE...
October 7, 2025 at 4:24 PM
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There’s Ted and Alan of course, but here’s one by Barthelemy Aupetit that I really like

www.artstation.com/artwork/3qJ2LD
Gondolin by Barthelemy Aupetit. Panoramic view from below the city showing towers and walls above waterfalls, with snow capped mountains in the distance
October 7, 2025 at 3:58 AM
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Minor FYI -The template doesn’t handle wide tables very well yet on mobile
Screenshot of the linked page, with the last column of the table hanging off the right edge of the screen
September 20, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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Just by clicking the link to their Terms of Use I evidently agreed with these ridiculous permissions they are trying to grab??
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September 17, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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“Well, what next? I have heard of strange doings in this land…”
Anke’s fox from the lower right corner of the original painting, looking at Tolkien
September 9, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Playing “Exit - Shadows over Middle-earth” (like an escape room in a box) tonight with visiting family and the kids. Having fun!
Small pieces of paper, scissors, cards and paper/pencils on a grey tablecloth.
August 18, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Gwaihir’s little brother is willing to carry the Ring into Mordor, if only I would give it to him. Should I let him in?
July 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
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HIS RAGE PASSES DESCRIPTION— THE SORT OF RAGE THAT IS ONLY SEEN WHEN RICH FOLK THAT HAVE MORE THAN THEY CAN ENJOY SUDDENLY LOSE SOMETHING THAT THEY HAVE LONG HAD BUT HAVE NEVER BEFORE USED OR WANTED. J.R.R. Tolkien The Hobbit: 75th Anniversary Edition #kindlequotes
June 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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According to Bluesky, it took four minutes from ordering to finished eating. 😉
The AOC of Popes @arobertswrite... • 56m I have inhaled my pizza. The AOC of Popes @aroberts... • 1hr Pizza ordered at last.
June 27, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Thanks so much to @mgcoco.bsky.social for such an awesome new profile pic!
Isn’t this the cutest dragon you’ve ever seen?
June 26, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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If you see this, share a skeleton
The skeleton of Ori in the Chamber of Mazarbul (Moria)
June 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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“Collect them both”
POOP. vanilla flavored poop candy Rainbow Poop. Vanilla flavored poop-shaped candy. Poop Candy. Sweet relief. Collect them both. 4.99
May 25, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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Package arrived today, love this guy on the box, wish he wasn’t disallowed.
Package instructions say “Refrigerate do not freeze” under a long-beaked penguin with bow-tie who is in a box that is crossed out
May 22, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Meme showing movie Aragorn playing with an empty cardboard tube and then saying “This is a good sword”
May 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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The final #Westmoot keynote from the spectacular Janet Croft. Such a great weekend!
Looking down from the back of the WWI museum auditorium at 200+ fans listening to Janet Croft speaking on the stage.
May 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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The state of the Art Show and Dealer Room for #Westmoot. (It’ll be more impressive tomorrow when we have access to the Museum)
Suitcases, bags, and many boxes piled on a hotel bed
May 8, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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Am I in Rivendell or my hotel lobby?

#Westmoot @westmoot.org
Five story tall indoor waterfall/staircase/garden installation in the Westin Kansas City hotel lobby
May 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Social Security website has new terms of service that you must accept in order to log in. You MUST agree that:
- YOU are responsible for protecting any info the SSA has on you
- the SSA is NOT RESPONSIBLE if your info leaks from any device or wrongful acts of anyone
Terms of Service The terms of service in this section apply to all Social Security online services. Depending on the specific Social Security online service you access, you may be asked to agree to added terms to use that service. By checking I agree to the Terms of Service, I acknowledge the following conditions: • I understand that I am accessing a U.S. Government system. • I understand that my usage of this system may be monitored, recorded, and subject to audit. • I understand that unauthorized or improper use of this system is prohibited and may result in administrative, civil, or criminal penalties and/or other actions. • I understand that it is a federal crime to: • Give false or misleading statements to obtain information in Social Security records; • Give false or misleading information to obtain or alter Social Security benefits; or • Deceive the Social Security Administration about an individual's identity. • I understand that the Social Security Administration may stop me from using Social Security online services if it finds or suspects traud or misuse. • I accept that I am responsible for properly protecting any information provided to me by the Social Security Administration. • I agree that the Social Security Administration is not responsible for the improper disclosure of any information that the Social Security Administration has provided to me or any information that is on or from my computer or other device, whether due to my negligence or the wrongful acts of others.
April 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
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A few from my collection, I love hunting for these!
A sampling of pinbacks (small circular metal buttons with a sharp pin on the rear, as likely to draw blood as hold it to your clothes) with Tolkien phrases and art on them
April 1, 2025 at 2:56 PM
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Ugh. I really detest “AI” garbage like this.

Not sure why they warn you to read the description carefully, as they promise to refund you if it turns out to be wrong… 😑
Return an item for a refund If you've changed your mind about an item, check the listing for full details of the seller's return policy. Most purchases are covered by eBay Money Back Guarantee, which means that if the item arrives damaged, is faulty or doesn't match the listing, you can return it for a refund - even if the seller doesn't accept returns.
March 27, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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First panel: Orc with reading glasses on a laptop, writing "Sauron, the invasion of Rohan is imminent". Second panel: Gandalf also on a laptop, with a thought bubble where he thinks to himself "Who added me to this group?"
March 25, 2025 at 11:27 PM