Ryan Taranis
@tokenhumanfriend.bsky.social
Small squishy human living in a big fuzzy world. Prone to giving history lectures on fictional universes (He/Him, 18+ only!)
*blushes* looking good!
December 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
*blushes* looking good!
Oh shit has anyone cleaned the coffee machine recently?
December 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Oh shit has anyone cleaned the coffee machine recently?
It'll be on your desk by EOD boss 😳🫡
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 AM
It'll be on your desk by EOD boss 😳🫡
Especially with how cold it was last night 🥶🥶
November 30, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Especially with how cold it was last night 🥶🥶
*nodnods while sitting in a car dealer service department right this second * Yeeeeaaaah that would've been helpful
November 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
*nodnods while sitting in a car dealer service department right this second * Yeeeeaaaah that would've been helpful
That is a successful cocktail 😲
November 27, 2025 at 1:33 AM
That is a successful cocktail 😲
Jesse, we gotta bake
November 22, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Jesse, we gotta bake
The world needs more giant pairs (metaphorically, probably needs less literally)
November 22, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The world needs more giant pairs (metaphorically, probably needs less literally)
Give it a chance!
November 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Give it a chance!
Holy thighs batman :O
November 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Holy thighs batman :O
I don't remember this part of the first Halo....
November 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I don't remember this part of the first Halo....
Well there's only one weight here to lift. Un/fortunately it's also a 1RM
November 20, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Well there's only one weight here to lift. Un/fortunately it's also a 1RM
Cue the "I'm not a furry, but..."s
a woman is being interviewed by a man on a red carpet and the woman is saying well yes .
ALT: a woman is being interviewed by a man on a red carpet and the woman is saying well yes .
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Cue the "I'm not a furry, but..."s
He looks like a man that will keep playing despite the shoot out in the saloon
November 9, 2025 at 2:10 AM
He looks like a man that will keep playing despite the shoot out in the saloon
Aww, is that all the big? 😢
November 8, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Aww, is that all the big? 😢